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God loves ALL people and ALL will eventually live with God in his kingdom!

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1 minute ago, we_gotta_believe said:

We're the same level of Christian, I agree.

Oh ok, so you agree that homosexuality is a sin then, as clearly demonstrated by the above bible passage?

Glad you're finally accepting the teachings of the church and not making up whatever you feel is approved by liberals who hate religion 

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Just now, Mike31mt said:

Oh ok, so you agree that homosexuality is a sin then, as clearly demonstrated by the above bible passage?

Glad you're finally accepting the teachings of the church and not making up whatever you feel is approved by liberals who hate religion 

No, I didn't choose to believe that part just like you didn't choose to believe the part about contraception. 

Glad you're finally accepting that you're a fake Christian just like me.

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

We both pick and choose what to follow from the Bible. You literally got a vasectomy and refuse to reverse it because you decided to choose what suits your modern values. Self awareness was never your strong suit.

Wrong again.  It was a nice try though.  Don't try to drag me down because youve decided you hate your own religion and openly reject almost all of its teachings.

1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

Wrong again.  It was a nice try though.  Don't try to drag me down because youve decided you hate your own religion and openly reject almost all of its teachings.

Until you reverse your sinful abomination of a vasectomy, you also continue to prove everyday that you hate your own religion and openly reject almost all of its teachings. It's sad because you used to be so holy and now you live a life of sin. I'll pray for your salvation, Michael.

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

No, I didn't choose to believe that part just like you didn't choose to believe the part about contraception

Glad you're finally accepting that you're a fake Christian just like me.

I'm not getting in a little pissing match with you, you know you're wrong.

Me being a married man with children using a form of birth control is a little different than you rejecting most of the Bible outright.

But if it makes you feel better, you can continue lashing out.  

16 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

I'm not getting in a little pissing match with you, you know you're wrong.

Me being a married man with children using a form of birth control is a little different than you rejecting most of the Bible outright.

But if it makes you feel better, you can continue lashing out.  

did you at least go to confession to ask forgiveness for your sin?

2 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

did you at least go to confession to ask forgiveness for your sin?

Not a formal confession but I did speak with a priest about it and repented.

I'm glad you're so concerned about my spiritual well-being, thank you.

1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

Not a formal confession but I did speak with a priest about it and repented.

I'm glad you're so concerned about my spiritual well-being, thank you.

i was actually. beyond some ball busting i have stayed out of this little circle jerk. 

44 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

I'm not getting in a little pissing match with you, you know you're wrong.

Me being a married man with children using a form of birth control is a little different than you rejecting most of the Bible outright.

But if it makes you feel better, you can continue lashing out.  

It's not different at all. And I'll still pray for you, even if you refuse to repent for your egregious sin.

22 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Not a formal confession

Another teaching of the Bible that you've rejected. I should've known a fake Christian who lies so often wouldn't take the sacraments seriously. This is getting worse by the minute.

2 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

It's not different at all. And I'll still pray for you, even if you refuse to repent for your egregious sin.

I'm sure God will appreciate your sarcastic prayers.

Also, I literally just said I repented.

1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

I'm sure God will appreciate your sarcastic prayers.

Also, I literally just said I repented.

If you actually cared about reconciliation, you'd reverse it. But since you don't, it's quite clear you're just picking and choosing what you want to follow to suit your modern lifestyle.

3 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Aside from your commie gibberish, you're still wrong and homosexuality is a sin according to Christianity.  Deal with it.

You haven't read the bible by your own stupid admission. Please stop pretending you know anything about it.

8 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

You haven't read the bible by your own stupid admission. Please stop pretending you know anything about it.

And you do?

You're probably the dumbest person to post on the entire EMB which is an incredible accomplishment.

You post stupid meme after stupid meme about your hatred and total misunderstanding of Christianity on a daily basis, but then try to save face by saying you're OK with Jesus' teachings.  You clearly don't even understand them even though you lied about going to a religious school.  You're a fraud, and a hateful old burnt-out loser to boot. 

31 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

And you do?

