August 21, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, DaEagles4Life said: Reminded me of this A panda bear walks into a taco shop. The waiter says to the panda, "We don't usually serve your type in here. But you seem like a nice fellow. So what would you like to order?" The panda orders two tacos, eats them promptly, then produces a pistol from his pocket, shoots it up in the air through the ceiling and gets up to walk out. The waiter approaches the panda and says, "Look, I was reluctant to serve you. I fulfilled your order like you asked for. Why did you have to shoot up the place?" The panda produces a book from his pocket and says, "This book explains it all. Look it up under 'panda'.". The waiter looks inside the book. It is all about animals. He goes to the panda section where it says, "Panda: a bear-like animal from China with black and white fur. Eats shoots and leaves."
August 22, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, NothingClever said: Because he has a sub-70 IQ? Living up to your screen name sparky.
August 22, 20241 yr 8 minutes ago, lynched1 said: Living up to your screen name sparky. If only all of us lived up to our screen name
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