where'd they all go?

did the rapture happen?

I slept in.

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.
 

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It is right and proper that God should send bears to F up little children for calling a guy baldy.

 

16 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

where'd they all go?

did the rapture happen?

I slept in.

I wish. 
 

 

7 hours ago, Tnt4philly said:

You do realize that Google was not around when many of us learned much of what we know about the Bible? We actually had to read it and we were told by our clergy how to interpret it, and they all didn’t have the same interpretation. 

I can assure you that's not the case for Toastrel, since even in these modern times he's clueless 

7 hours ago, Toastrel said:

While you and your butt buddy Kz! crow about senile ol' me, you can't follow your own comments.

I bet you can figure it out, and you won't need Google.

Just what I thought, you have no idea what you're talking about yet again

But sure, you're "cool with the teachings of Christ" even though you don't know any of them

9 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

I can assure you that's not the case for Toastrel, since even in these modern times he's clueless 

Clueless like not being able to watch a 20 second video before your hands start trembling with rage and everything around you goes silent so you can't hear the part where the speaker claims Jesus is quoted in Genesis?

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

Clueless like not being able to watch a 20 second video before your hands start trembling with rage and everything around you goes silent so you can't hear the part where the speaker claims Jesus is quoted in Genesis?

She clearly misspoke, the part where all of you were rage posting about her "calling for murder" was a quote by Jesus from Luke. 

You guys queef all over yourselves any time a Christian says anything clearly backed by the bible....like homosexuality being a sin. 

Go cry in one of the many former-libertarian-now-raging ishlib threads where someone cares about your dumb opinions.

6 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

She clearly misspoke, the part where all of you were rage posting about her "calling for murder" was a quote by Jesus from Luke. 

You guys queef all over yourselves any time a Christian says anything clearly backed by the bible....like homosexuality being a sin. 

Go cry in one of the many former-libertarian-now-raging ishlib threads where someone cares about your dumb opinions.

That's a lot of words to admit you're a moron with the attention span of a goldfish, but it's nice to see you're finally ready to take the L on that one, Slingblade.

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

That's a lot of words to admit you're a moron with the attention span of a goldfish, but it's nice to see you're finally ready to take the L on that one, Slingblade.

No one cares

Want to admit homosexuality is a sin yet?  

1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

No one cares

Want to admit homosexuality is a sin yet?  

You sure seemed to care when you lashed out like a raving lunatic when someone made fun of her for saying Jesus was quoted in Genesis, or did you think nobody noticed that?  

13 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

She clearly misspoke, the part where all of you were rage posting about her "calling for murder" was a quote by Jesus from Luke. 

You guys queef all over yourselves any time a Christian says anything clearly backed by the bible....like homosexuality being a sin. 

Go cry in one of the many former-libertarian-now-raging ishlib threads where someone cares about your dumb opinions.

On 1/18/2024 at 9:30 AM, Mike31mt said:

You brought up Delta you idiot. Why would you bring them up? Maybe you were confused.

And in the video that lady says "in Luke" not "Genesis."  It's clear as day, go watch the clip again you mongoloid.

So butthurt that you get exposed as moron every single day.

 

On 1/15/2024 at 11:04 AM, Mike31mt said:

She says in Luke not Genesis.  For the 100th time, you're the one who is needs correction. Are you drunk?

 

On 1/15/2024 at 11:02 AM, Mike31mt said:

That is from the Gospel, not Genesis.  I've never seen anyone consistently wrong about the bible more than you and Toastrel, you're neck and neck for supreme idiocy 

 

3 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

No one cares

Want to admit homosexuality is a sin yet?  

As soon as you admit that the Calabrese dialect has 112 words for back acne

13 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

You sure seemed to care when you lashed out like a raving lunatic when someone made fun of her for saying Jesus was quoted in Genesis, or did you think nobody noticed that?  

Raving lunatic would describe the idiots like the original tweet saying she was "calling for murder" by literally quoting Jesus.  Hmm I wonder which side WGB took on that issue?

It's amazing how hard you guys go after Christians trying to protect kids from being chemically or surgically mutilated.  You hang on to an unrelated part of the quote because all you can do is deflect away from your horrible opinions. 

16 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

 

 

 

I wasn't wrong about the bible. What the hell are you talking about now?

17 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

As soon as you admit that the Calabrese dialect has 112 words for back acne

Ask WGB, it's one of the many topics he knows absolutely nothing about yet speaks with authority like the fraud he is

5 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Raving lunatic would describe the idiots like the original tweet saying she was "calling for murder" by literally quoting Jesus.  Hmm I wonder which side WGB took on that issue?

It's amazing how hard you guys go after Christians trying to protect kids from being chemically or surgically mutilated.  You hang on to an unrelated part of the quote because all you can do is deflect away from your horrible opinions. 

He's so mad

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

He's so mad

Almost like when you cried about me posting bible verses showing homosexuality to be a sin.  

2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Ask WGB, it's one of the many topics he knows absolutely nothing about yet speaks with authority like the fraud he is

I know that literacy rates in Calabria rank almost as low nationally as West Virginia does. Hate to see it.

2 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

I know that literacy rates in Calabria rank almost as low nationally as West Virginia does. Hate to see it.

I can read well enough to know you're a fraud. I demonstrated that my HS was top 100 nationally and posted my diploma. 

Let's see your HS and diploma.  Want to share?

1 hour ago, Mike31mt said:

I can assure you that's not the case for Toastrel, since even in these modern times he's clueless 

I’m not assured. 

11 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

I can read well enough

 Oh so it's just your hearing that sucks, Fredo?

"She clearly says Luke, not Genesis, are you drunk?"

"You're the one who needs correcting."

"My high school diploma proves I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!" 

11 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

 Oh so it's just your hearing that sucks, Fredo?

"She clearly says Luke, not Genesis, are you drunk?"

"You're the one who needs correcting."

"My high school diploma proves I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!" 

That's what I thought, a coward as always.  A guy from Michiganistan wants to ish on my state, laughable.  

Nevermind the fact that you TDSed yourself from libertarian to ishlib, that's embarrassing enough.  

17 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

I’m not assured. 

Oh don't worry, you don't have to remind me how often you corrected your Catholic school teachers.  You guys are so well read.

 

Let's not forget that Buddhism believes in reincarnation (magic) and the Dalai Lama is a sexual predator.  I remember how hard you tried telling us all about the very popular practice of tongue sucking.