You're probably the dumbest person to post on the entire EMB which is an incredible accomplishment.

You post stupid meme after stupid meme about your hatred and total misunderstanding of Christianity on a daily basis, but then try to save face by saying you're OK with Jesus' teachings.  You clearly don't even understand them even though you lied about going to a religious school.  You're a fraud, and a hateful old burnt-out loser to boot. 

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2 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said:

If you actually cared about reconciliation, you'd reverse it. But since you don't, it's quite clear you're just picking and choosing what you want to follow to suit your modern lifestyle.

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1 hour ago, Mike31mt said:

And you do?

You're probably the dumbest person to post on the entire EMB which is an incredible accomplishment.

You post stupid meme after stupid meme about your hatred and total misunderstanding of Christianity on a daily basis, but then try to save face by saying you're OK with Jesus' teachings.  You clearly don't even understand them even though you lied about going to a religious school.  You're a fraud, and a hateful old burnt-out loser to boot. 

Yes, I read the bible from cover to cover. In your defense, I only did so to find things to trip up the Catholic priest who taught religion.

One of us read the book and understands Christianity. I even like Christians, like members of my family, who aim for Christlike, and are not a-holes. This seems rare.

What I object to, are the small-minded, pin-head, pretend Christians, who haven't read the book, do not understand how to live the life that Jesus admonishes you to live. Once you read the book, you tiny turd, come back and then YOU will be able to speak intelligently on the subject.

I post the memes because I find it enjoyable. That it makes you cry is a  bonus.

2 hours ago, Toastrel said:

Yes, I read the bible from cover to cover. In your defense, I only did so to find things to trip up the Catholic priest who taught religion.

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Literally every atheist has this story. During their childhood they read the Bible and realized what it all really meant, showed their religious teacher what was what, and then walked out to thunderous applause.

You freaking liar 

On 9/4/2024 at 2:13 PM, Mike31mt said:

:roll:

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Literally every atheist has this story. During their childhood they read the Bible and realized what it all really meant, showed their religious teacher what was what, and then walked out to thunderous applause.

You freaking liar 

lol you mad

Nefilim?

I hardly know him!

False idol or cultural interpretation ?

 

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On 9/4/2024 at 3:13 PM, Mike31mt said:

:roll:

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Literally every atheist has this story. During their childhood they read the Bible and realized what it all really meant, showed their religious teacher what was what, and then walked out to thunderous applause.

You freaking liar 

This is your Christian best. Once again you sit there, having NOT READ THE BOOK and pretend you not only know the book, but that you know my heart and mind.

Yes, reading the bible is a gateway to atheism, and it does not surprise me at all, that 'Christians' like you, have never read it, don't know it, understand, or CARE to understand it.

How can you not read a story, and laugh at the idea of a loving God who is such a puss bag horror show, that a moral, holy man, is one who gave his virgin daughters to a crowd to despoil, as long as they left him and his guest alone?

 

Read the book, and if you ever do, maybe you will be able to talk intelligently about it. I doubt it, because you have nothing. You are a sad, empty hollow creature who follows a faith he won';t take the time to learn.

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1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

This is your Christian best. Once again you sit there, having NOT READ THE BOOK and pretend you not only know the book, but that you know my heart and mind.

Yes, reading the bible is a gateway to atheism, and it does not surprise me at all, that 'Christians' like you, have never read it, don't know it, understand, or CARE to understand it.

How can you not read a story, and laugh at the idea of a loving God who is such a puss bag horror show, that a moral, holy man, is one who gave his virgin daughters to a crowd to despoil, as long as they left him and his guest alone?

 

Read the book, and if you ever do, maybe you will be able to talk intelligently about it. I doubt it, because you have nothing. You are a sad, empty hollow creature who follows a faith he won';t take the time to learn.

You haven't the slightest clue about anything you apparently read.  At this point I'm assuming you were burnt out and were reading a Sears catalogue instead of the Bible.

20 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

You haven't the slightest clue about anything you apparently read.  At this point I'm assuming you were burnt out and were reading a Sears catalogue instead of the Bible.

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