November 5, 2024Nov 5 17 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said: So Christians follow ancient Jewish law now?
November 5, 2024Nov 5 2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said: So Christians follow ancient Jewish law now? So you interpret everything in the new testament literally now?
November 5, 2024Nov 5 1 minute ago, we_gotta_believe said: So you interpret everything in the new testament literally now? Why did you change the subject? Jesus quite literally explained over and over that he established a new covenant with mankind. I already gave Toaster multiple examples of Jesus violating Jewish laws and establishing new ones. Do you need me to repeat those now, is that what you've become?
November 5, 2024Nov 5 5 minutes ago, Mike31mt said: Why did you change the subject? Jesus quite literally explained over and over that he established a new covenant with mankind. I already gave Toaster multiple examples of Jesus violating Jewish laws and establishing new ones. Do you need me to repeat those now, is that what you've become? You use a book written 2 thousand years ago to justify overt hate and misogyny. That's what you've become.
November 5, 2024Nov 5 Just now, we_gotta_believe said: You use a book written 2 thousand years ago to reject science and justify overt hate and misogyny. That's what you've become. Are you saying Jesus is hateful and misogynistic?
November 5, 2024Nov 5 1 minute ago, Mike31mt said: Are you saying Jesus is hateful and misogynistic? Jesus didn't write the Bible, moron. Pretty sad that I have to explain this to you too.
November 5, 2024Nov 5 2 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said: Jesus didn't write the Bible, moron. Pretty sad that I have to explain this to you too. Oh ok, so that's your excuse for disregarding what's in the Bible and inserting your own fiction. What's sad is that you don't understand the new testament and how it relates to the old, and youd post a disingenuous video mocking a Christian for his beliefs which 100% conform to Christian doctrine. You think you're being worldly and cultured but you're sadly mistaken.
November 5, 2024Nov 5 2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said: Oh ok, so that's your excuse for disregarding what's in the Bible and inserting your own fiction. What's sad is that you don't understand the new testament and how it relates to the old, and youd post a disingenuous video mocking a Christian for his beliefs which 100% conform to Christian doctrine. You think you're being worldly and cultured but you're sadly mistaken. If treating women with respect and dignity means I'm cultured and worldly, then so be it. I have 2 daughters and a wife, I care infinitely more about them than some toothless moron from the dumbest state in the country.
November 5, 2024Nov 5 Just now, we_gotta_believe said: If treating women with respect and dignity means I'm cultured and worldly, then so be it. Treating women with respect isn't what we're talking about, and Jesus covered that anyway.
November 5, 2024Nov 5 1 hour ago, Mike31mt said: Are you saying Jesus is hateful and misogynistic? He's a dirty hippy who needs to get a haircut and a job
November 5, 2024Nov 5 3 hours ago, Mike31mt said: Now do transgenderism Isn't that your department, Sally?
November 5, 2024Nov 5 3 hours ago, Mike31mt said: Now do transgenderism Go find sloth's tranny thread and have a blast.
November 11, 2024Nov 11 On 11/5/2024 at 12:25 PM, Toastrel said: Go find sloth's tranny thread and have a blast. That will happen... in multiple ways
November 13, 2024Nov 13 https://babylonbee.com/news/historians-believe-isaac-declined-all-father-and-son-camping-trip-invitations-after-the-incident Quote Historians Believe Isaac Declined All Father-Son Camping Trip Invitations After 'The Incident' Scripture·Nov 14, 2022 · BabylonBee.com Click here to view this article with reduced ads. LOS ANGELES, CA — Following the publication of an influential paper presented at an ecumenical conference exploring Isaac's troubled relationship with his father Abraham, most historians now believe that Isaac found excuses to avoid hikes, camping trips, and father-son wilderness outings with his Dad after what the family delicately termed "the incident." "The conventional view is that ‘the incident' ruined Abraham and Isaac's father-son relationship, but a deeper analysis of archaeological, linguistic, and cultural factors shows that Isaac was still warm towards his father – but that he did demur from any outdoor excursions alone with him." British scholar Jared Hasley addressed his fellow historians at a prominent Protestant seminary for the conference on the topic, named "Obsidian Knives, Saving Lives, And Grace In Unexpected Places." Other scholars at the conference modified Hasley's claims, but acknowledged that his keynote address was correct in its overall claim that the patriarch could only convince his son to spend time with him for "indoor bonding experiences, or outdoors if Isaac could verify where there would be plenty of witnesses." The consensus is now that after the incident, Isaac became "jumpy" and took to monitoring his father's moods carefully, keeping a distance of several feet from Abraham when they were on errands together. At publishing time, researchers at the conference had determined Isaac later went on to avoid all other father-son bonding experiences as well, but only because he had become a teenager and thought his dad was super lame.
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