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10 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

What book is that referring to??

The one you don't read. You know, that you base your morals on.

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41 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

The one you don't read. You know, that you base your morals on.

Right, as usual, you either don't know or are too old and confused to understand.  To avoid having the exact same conversation again where I tell you Christians don't need to follow ancient Jewish law, here's one from the New Testament for you:

 

They exchanged the truth of God for a lie and revered and worshiped the creature rather than the creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.w

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Therefore, God handed them over to degrading passions. Their females exchanged natural relations for unnatural,

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and the males likewise gave up natural relations with females and burned with lust for one another. Males did shameful things with males and thus received in their own persons the due penalty for their perversity.x

 

sounds like a typical WV weekend. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:ph34r:

God loves all people except for the Jews, the blacks, Latinos and Asians. He loves everybody else though. Welcome to Merica. 

 

7 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Right, as usual, you either don't know or are too old and confused to understand.  To avoid having the exact same conversation again where I tell you Christians don't need to follow ancient Jewish law, here's one from the New Testament for you:

 

They exchanged the truth of God for a lie and revered and worshiped the creature rather than the creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.w

26

Therefore, God handed them over to degrading passions. Their females exchanged natural relations for unnatural,

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and the males likewise gave up natural relations with females and burned with lust for one another. Males did shameful things with males and thus received in their own persons the due penalty for their perversity.x

 

Which version of the new testament do you pretend to follow, or quote?

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1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

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:roll:

Why Avocados?

On 10/23/2024 at 6:04 AM, Mike31mt said:

...Their females exchanged natural relations for unnatural...

 

Niiiiiiice :wub:

Why didn't you show me this before?

I can get into this whole bible thing

 

 

 

They're talking about the butt, right?

5 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

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Why Avocados?

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lol flounder

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He tells people for thousands of years that it is a sin to eat shellfish. Then WHAMO!! He kills himself (in son form) and now you can eat lobster!!

Amazing.

On 10/25/2024 at 2:24 PM, Toastrel said:

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He tells people for thousands of years that it is a sin to eat shellfish. Then WHAMO!! He kills himself (in son form) and now you can eat lobster!!

Amazing.

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Just be vaguely nice according to modern cultural standards

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Well said, sir.

@Mike31mt believes in fairies

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I don't know in which language the bible was written. I'm a Christian!

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The 'good' book where we get morals from.

These all sound as crazy as the entire universe spontaneously creating itself.  Wild tales....

18 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Wild tales....

about the butt?

 

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