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1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

They bible says he is white and wore a cross? Thanks astounding biblical scholar!!

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I said the opposite, you burn out.  If you knew your arse from a hole in the ground we could probably avoid this confusion.

It's an artistic expression not a visual representation of the actual gospel.  

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The above work is art depicting Jesus embodying the biblical tenet of loving all God's children. 

It's artistic expression, pretty sure that's also why Jesus is wearing a long off-white robe and holding a small velociraptor who was a very clever girl.

Heres another one who's massively triggered by his own childhood in the church and it's teachings.

3 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Heres another one who's massively triggered by his own childhood in the church and it's teachings.

Do you think man ever co-existed with Dino? 

1 minute ago, Tnt4philly said:

Do you think man ever co-existed with Dino? 

The earth was made old with dino bones as a test by God, dummy.

 

Geez.

22 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Heres another one who's massively triggered by his own childhood in the church and it's teachings.

Food for thought: When people make fun of you, it's not because they're triggered, it's because it's funny. 

8 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

Do you think man ever co-existed with Dino? 

What kind of stupid question is that. I've already pretty much addressed this sort of thing. 

Again I will post this.  Try to understand what it means:

* The wrath* of God* is indeed being revealed from heaven against every impiety and wickedness of those who suppress the truth by their wickedness.

For what can be known about God is evident to them, because God made it evident to them.

Ever since the creation of the world, his invisible attributes of eternal power and divinity have been able to be understood and perceived in what he has made. As a result, they have no excuse;

for although they knew God they did not accord him glory as God or give him thanks. Instead, they became vain in their reasoning, and their senseless minds were darkened.

While claiming to be wise, they became fools

2 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Food for thought: When people make fun of you, it's not because they're triggered, it's because it's funny. 

Oh is that what you were trying to do?

Good try

14 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

The earth was made old with dino bones as a test by God, dummy.

 

Geez.

No it was made with a magical big bang that was created from nothing.  Geez 

2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

No it was made with a magical big bang that was created from nothing.  Geez 

Let there be stupid, and God made WV.

5 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Oh is that what you were trying to do?

Good try

You seem pretty defensive about an artistic expression that's not intended to be a visual representation of the actual gospel.

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4 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

What kind of stupid question is that. I've already pretty much addressed this sort of thing. 

Again I will post this.  Try to understand what it means:

* The wrath* of God* is indeed being revealed from heaven against every impiety and wickedness of those who suppress the truth by their wickedness.

For what can be known about God is evident to them, because God made it evident to them.

Ever since the creation of the world, his invisible attributes of eternal power and divinity have been able to be understood and perceived in what he has made. As a result, they have no excuse;

for although they knew God they did not accord him glory as God or give him thanks. Instead, they became vain in their reasoning, and their senseless minds were darkened.

While claiming to be wise, they became fools

It’s a yes or no question, why can’t you just answer the question. 

Just now, Tnt4philly said:

It’s a yes or no question, why can’t you just answer the question. 

I've already answered it. 

I believe God created everything in existence. No I don't believe humans and dinosaurs existed together but the matter is trivial, and again as I already said the Old Testament is not a history book.

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Toastrel scouring the internet for 3000 year old Jewish laws to make a pro abortion argument. This dude just loves murdering unborn babies

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35 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Toastrel scouring the internet for 3000 year old Jewish laws to make a pro abortion argument. This dude just loves murdering unborn babies

Toaster is making fun of an idiot, who appears too stupid for words.

4 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Toaster is making fun of an idiot, who appears too stupid for words.

One day SCOTUS will get rid of that 3500 year old Jewish law, Gaia-willing!

Another amazing breakdown of ancient Judaism as a criticism of modern Christianity from our resident incompetent Toastrel

24 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

One day SCOTUS will get rid of that 3500 year old Jewish law, Gaia-willing!

Another amazing breakdown of ancient Judaism as a criticism of modern Christianity from our resident incompetent Toastrel

The Trojans, having fled like a herd of frightened deer, now leant on the battlements around the city, drying the sweat from their bodies, and quenching their thirst, as the Greeks approached the wall, their shields at the slope. But deadly Fate enticed Hector to halt by the Scaean Gate, in front of the city.

