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God loves ALL people and ALL will eventually live with God in his kingdom!

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2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Yeah it's crazy how refusing to stop sinning every day that passes without reversing a vasectomy makes someone not a Christian. 

That is crazy

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14 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

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Mike's kind of Christian.

You posted a meme about Jesus going to Pride Parade.  Put down the crack pipe, and stop "judging others" you hypocrite 

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

That is crazy

Look at your judging others.  Get him, Toaster 

Also, let me know when you decide to change those rules too, heretic.

TDS literally turned you into a leftwing, anti-Christian extremist.  Sad!

The "Christian" is still triggered by a harmless pride meme from a week ago. Yikes.

Just now, Mike31mt said:

Look at your judging others.  Get him, Toaster 

Also, let me know when you decide to change those rules too, heretic.

TDS literally turned you into a leftwing, anti-Christian extremist.  Sad!

I agree, we're the same when it comes to only partially following the rules of Christianity, Mike. You won't reverse your unholy vasectomy and I don't think being gay is a sin. Like two peas in a pod, we are!

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22 minutes ago, toolg said:

They got so good at appeasing the Mike's of the world coming back for more, everybody else was like, that's enuff aight imma hed out now.

Honestly, writ large, I don't even think that's true.  There are plenty of churches all over Atlanta that are all about bringing in new members of all stripes, embracing gay people, etc.  Obviously not so much out in the sticks, but they each play to their audience, which is fine.  

The insane stupidity of the Mike's of the world is that they've decided Christianity is all about exclusivity because they've intimately tied their faith in with their politics and their politics tell them that America is evil and half of the country is their sworn enemy.  I don't know how you reconcile that line of thinking with the teachings of Jesus.  You really can't, so it's driven a lot of people away, left and right.

7 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

You posted a meme about Jesus going to Pride Parade.  Put down the crack pipe, and stop "judging others" you hypocrite 

I know you are as stupid as Marjorie, but try to keep up.

 

I am not a Christian. I do not need to follow your fairy tale rules. Since I do not follow Jesus, I am free to judge all I wish.

 

Jesus said to love everyone, forgive everyone. He would be fine at a pride parade. Or anywhere else, because he would be there with love in His heart. You seem to have nothing in yours but spite, hate and lies....and Trump.

Just now, Toastrel said:

Jesus said to love everyone, forgive everyone. He would be fine at a pride parade. Or anywhere else, because he would be there with love in His heart. You seem to have nothing in yours but spite, hate and lies.

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1 minute ago, Toastrel said:

I know you are as stupid as Marjorie, but try to keep up.

 

I am not a Christian. I do not need to follow your fairy tale rules. Since I do not follow Jesus, I am free to judge all I wish.

 

Jesus said to love everyone, forgive everyone. He would be fine at a pride parade. Or anywhere else, because he would be there with love in His heart. You seem to have nothing in yours but spite, hate and lies....and Trump.

If you're not a Christian STFU about "what Jesus said". You clearly have no idea what he said if you think Jesus would be fine at a Pride Parade. :roll:.

Just now, Mike31mt said:

If you're not a Christian STFU about "what Jesus said". You clearly have no idea what he said if you think Jesus would be fine at a Pride Parade. :roll:.

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WGB the crown prince of triggerdom out here with first class projection.  

9 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

If you're not a Christian STFU about "what Jesus said". You clearly have no idea what he said if you think Jesus would be fine at a Pride Parade. :roll:.

Unlike you, I CAN READ BOOKS.

It might help you to read the Jefferson bible. It is shorter than the King James, but sadly, for you, no pictures.

 

Y'all notice mikie getting more and more Christlike with each post?

Yeah, me neither.

10 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

WGB the crown prince of triggerdom out here with first class projection.  

"I'm not triggered, you are!" says the guy queefing about a week-old meme of Jesus forgiving someone :lol: 

15 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

...Jesus would be fine at a Pride Parade. :roll:.

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15 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

If you're not a Christian STFU about "what Jesus said". You clearly have no idea what he said if you think Jesus would be fine at a Pride Parade. :roll:.

No, I prefer to run my mouth and watch you get sad and angry. 

37 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Wrong

Ok. Quote it for me.

I have no doubt that people like you fully support the forced hormone therapy on Alan Turing, after her broke the German code for the Enigma machine and ended the WWII, 2 years early and saved millions of lives all because he was gay. Nothing like discrimination in the name of religion no matter what his contribution to society was. 

Funny, if I read other books, i can talk about what the characters in them say. I read the bible.

