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  • Sorry @Mike31mt, but I laughed too hard not to post this. Not crapping on anyone's religion.  

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  • THE DIVINE PROTECTOR KALI, KEEPER OF THE SHAKTI, DESTROYER OF THE RAKTABIJA, LAUGHS AT YOUR MEEK, PITIFUL GOD! SHE WILL TEAR HIS TENDER HEART FROM HIS CHEST AND DINE ON IT IN A KATI ROLL WITH AN

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2 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

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damn, i've committed genocide and sent trillions to hell. 

5 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

damn, i've committed genocide and sent trillions to hell. 

Christians do not do such things. Especially, since it is their wife's duty to submit to sex whenever the man asks.

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1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

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This little factory moves quietly into operation as a normal and expected pattern of growth and begins to produce the life- giving substance. It will do so perhaps as long as you live. It works very slowly. That is the way it should be. For the most part, unless you tamper with it, you will hardly be aware that it is working at all.

As you move closer to manhood, this little factory will sometimes produce an oversupply of this substance. The Lord has provided a way for that to be released. It will happen without any help or without any resistance from you. Perhaps, one night you will have a dream. In the course of it the release valve that controls the factory will open and release all that is excess. The factory and automatic release work on their own schedule. The Lord intended it to be that way. It is to regulate itself. This will not happen very often. You may go a longer period of time, and there will be no need for this to occur. When it does, you should not feel guilty. It is the nature of young manhood and is part of becoming a man.

There is, however, something you should not do. Sometimes a young man does not understand. Perhaps he is encouraged by unwise or unworthy companions to tamper with that factory. He might fondle himself and open that release valve. This you should not do, for if you do that, the little factory will speed up. You will then be tempted again and again to release it. You can quickly be subjected to a habit, one that is not worthy, one that will leave you feeling depressed and feeling guilty. Resist that temptation. Do not be guilty of tampering or playing with this sacred power of creation.

Your dad really struggled through "the talk" didn't he?

1 hour ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

damn, i've committed genocide and sent trillions to hell. 

Mike literally desecrated his body, but if he says he's sorry it doesn't matter so F it!

1 hour ago, Toastrel said:

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54 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Mike literally desecrated his body, but if he says he's sorry it doesn't matter so F it!

That's not how it works.

14 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

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1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

That's not how it works.

congratulations on your book

6 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

congratulations on your book

Congratulations on your nothing 

Just now, Mike31mt said:

Congratulations on your nothing 

If you only knew.

Even if @Mike31mt had the intellectual curiosity to pick through the references and easter eggs, it would take months, and he'd still barely be halfway there.

FREEDOM OF RELIGION!!!

 

By which, most Christians mean your freedom to be this sort of Christian.

 

A dewsh.

7 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

FREEDOM OF RELIGION!!!

 

By which, most Christians mean your freedom to be this sort of Christian.

 

A dewsh.

crazy that so many fall for what amounts to be very early writings from l ron hubbard. 

20 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

This little factory moves quietly into operation as a normal and expected pattern of growth and begins to produce the life- giving substance. It will do so perhaps as long as you live. It works very slowly. That is the way it should be. For the most part, unless you tamper with it, you will hardly be aware that it is working at all.

As you move closer to manhood, this little factory will sometimes produce an oversupply of this substance. The Lord has provided a way for that to be released. It will happen without any help or without any resistance from you. Perhaps, one night you will have a dream. In the course of it the release valve that controls the factory will open and release all that is excess. The factory and automatic release work on their own schedule. The Lord intended it to be that way. It is to regulate itself. This will not happen very often. You may go a longer period of time, and there will be no need for this to occur. When it does, you should not feel guilty. It is the nature of young manhood and is part of becoming a man.

There is, however, something you should not do. Sometimes a young man does not understand. Perhaps he is encouraged by unwise or unworthy companions to tamper with that factory. He might fondle himself and open that release valve. This you should not do, for if you do that, the little factory will speed up. You will then be tempted again and again to release it. You can quickly be subjected to a habit, one that is not worthy, one that will leave you feeling depressed and feeling guilty. Resist that temptation. Do not be guilty of tampering or playing with this sacred power of creation.

I assume all of this is in Leviticus?

12 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:

I assume all of this is in Leviticus?

Thou shalt not wank

1 minute ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Thou shalt not wank

Must've been on the stone tablet Moses dropped when he scratched his nuts.

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"That not how it works."

:roll:

 

Please... how does it "work"?

 

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