1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

why is there a blueberry pie?

 

 

 

and a Groeningesque alien.

 

?

Blueberry Pie Award

We gave you the largest tax cuts in history. 

 

Do you have your affairs in order?

 

35 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

 

Do you have your affairs in order?

Guess I might as well skip this mornings workout lol

54 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

 

Do you have your affairs in order?

Figures this would happen on my 60th birthday. ☹️ 

14 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

Figures this would happen on my 60th birthday. ☹️ 

Happy early Birthday!

21 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

Figures this would happen on my 60th birthday. ☹️ 

Happy Birthday! Hopefully this prognosticator is no Nostradamus.

1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

 

Do you have your affairs in order?

Oldie but goodie. 
 

After the Rapture

https://youtu.be/f9KlMWzKj4s

4 hours ago, Toastrel said:

 

Do you have your affairs in order?

I think they're talking about the Microsoft security update coming out Tuesday 

 

2 hours ago, The_Omega said:

 

I remember feeling guilty about how bad I wanted to bang Amy Grant

42 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

 

 

Thomas, called Didymus, one of the Twelve, was not with them when Jesus came.

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So the other disciples said to him, "We have seen the Lord.” But he said to them, "Unless I see the mark of the nails in his hands and put my finger into the nailmarks and put my hand into his side, I will not believe.”o

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Now a week later his disciples were again inside and Thomas was with them. Jesus came, although the doors were locked, and stood in their midst and said, "Peace be with you.”p

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Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here and see my hands, and bring your hand and put it into my side, and do not be unbelieving, but believe.”

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* q Thomas answered and said to him, "My Lord and my God!”

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* Jesus said to him, "Have you come to believe because you have seen me?r Blessed are those who have not seen and have believed.”

25 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here...

I'll bet!

13 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I'll bet!

Well even if that meant what you're implying, "its natural!"...you know, because sometimes animals do ghey stuff, so that means it's 100% natural and fine.  I base my entire moral code on what dolphins and other animals do.

 

19 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Well even if that meant what you're implying, "its natural!"...you know, because sometimes animals do ghey stuff, so that means it's 100% natural and fine.  I base my entire moral code on what dolphins and other animals do.

 

jesus said there's no such thing as dolphins 

Although not mentioned in the New Testament, it is likely that Jesus though Dallas sucks.