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Yeah it's totally weird that someone who wasn't indoctrinated into Christianity during formative years and thus conditioned heavily to the "truthiness" of it would question the bible. 

:rolleyes:

If you're not brought up religious, the stories from the bible sound like children's tales created to keep them in-line out of fear of an all-seeing God that will smite you for sins. 

 

I take no issue with those who find faith in the bible to be comforting, but if you don't recognize it as just that - faith - then you're the one being an idiot.

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22 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

I worry about Quiet Boy

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5 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Jesus would be so disappointed in your vasectomy. Willful and premeditated sin is especially egregious. Shame is upon your shoulders.

What would he say about your blasphemy?

I bet he'd say "don't be so dogmatic about my teachings", right?  Literally one of the dumbest things I've ever read on the EMB.

5 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Yeah it's totally weird that someone who wasn't indoctrinated into Christianity during formative years and thus conditioned heavily to the "truthiness" of it would question the bible. 

:rolleyes:

If you're not brought up religious, the stories from the bible sound like children's tales created to keep them in-line out of fear of an all-seeing God that will smite you for sins. 

 

I take no issue with those who find faith in the bible to be comforting, but if you don't recognize it as just that - faith - then you're the one being an idiot.

You left out the part where you had to educate a priest/religious teacher about how they were wrong about Christianity, and then everyone clapped.  Or how you're, like, cool with Jesus and everything, just not the people who don't follow his teachings.

Literally every one of you say the same nonsense.  You have no idea what you're taking about but talk ish about Christianity like you do.

Yes, no ish it's about faith.  :roll:  Tell me you don't know anything about the Bible without telling me.

15 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

What would he say about your blasphemy?

I bet he'd say "don't be so dogmatic about my teachings", right?  Literally one of the dumbest things I've ever read on the EMB.

:lol: Self-awareness is your super power

4 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

What would he say about your blasphemy?

I bet he'd say "don't be so dogmatic about my teachings", right?  Literally one of the dumbest things I've ever read on the EMB.

You knew you were sinning and did it anyway lmao. Biggest hypocrite on this board, by a mile.

5 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

You left out the part where you had to educate a priest/religious teacher about how they were wrong about Christianity, and then everyone clapped.  Or how you're, like, cool with Jesus and everything, just not the people who don't follow his teachings.

Literally every one of you say the same nonsense.  You have no idea what you're taking about but talk ish about Christianity like you do.

Yes, no ish it's about faith.  :roll:  Tell me you don't know anything about the Bible without telling me.

You really are the worst.

I'm not being hyperbolic (you'll have to look that up [come to think of it, you'll probably have to look "that" up as well {hint: because you're very dumb!}]) either. I've never actually seen anyone commit to being this bad at something.

It truly bottles the mind.

13 hours ago, Boogyman said:

You knew you were sinning and did it anyway lmao. Biggest hypocrite on this board, by a mile.

That happens literally every single day to everyone on the planet.

The bigger hypocrite would be the person calling himself a Christian yet rejecting Christian doctrine in substitute of his own 

The biggest hypocrite would be a self-important atheist who calls Christianity magic and yet believes the entire universe was created from nothing.

12 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

You really are the worst.

I'm not being hyperbolic (you'll have to look that up [come to think of it, you'll probably have to look "that" up as well {hint: because you're very dumb!}]) either. I've never actually seen anyone commit to being this bad at something.

It truly bottles the mind.

Youve got nothing to offer so you resort to ad hominems.  Go back to posting nonsense, you're not ready for adult discussion

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1 hour ago, Mike31mt said:

That happens literally every single day to everyone on the planet.

The bigger hypocrite would be the person calling himself a Christian yet rejecting Christian doctrine in substitute of his own 

The biggest hypocrite would be a self-important atheist who calls Christianity magic and yet believes the entire universe was created from nothing.

I don't believe the universe was created from "nothing" lmao. That sounds like magic.

The backflips you are able to pull off to justifying your willingness to mutilate your body are quite impressive though.

2 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Youve got nothing to offer so you resort to ad hominems.  Go back to posting nonsense, you're not ready for adult discussion

ever put a roll of quids in your butt?

 

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ever put a roll of quids in your butt?

 

mike doesn't like rhetorical questions. 

51 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

I don't believe the universe was created from "nothing" lmao. That sounds like magic.

he said "created" :lol:

what a dumb f

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So just get an abortion, and then ask forgiveness. Easy!

 

44 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

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False. As a left-hander, I won't stand for such slander!  :lol: (yes, that rhymed)

https://www.openbible.info/topics/left_hand

The Bible does not call left-handedness a sin. Most references are in comparison with the right hand, which is the top position next to the king. Actually it has some positive things to say:

Proverbs 3:16 
Long life is in her right hand; in her left hand are riches and honor.

Judges 3:15
Then the people of Israel cried out to the Lord, and the Lord raised up for them a deliverer, Ehud, the son of Gera, the Benjaminite, a left-handed man. The people of Israel sent tribute by him to Eglon the king of Moab.

Judges 20:16
Among all these were 700 chosen men who were left-handed; every one could sling a stone at a hair and not miss.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, NOTW said:

False. As a left-hander, I won't stand for such slander!  :lol: (yes, that rhymed)

https://www.openbible.info/topics/left_hand

The Bible does not call left-handedness a sin. Most references are in comparison with the right hand, which is the top position next to the king. Actually it has some positive things to say:

Proverbs 3:16 
Long life is in her right hand; in her left hand are riches and honor.

Judges 3:15
Then the people of Israel cried out to the Lord, and the Lord raised up for them a deliverer, Ehud, the son of Gera, the Benjaminite, a left-handed man. The people of Israel sent tribute by him to Eglon the king of Moab.

Judges 20:16
Among all these were 700 chosen men who were left-handed; every one could sling a stone at a hair and not miss.

 

 

 

You are correct. My apologies.

1 minute ago, Toastrel said:

You are correct. My apologies.

it's not like facts ever got in the way of people using religion for power and hate. 

6 minutes ago, NOTW said:

False. As a left-hander, I won't stand for such slander!  :lol: (yes, that rhymed)

https://www.openbible.info/topics/left_hand

The Bible does not call left-handedness a sin. Most references are in comparison with the right hand, which is the top position next to the king. Actually it has some positive things to say:

Proverbs 3:16 
Long life is in her right hand; in her left hand are riches and honor.

Judges 3:15
Then the people of Israel cried out to the Lord, and the Lord raised up for them a deliverer, Ehud, the son of Gera, the Benjaminite, a left-handed man. The people of Israel sent tribute by him to Eglon the king of Moab.

Judges 20:16
Among all these were 700 chosen men who were left-handed; every one could sling a stone at a hair and not miss.

 

 

 

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