For example, here is Jesus, in His own words, according to you, telling you that after loving God, your most important commandment to follow, is to love your neighbor as yourself.

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One of the teachers of the law came and heard them debating. Noticing that Jesus had given them a good answer, he asked him, "Of all the commandments, which is the most important?”

 "The most important one,” answered Jesus, "is this: ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.[Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.”

Wait, do you hate yourself, mike? Is that the problem? Have you considered talking to your church leaders, or a therapist?

Just now, Toastrel said:

Funny, if I read other books, i can talk about what the characters in them say. I read the bible.

For example, here is Jesus, in His own words, according to you, telling you that after loving God, your most important commandment to follow, is to love your neighbor as yourself.

 

One of the teachers of the law came and heard them debating. Noticing that Jesus had given them a good answer, he asked him, "Of all the commandments, which is the most important?”

 "The most important one,” answered Jesus, "is this: ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.[Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.’ The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.”

Wait, do you hate yourself, mike? Is that the problem. Have you considered talking to your church leaders, or a therapist?

I know what he said. If I was as misguided as you are, Id want someone pointing it out to me.

And once again, you don't live up to any of these moral standards so spare me the hypocrisy of you throwing them in my face.

Jesus loved the outcasts. He cured those with leprosy. He cured the blind. He supported the poor. No doubt he would support people who love each other. It's no wonder that some christians claim that Jesus is too woke and liberal for them. 

Forgiveness is a central tenet of Christianity. Trump has never asked for forgiveness in anything that he has done. Sex assault, fraud. Not once has he asked for forgiveness. Not very christian of him is it.

Jesus expected us to love thy neighbor and not pass judgement on those that are different from us. He stated that we should treat the foreigner as if he belonged to our community. The only thing Some evangelicals hate more than the gays is the illegal aliens. Not very christian of them is it.

20 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

No, I prefer to run my mouth and watch you get sad and angry. 

Your idiocy makes me sad, that's about it. 

Good try though

3 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

I know what he said. If I was as misguided as you are, Id want someone pointing it out to me.

And once again, you don't live up to any of these moral standards so spare me the hypocrisy of you throwing them in my face.

You keep thinking I have to follow your god rules. I don't, moron. Get that through your pinhead.

There is no hypocrisy in me reading your rules, and pointing out that you don't follow them. I don't have to follow them to see you don't. This is just the best you can do, little boy.

2 minutes ago, jsdarkstar said:

Jesus loved the outcasts. He cured those with leprosy. He cured the blind. He supported the poor. No doubt he would support people who love each other. It's no wonder that some christians claim that Jesus is too woke and liberal for them. 

Forgiveness is a central tenet of Christianity. Trump has never asked for forgiveness in anything that he has done. Sex assault, fraud. Not once has he asked for forgiveness. Not very christian of him is it.

Jesus expected us to love thy neighbor and not pass judgement on those that are different from us. He stated that we should treat the foreigner as if he belonged to our community. The only thing Some evangelicals hate more than the gays is the illegal aliens. Not very christian of them is it.

What do you mean he would "support them"?? 

You totally lack an understanding of who he was and what he taught.  He spoke about man and woman a number of times.  He was a Jew and homosexuality was a sin.  He said himself he came to fulfill the law and not abolish it.

The fact that you've politicized Jesus just shows how delusional you are about him.  He literally said give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God.  He wouldn't have given two ishs about Trump or liberals or conservatives.

He's one and only concern was teaching us how to fulfilling God's teachings so that we could reach heaven, not things that are of Earthly concern.

7 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Your idiocy makes me sad, that's about it. 

Good try though

Yeah, just like that lol. Please, continue.

2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

What do you mean he would "support them"?? 

You totally lack an understanding of who he was and what he taught.  He spoke about man and woman a number of times.  He was a Jew and homosexuality was a sin.  He said himself he came to fulfill the law and not abolish it.

The fact that you've politicized Jesus just shows how delusional you are about him.  He literally said give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God.  He wouldn't have given two ishs about Trump or liberals or conservatives.

He's one and only concern was teaching us how to fulfilling God's teachings so that we could reach heaven, not things that are of Earthly concern.

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4 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

You keep thinking I have to follow your god rules. I don't, moron. Get that through your pinhead.

There is no hypocrisy in me reading your rules, and pointing out that you don't follow them. I don't have to follow them to see you don't. This is just the best you can do, little boy.

I never said you did.  This is how abjectly stupid you are.

You're hypocritical because you look down on Christians yet try to hold us to a standard you don't even try to match.  You don't even realize how dumb and misguided you are.

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