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6 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

I fap with my left hand

show off

32 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

And the other alternative is?

 

Copout coming in 3, 2, ....

I dunno. Probably not magic though. 

 

Hey Mike, approximately how old do you supposed the Earth is? Noncommittal answer in 3...2...1...

41 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

And the other alternative is?

 

Copout coming in 3, 2, ....

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1 minute ago, Arthur Jackson said:

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Not only is he dumb, but he got his tubes tied, so he is also a sinner. 

6 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

...he got his tubes tied...

best news I've heard all week

2 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

You must really care about religion and trannies then, because that's all you post about.  

Jesus cries every time you lie. Why do you make Jesus cry?

edit: I do care about religion, because jagoffs like you, constantly want me to follow your silly ancient shepherd rules.

7 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Jesus cries every time you ****e. Why do you make Jesus cry?

edit: I do care about religion, because jagoffs like you, constantly want me to follow your silly ancient shepherd rules.

FYP

1 hour ago, Boogyman said:

I dunno. Probably not magic though. 

 

Hey Mike, approximately how old do you supposed the Earth is? Noncommittal answer in 3...2...1...

Probably billions of years old. Does it matter? 

I haven't measured any sedimentary layers or done any carbon dating myself recently.

But its entirely illogical that all of creation has no creator and every single thing in the entire universe spontaneously sprang to existence from nothing.  

The only logical answer is a creator.

 

 

31 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Jesus cries every time you lie. Why do you make Jesus cry?

edit: I do care about religion, because jagoffs like you, constantly want me to follow your silly ancient shepherd rules.

Oh so you're mad at TNT when he blathers about Buddhism too?

How about Muslims, are they jagoffs?

Jews?

2 hours ago, VanHammersly said:

I fap with my left hand

"the stranger"

11 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Probably billions of years old. Does it matter? 

I haven't measured any sedimentary layers or done any carbon dating myself recently.

But its entirely illogical that all of creation has no creator and every single thing in the entire universe spontaneously sprang to existence from nothing.  

The only logical answer is a creator.

 

 

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he said "creation"

:lol:

what a dumb F

14 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

The only logical answer is a creator.

That’s not how it works, you just don’t get to make stuff up when you don’t know the answer. 

12 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

"the stranger"

put it under hot water first...

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Just now, Tnt4philly said:

That’s not how it works, you just don’t get to make stuff up when you don’t know the answer. 

You do when you're as dumb as a carbon-dated sedimentary layer.

This rube does NOT disappoint! :lol:

oh joy, a first cause argument!

I'll go first: who created the creator!??! 

8 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

oh joy, a first cause argument!

I'll go first: who created the creator!??! 

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16 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

oh joy, a first cause argument!

I'll go first: who created the creator!??! 

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1 minute ago, vikas83 said:

Howie Roseman

I just hope the void years don't cause a black hole

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46 minutes ago, toolg said:

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I never said that. 

It's not "subversive literature" it's the brain damage.

Just saying

 

6 hours ago, Tnt4philly said:

That’s not how it works, you just don’t get to make stuff up when you don’t know the answer. 

I'm going to save this one for a later date. 

On 4/19/2024 at 1:09 PM, Tnt4philly said:

That’s not how it works, you just don’t get to make stuff up when you don’t know the answer. 

Then name an alternative.  You can't, can you?

On 4/19/2024 at 1:15 PM, JohnSnowsHair said:

oh joy, a first cause argument!

I'll go first: who created the creator!??! 

The Big Bang, obviously.  When because of absolutely nothing, everything just existed 

God is timeless.  

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