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1 hour ago, Mike31mt said:

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Calm down, I'm sure the lowercase "G" was just a typo.

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4 hours ago, Toastrel said:

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I don’t have an issue with the "he gets us” commercials because they are focused on and spreading a message of love and peace. 
 

"We hope to remind everyone, including ourselves, that Jesus’ teachings are a warm embrace, not a cold shoulder. That he didn’t let pro-this or anti-that opinions prohibit him from seeing the value in all people. He Gets Us invites you to explore Jesus’ story on your own terms and at your own pace. Our message isn’t from a particular church nor is it affiliated with any one denomination.”

 

 

3 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

I don’t have an issue with the "he gets us” commercials because they are focused on and spreading a message of love and peace. 
 

"We hope to remind everyone, including ourselves, that Jesus’ teachings are a warm embrace, not a cold shoulder. That he didn’t let pro-this or anti-that opinions prohibit him from seeing the value in all people. He Gets Us invites you to explore Jesus’ story on your own terms and at your own pace. Our message isn’t from a particular church nor is it affiliated with any one denomination.”

 

 

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Sheetlibs be like, "the only time I find the idea of Jesus and Christianity even remotely palatable is when Christians are depicted washing the feet of black trannies and women outside abortion clinics." 

Racists and bigots sure do get upset when you point out that Jesus was neither. 

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16 hours ago, lynched1 said:

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am i going to hell because i laughed at this ? 

6 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

am i going to hell because i laughed at this ? 

Liking a Lynched post is a mortal sin so...

11 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

am i going to hell because i laughed at this ? 

Nooooo.

It might come up in casual conversation while you're in line...

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7 hours ago, lynched1 said:

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For the same reason he is painted as a white guy.

You can make up anything.

15 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

For the same reason he is painted as a white guy.

You can make up anything.

The above is a work of art depicting Jesus calling on the two brothers Simon and Andrew to be his disciples. 

It's artistic expression, pretty sure that's also why Jesus is wearing a long white robe. 

You're so triggered by Jesus, maybe you should actually read the gospel instead of just talking ish about it all day long and being perpetually wrong.

1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

The above is a work of art depicting Jesus calling on the two brothers Simon and Andrew to be his disciples. 

It's artistic expression, pretty sure that's also why Jesus is wearing a long white robe. 

You're so triggered by Jesus, maybe you should actually read the gospel instead of just talking ish about it all day long and being perpetually wrong.

They bible says he is white and wore a cross? Thanks astounding biblical scholar!!

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The above work is art depicting Jesus embodying the biblical tenet of loving all God's children. 

It's artistic expression, pretty sure that's also why Jesus is wearing a long off-white robe and holding a small velociraptor who was a very clever girl.

28 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

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The above work is art depicting Jesus embodying the biblical tenet of loving all God's children. 

It's artistic expression, pretty sure that's also why Jesus is wearing a long off-white robe and holding a small velociraptor who was a very clever girl.

jurassic jesus !!!!!!

Krasinski is in the new Jurassic movie?

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