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Eagles 2022 regular season R&R edition ( still no politics )

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2 minutes ago, Godfather said:

I'm surprised you're able to open your eyes after a weekend full of facials 

You gotta rejuvenate and hydrate the skin leatherface. By all means necessary!  
 

On another note, my wife got some facial last week that was insane (hard to type that sentence I admit).  It was called BBR and PLP.  I actually think they burn off a layer of your face and all your blemishes disappear.  She didn’t have any to begin with so it was well worth $1000.  😒 Unfortunately @mikemack8 it still doesn’t take care of all those cold sores from yesteryear.  

Just now, hputenis said:

You gotta rejuvenate and hydrate the skin leatherface. By all means necessary!  
 

On another note, my wife got some facial last week that was insane (hard to type that sentence I admit).  It was called BBR and PLP.  I actually think they burn off a layer of your face and all your blemishes disappear.  She didn’t have any to begin with so it was well worth $1000.  😒 Unfortunately @mikemack8 it still doesn’t take care of all those cold sores from yesteryear.  

 

I tried telling olsilverbag that but he kept wanting a hot lunch instead

 

 

My sister-in-law had that done. It makes your face look like a burned victim for like 2 weeks before it clears up right?

Btw, mattwill eats white dog ish

Hey Mattwon’t. Take the long way home from school now or you’ll experience pain like you’ve never imagined grandma.   


 

 

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11 minutes ago, Godfather said:

 

I tried telling olsilverbag that but he kept wanting a hot lunch instead

 

 

My sister-in-law had that done. It makes your face look like a burned victim for like 2 weeks before it clears up right?

Yes it’s horrifying. My wife came home from her appointment and she looked like Pippi Longstocking with a redder face.  It was about a week and a half ago now, and it’s disappearing more every day. 

1 minute ago, hputenis said:

Yes it’s horrifying. My wife came home from her appointment and she looked like Pippi Longstocking with a redder face.  It was about a week and a half ago now, and it’s disappearing more every day. 

Yep, my wife and a couple friends did that.  I thought I walked into the burn victim ward of a hospital.

20 minutes ago, hputenis said:

You gotta rejuvenate and hydrate the skin leatherface. By all means necessary!  
 

On another note, my wife got some facial last week that was insane (hard to type that sentence I admit).  It was called BBR and PLP.  I actually think they burn off a layer of your face and all your blemishes disappear.  She didn’t have any to begin with so it was well worth $1000.  😒 Unfortunately @mikemack8 it still doesn’t take care of all those cold sores from yesteryear.  

20 bucks is 20 bucks

Just now, mikemack8 said:

20 bucks is 20 bucks

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8 minutes ago, hputenis said:

Hey Mattwon’t. Take the long way home from school now or you’ll experience pain like you’ve never imagined grandma.   


 

 

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 Someone posted a picture of Vick, McNabb, and Squirts together and he's asking people who the two dudes are with Hurts. Are you fn serious? 

1 minute ago, Godfather said:

 Someone posted a picture of Vick, McNabb, and Squirts together and he's asking people who the two dudes are with Hurts. Are you fn serious? 

That was the funniest ish ever, then tried to find a celebrity we wouldn't recognize, and it was clear as day Shania Twain.

@Outlaw wrecked him though.

Just now, downundermike said:

That was the funniest ish ever, then tried to find a celebrity we wouldn't recognize, and it was clear as day Shania Twain.

@Outlaw wrecked him though.

Who wouldn't know Shania Twain? :lol:

 

Fn idiot

I'm sure he's been a fan since 1933 that old f **** and he doesn't even know what the past qbs look like lol

3 minutes ago, Godfather said:

 Someone posted a picture of Vick, McNabb, and Squirts together and he's asking people who the two dudes are with Hurts. Are you fn serious? 

What in the actual F?  My favorite part about this new blog is getting updates about the unfunny blog. RTKs pictures. I can’t take it. I want to print them out, get them framed and send them to all of you for Christmas. 

5 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Who wouldn't know Shania Twain? :lol:

 

Fn idiot

Actually, it was not Shania, this is who he though he got us with.

 

 

 

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18 minutes ago, hputenis said:

What in the actual F?  My favorite part about this new blog is getting updates about the unfunny blog. RTKs pictures. I can’t take it. I want to print them out, get them framed and send them to all of you for Christmas. 

When he posted that, the only thought I had at that time was "is this guy fn re****?"

1 minute ago, downundermike said:

Actually, it was not Shania, this is who he though he got us with.

 

 

 

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Charlize Theron

41 minutes ago, hputenis said:

 especially Devonta. That dude is such a ridiculous route runner. 

he remained focused on the ball yesterday with that safety flying in from the left, didn’t alligator arm the ball and was rewarded with a touchdown. Christmas Balls!

What about rtk's stadium picture that he drew up before the Raiders took is idea? :roll:

7 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Who wouldn't know Shania Twain? :lol:

 

Fn idiot

she’s still fine as hell

Just now, NCTANK said:

she’s still fine as hell

Fn a. I would f her until my d fell off

5 minutes ago, NCTANK said:

he remained focused on the ball yesterday with that safety flying in from the left, didn’t alligator arm the ball and was rewarded with a touchdown. Christmas Balls!

I thought for sure that was a hospital ball.  Not sure what the safety was doing, but he was gifted a kill shot.

brb

4 minutes ago, NCTANK said:

she’s still fine as hell

 

3 minutes ago, Godfather said:

Fn a. I would f her until my d fell off

 

Shania Twain reveals how she's dealing with the coronavirus pandemic -  National | Globalnews.ca

After I get done with Shania, she'll be in hospice 

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