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4 hours ago, Boogyman said:

How old is planet Earth, Mike?

Who do you think wrote this?

How should modern readers interpret the creation-flood story in Gn 211? The stories are neither history nor myth. "Myth” is an unsuitable term, for it has several different meanings and connotes untruth in popular English. "History” is equally misleading, for it suggests that the events actually took place. The best term is creation-flood story. Ancient Near Eastern thinkers did not have our methods of exploring serious questions. Instead, they used narratives for issues that we would call philosophical and theological.

 

Its from the US conference of catholic bishops site. 

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47 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Who do you think wrote this?

How should modern readers interpret the creation-flood story in Gn 211? The stories are neither history nor myth. "Myth” is an unsuitable term, for it has several different meanings and connotes untruth in popular English. "History” is equally misleading, for it suggests that the events actually took place. The best term is creation-flood story. Ancient Near Eastern thinkers did not have our methods of exploring serious questions. Instead, they used narratives for issues that we would call philosophical and theological.

 

Its from the US conference of catholic bishops site. 

There is no scientific basis for creation or the flood. They are simply stories told by Bronze Age sheep herders. 

1 hour ago, Mike31mt said:

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Poor guy can't catch a break

1 hour ago, Mike31mt said:

Who do you think wrote this?

How should modern readers interpret the creation-flood story in Gn 211? The stories are neither history nor myth. "Myth” is an unsuitable term, for it has several different meanings and connotes untruth in popular English. "History” is equally misleading, for it suggests that the events actually took place. The best term is creation-flood story. Ancient Near Eastern thinkers did not have our methods of exploring serious questions. Instead, they used narratives for issues that we would call philosophical and theological.

 

Its from the US conference of catholic bishops site. 

I asked you how old you think the Earth is. Hint: your answer should be a number

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8 hours ago, Boogyman said:

I asked you how old you think the Earth is. Hint: your answer should be a number

I don't know and don't care to look it up. Now shut the hell up, you're not smart enough to keep up this charade 

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19 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Ok, and what has that yielded?  Was the universe created from nothing?

And have you read the Old Testament at all?  It's full of metaphors and not intended as historical fact. If you knew your arse from a hole in the ground, you'd realize that was pretty much the entire point of Jesus' life.

So, you are telling us that all the anti-gay stuff you spout isn't done from a factual basis, but from metaphors used by people you could scare into human sacrifice with an eclipse?

52 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

I don't know and don't care to look it up. Now shut the hell up, you're not smart enough to keep up this charade 

So, you can't answer that question with any certainty? Interesting.

 

Why do you require so much from others when arguing this stuff, but throw a temper tantrum like a triggered child when someone asks the same of you?

11 hours ago, Boogyman said:

I asked you how old you think the Earth is. Hint: your answer should be a number

Clearly the scientists just made up radiocarbon dating, and the theory of evolution, and the fossil record, etc.

Well the fossil record issue can be reconciled one way...

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3 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Clearly the scientists just made up radiocarbon dating, and the theory of evolution, and the fossil record, etc.

Well the fossil record issue can be reconciled one way...

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Mike - "But what about this? What about that? Oh, you don't know? Figures, I get the W. Praise the lord, Amen"

 

Also Mike "I refuse to answer that basic, grammar school question because of feelings"

13 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

I don't know and don't care to look it up. Now shut the hell up, you're not smart enough to keep up this charade 

If you read a post back to yourself and it reads like a Lynched post, you’re doing something wrong. 

12 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

I don't know and don't care to look it up. Now shut the hell up, you're not smart enough to keep up this charade 

dude lay off the communion wine

 

12 hours ago, Toastrel said:

So, you are telling us that all the anti-gay stuff you spout isn't done from a factual basis, but from metaphors used by people you could scare into human sacrifice with an eclipse?

You are an established hypocrite and not a smart one.  You post gibberish like "Christians who seem to follow Christ's teachings are OK!" then I posted Christ's teachings and you are not ok with it. 