Meanwhile Phoebus Apollo revealed himself to Achilles: ‘Why, son of Peleus, being only mortal, do you run after me, a deathless god? Only now it seems do you know me, so great your fury! Have you forgotten the Trojans you routed? They have found refuge in the city, while you linger here, trying to kill one who cannot die.’

Then swift-footed Achilles replied, in consternation: ‘Far-Striker, you are the cruellest of gods. You’ve lured me here, far from the wall, while many who should have bitten the dust reach Ilium. You rob me of my glory, to save them, an easy task for one safe himself from vengeance, for I would indeed revenge myself on you if I had the power.’ So saying, Achilles ran eagerly towards the city, his legs pounding away like a winning thoroughbred coursing over the plain in the chariot traces.

Old Priam was first to see him, racing over the plain, his bronze breastplate gleaming like Sirius, the star of harvest, brightest of stars in the dark of night. Orion’s Dog, men call it, glittering brightly yet boding ill, bringing fever to wretched mortals. The old man groaned aloud, and raising his arms, beat his head with his hands, shouting entreaties to his dear son, who stood before the Gate, ready to turn his fury on Achilles.

Stretching out his arms, he called to him piteously: ‘Hector, dear child, I beg you, don’t face that man alone. Seek help, lest you meet your doom at the hands of Achilles, a stronger and tougher warrior than you. If the gods loved him as little as I do, the dogs and vultures would soon feed on his corpse, and my heart would be eased of a burden of sorrow, for he has robbed me of many fine sons, killing them or selling them in some far off isle. This very day I miss my two sons, Lycaon and Polydorus, whom Laothoe, princess among women, bore me. I failed to see them among the troops taking refuge in the city. If they are living, and held captive, we’ll ransom them with gold and bronze, from my great store. Altes, of glorious name, gave his daughter many gifts. But if they are dead, in Hades’ Halls, that is one more sorrow for their mother and I, who engendered them. Yet the people’s mourning will be briefer, if Achilles fails to kill you too. So take refuge behind the walls, my child, and be the saviour of the Trojans: stay alive, deny this son of Peleus glory. Have pity on me too while I live, I, poor wretch, for whom it seems Father Zeus reserves a dreadful fate, here after much sorrowful experience, on the threshold of old age, to see my sons slaughtered, my daughters dishonoured, their children hurled aside in anger, my son’s wives dragged away, my treasures fallen into savage Achaean hands. In the end, I shall be slain by a thrust from some sharp spear, and the flesh-eating dogs before my door will tear my corpse apart, the very dogs I fed from my table, reared to guard these same doors, dogs that will lie there in the gateway when in their savagery they’ve lapped my blood. It is fine for a young man, killed in battle, to lie there with his wounds on display: dead though he is, it’s an honourable sight. But an old man’s naked corpse, his grey hairs soiled by the dogs, is a pitiful matter for us wretched mortals.’

With this, the old man tore and plucked the grey hairs from his head, but failed to move Hector’s heart. Even though his mother in turn began to weep and wail, pushing aside the folds of her robe and baring her breast, imploring him as she wept: ‘Hector, my child, this is the breast that fed you: respect and pity me. Think of us, and oppose the foe from inside the wall, don’t stand and face that harsh warrior, for if he kills you I’ll not have your corpse to lay on a bier and grieve over, dear child of my body, nor will the wife you richly dowered; but far from us, by the Argive ships, the running dogs will devour you.’

44 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

One day SCOTUS will get rid of that 3500 year old Jewish law, Gaia-willing!

Another amazing breakdown of ancient Judaism as a criticism of modern Christianity from our resident incompetent Toastrel

You don’t consider the OT a part of Christianity?

5 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

You don’t consider the OT a part of Christianity?

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48 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

You don’t consider the OT a part of Christianity?

Not ancient Jewish law which is what Toastrel was citing.  That Christians were not required to follow Jewish law was specifically mentioned over and over again.

2 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

This dude just loves murdering unborn babies

Toast craves the taste

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58 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

You don’t consider the OT a part of Christianity?

New Hope and Empire are on that level but Jedi comes up a bit short.

15 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Not ancient Jewish law which is what Toastrel was citing.  That Christians were not required to follow Jewish law was specifically mentioned over and over again.

Does this mean I can start worshipping Asherah again?

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