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55 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

You sure you asked a "grammar school question?"

 

Would you say the age of the Earth is more likely measured in thousands of years, millions of years, or billions of years? Without "looking it up", best guess?

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1 hour ago, Mike31mt said:

Liar

You have major problems with Christ's teachings, but you're too old and burnt out to realize it

Smooth and Christlike, as usual. Christ is fine, Christians who follow Christ are fine.

If you think you are an example of a Good Christian, then you are exactly what I am talking about. You show as much Christ in your words as Donald Trump.

If there is a real God, he would effortlessly smite this made up Christian god anyway.

just to keep things on track here, i just checked again for any possible updates in the bible and nope, god still doesn't care about homosexuality, just his phony followers who use hate to cover up their own feelings and desires.

A list of things Jesus said about homosexuality:

  • nothing
  • still nothing
  • more nothing
  • nothing at all
2 hours ago, Toastrel said:

A list of things Jesus said about homosexuality:

  • nothing
  • still nothing
  • more nothing
  • nothing at all

yeah in the book of whatever the F, written by a guy that never spoke to god, it should be considered a sin on the level of thou shalt not murder. 

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1 hour ago, Boogyman said:

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Nobody believes that.  They clearly had to swim most of the way.

On 1/9/2024 at 8:13 AM, Toastrel said:

Smooth and Christlike, as usual. Christ is fine, Christians who follow Christ are fine.

If you think you are an example of a Good Christian, then you are exactly what I am talking about. You show as much Christ in your words as Donald Trump.

Christ called out hypocrites, so in that, we're similar. I don't consider myself "Christlike" but I can identify a phony like you when I see one.

On 1/9/2024 at 11:14 AM, Alpha_TATEr said:

just to keep things on track here, i just checked again for any possible updates in the bible and nope, god still doesn't care about homosexuality, just his phony followers who use hate to cover up their own feelings and desires.

I posted a direct bible quote for you, so maybe keep looking

On 1/9/2024 at 11:53 AM, Toastrel said:

A list of things Jesus said about homosexuality:

  • nothing
  • still nothing
  • more nothing
  • nothing at all

Wrong, again showing a total lack of understanding of Christ, who he was, and his teachings.  He mentioned "man and woman" specifically in the bible as it relates to marriage.  Do you expect him to address literally every single sin when he was basing his teaching off of Jewish doctrine at the time?

You're clueless, as usual

On 1/9/2024 at 2:44 PM, Alpha_TATEr said:

yeah in the book of whatever the F, written by a guy that never spoke to god, it should be considered a sin on the level of thou shalt not murder. 

Paul the Apostle doesn't do it for you?  In the bible he was literally hand-selected by Jesus to be an apostle. 

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13 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

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Even some open  minded Christians. 

15 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Wrong, again showing a total lack of understanding of Christ, who he was, and his teachings.  He mentioned "man and woman" specifically in the bible as it relates to marriage.  Do you expect him to address literally every single sin when he was basing his teaching off of Jewish doctrine at the time?

You're clueless, as usual

Paul the Apostle doesn't do it for you?  In the bible he was literally hand-selected by Jesus to be an apostle. 

Paul was not one of the Twelve Apostles, and did not know Jesus during his lifetime. According to the Acts, Paul lived as a Pharisee and participated in the persecution of early disciples of Jesus.

 

Preach on, Mr. Nobody knows the bible like I know the bible.

1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

Paul was not one of the Twelve Apostles, and did not know Jesus during his lifetime. According to the Acts, Paul lived as a Pharisee and participated in the persecution of early disciples of Jesus.

 

Preach on, Mr. Nobody knows the bible like I know the bible.

While Paul was not one of the 12 Apostles, he is referred to as Paul the Apostle because, according to him, the Christ appeared to him on the road to Damascus and told him to spread the word. So Paul referred to himself as an apostle, and the Church generally refers to him as basically the 13th apostle.

Not bad for a Hindu.

1 minute ago, vikas83 said:

While Paul was not one of the 12 Apostles, he is referred to as Paul the Apostle because, according to him, the Christ appeared to him on the road to Damascus and told him to spread the word. So Paul referred to himself as an apostle, and the Church generally refers to him as basically the 13th apostle.

Not bad for a Hindu.

Does Apostle status allow one to wear a very large hat?

7 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

While Paul was not one of the 12 Apostles, he is referred to as Paul the Apostle because, according to him, the Christ appeared to him on the road to Damascus and told him to spread the word. So Paul referred to himself as an apostle, and the Church generally refers to him as basically the 13th apostle.

Not bad for a Hindu.

Selected by Christ after He died.

9 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

While Paul was not one of the 12 Apostles, he is referred to as Paul the Apostle because, according to him, the Christ appeared to him on the road to Damascus and told him to spread the word. So Paul referred to himself as an apostle, and the Church generally refers to him as basically the 13th apostle.

Not bad for a Hindu.

that is one of my more favorite fables from the bible. 

3 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Selected by Christ after He died.

Yes, Paul says the ascended Christ came and spoke to him.

1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

Paul was not one of the Twelve Apostles, and did not know Jesus during his lifetime. According to the Acts, Paul lived as a Pharisee and participated in the persecution of early disciples of Jesus.

 

Preach on, Mr. Nobody knows the bible like I know the bible.

Lol it's incredible how you're so arrogant about being so incredibly ignorant

10 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Yes, Paul says the ascended Christ came and spoke to him.

If I say Christ just spoke to me, do I get to be an Apostle and get a big hat too?

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24 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Yes, Paul says the ascended Christ came and spoke to him.

sounds like some john smith BS to me. 

29 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Lol it's incredible how you're so arrogant about being so incredibly ignorant

Well, some people consider important details, like being picked by Jesus decades after Jesus died, to be worth mentioning. Not important to you, like January 6th was not, I get it.

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