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On 2/3/2024 at 6:02 PM, NOTW said:

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is that a UHF reference?

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"Your honor, I caused this man to be born to save America."

"Go ahead, crucify me."

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where's the god squad?

 

quitters 

12 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

where's the god squad?

 

quitters 

Most of them lack conviction. The "holier-than-thou" act is just that, an act.

6 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Most of them lack conviction. The "holier-than-thou" act is just that, an act.

Im sure it seems that way when you're willfully stupid.  

Here's one of my favorites, since you're so interested:

They sent some Phariseesd and Herodians to him to ensnare hime in his speech.*
They came and said to him, "Teacher, we know that you are a truthful man and that you are not concerned with anyone’s opinion. You do not regard a person’s status but teach the way of God in accordance with the truth. Is it lawful to pay the census tax to Caesar or not? Should we pay or should we not pay?”
Knowing their hypocrisy he said to them, "Why are you testing me? Bring me a denarius to look at.”
They brought one to him and he said to them, "Whose image and inscription is this?” They replied to him, "Caesar’s.”
So Jesus said to them, "Repay to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God.” They were utterly amazed at him.f
2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Im sure it seems that way when you're willfully stupid.  

Here's one now!

They came and said to him, "Teacher, we know that you are a truthful man and that you are not concerned with anyone’s opinion. Why should we follow and support a man who has committed infidelity against his third wife who was pregnant with his fifth child?"

Knowing their low IQ and lack of dental hygiene, he said to them, "To own the libs, that's why."

13 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

where's the god squad?

 

quitters 

 

 

26 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

TDS

 

Maga Evangelicals love Trump more than Jesus.

god hates coal miners. 

 

 

it's true, he told me himself. 

2 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Im sure it seems that way when you're willfully stupid.  

 

2 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Here's one of my favorites, since you're so interested:

They sent some Phariseesd and Herodians to him to ensnare hime in his speech.*
They came and said to him, "Teacher, we know that you are a truthful man and that you are not concerned with anyone’s opinion. You do not regard a person’s status but teach the way of God in accordance with the truth. Is it lawful to pay the census tax to Caesar or not? Should we pay or should we not pay?”
Knowing their hypocrisy he said to them, "Why are you testing me? Bring me a denarius to look at.”
They brought one to him and he said to them, "Whose image and inscription is this?” They replied to him, "Caesar’s.”
So Jesus said to them, "Repay to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God.” They were utterly amazed at him.f

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3 hours ago, Mike31mt said:
... Bring me a denarius to look at...

Can do!

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1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

 

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Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.f
8For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.g
9Which one of you would hand his son a stone when he asks for a loaf of bread,*
10or a snake when he asks for a fish?
11If you then, who are wicked, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your heavenly Father give good things to those who ask him.h
1 hour ago, Mike31mt said:
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.f
8For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.g
9Which one of you would hand his son a stone when he asks for a loaf of bread,*
10or a snake when he asks for a fish?
11If you then, who are wicked, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your heavenly Father give good things to those who ask him.h

But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own urine with you?

Just now, Arthur Jackson said:

 that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own urine with you?

haaa, god is a freak. 

2 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

haaa, god is a freak. 

:facepalm:

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