My anti-gay stuff = "directly quoting Bible verses from the New Testament"

You know absolutely nothing about the bible or Jesus, that is painfully obvious.

Go learn what Jesus meant with respect to the Old Testament and existing Jewish laws and traditions up to that point and then maybe you'll have an inkling of a clue how to participate in this conversation like an adult 

11 hours ago, Boogyman said:

So, you can't answer that question with any certainty? Interesting.

 

Why do you require so much from others when arguing this stuff, but throw a temper tantrum like a triggered child when someone asks the same of you?

Lol what are you even talking about?

What have I "required of others" that has you so stressed out??  

The fact that we can't answer how old the universe is makes absolutely no difference to either of our points. Both rely on faith, or theories, or "magic" as you like to say.  I'm sure we can venture a more accurate guess about Earth but that's not really the point is it.  

10 hours ago, Boogyman said:

Mike - "But what about this? What about that? Oh, you don't know? Figures, I get the W. Praise the lord, Amen"

 

Also Mike "I refuse to answer that basic, grammar school question because of feelings"

I asked about the Big Bang and you ree out about the age of the Earth and go full anti-Christian.

1 hour ago, Mike31mt said:

I asked about the Big Bang and you ree out about the age of the Earth and go full anti-Christian.

This is ree'ing out, Slappy. You cant answer basic grammar school science questions without "looking it up" and that's funny. 

13 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

I don't know and don't care to look it up. Now shut the hell up, you're not smart enough to keep up this charade 

 

10 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

You are an established hypocrite and not a smart one.  You post gibberish like "Christians who seem to follow Christ's teachings are OK!" then I posted Christ's teachings and you are not ok with it. 

My anti-gay stuff = "directly quoting Bible verses from the New Testament"

You know absolutely nothing about the bible or Jesus, that is painfully obvious.

Go learn what Jesus meant with respect to the Old Testament and existing Jewish laws and traditions up to that point and then maybe you'll have an inkling of a clue how to participate in this conversation like an adult 

Dude, your comprehension level is so low as to be incredulous. You posted some teachings, the problem is, alleged Christians don't follow them. I'm okay with the teachings, just not okay with you pretending this applies to all those calling themselves Christians.

Most are hypocrites who do not follow the teachings of Christ. A Christ who never mentioned the gay once. That is how important it was to Him.

Go practice what you preach, and maybe I might buy it. Doubtful, though, as you do not seem to have any integrity at all.

12 hours ago, The_Omega said:

 


Imagine a church with so much steez, they are a tour stop. 

14 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

You are an established hypocrite and not a smart one.  You post gibberish like "Christians who seem to follow Christ's teachings are OK!" then I posted Christ's teachings and you are not ok with it. 

My anti-gay stuff = "directly quoting Bible verses from the New Testament"

You know absolutely nothing about the bible or Jesus, that is painfully obvious.

Go learn what Jesus meant with respect to the Old Testament and existing Jewish laws and traditions up to that point and then maybe you'll have an inkling of a clue how to participate in this conversation like an adult 

you seem to have a serious problem 

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On 1/7/2024 at 9:42 PM, Boogyman said:

This is ree'ing out, Slappy. You cant answer basic grammar school science questions without "looking it up" and that's funny. 

 

You sure you asked a "grammar school question?"

On 1/6/2024 at 1:39 PM, Boogyman said:

Your all your thoughts on the creation of the planet and/or universe are dependant on the interpretation of metaphors? 

 

Oh, and how old do you think the Earth, after all those years of interpreting metaphors?

 

23 hours ago, Toastrel said:

Dude, your comprehension level is so low as to be incredulous. You posted some teachings, the problem is, alleged Christians don't follow them. I'm okay with the teachings, just not okay with you pretending this applies to all those calling themselves Christians.

Most are hypocrites who do not follow the teachings of Christ. A Christ who never mentioned the gay once. That is how important it was to Him.

Go practice what you preach, and maybe I might buy it. Doubtful, though, as you do not seem to have any integrity at all.

Liar

You have major problems with Christ's teachings, but you're too old and burnt out to realize it

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