PB&Js slap. Fight me you elitist Fs. 

The amount of uncrustables I sell at my store is ridiculous... Are you still a poor if you pay extra for the crust to be cut off? 

1 hour ago, LeanMeanGM said:

We're in peak dead period so here is the team drawing a bunch of ummm NSFW images

 

The level of contempt Smitty had for this gag was the best.  

2 minutes ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

The amount of uncrustables I sell at my store is ridiculous... Are you still a poor if you pay extra for the crust to be cut off? 

The taxpayers foot a lot of those bills.

We get to fund obesity, hypertension, and heart disease.

And somehow, we are supposed to feel good about it.

 

 

4 hours ago, hputenis said:

Just waited in a super long line for a delicious lunch. I’ll think of you when I fire one out this afternoon!  
 

I enjoy their peach milkshakes every summer.....

4 hours ago, NCiggles said:

My fruit spread rankings:

1. Strawberry Preserves

2. Red Rasperry Jam

3. Black Rasperry Jam

4. Fig Jam

5. Apple Butter

6. Toe Jam - omfg whatttttt                                                                            😬

7. Grape Jelly

 

1 hour ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

The amount of uncrustables I sell at my store is ridiculous... Are you still a poor if you pay extra for the crust to be cut off? 

Nope, you're a moron.   

Just now, Iggles_Phan said:

Nope, you're a moron.   

Agreed lol. 

On 7/1/2024 at 1:48 PM, just relax said:

You're half-right.  It is garbage food but my wife likes it and she is definitely not garbage. She doesn't like butter either but we're closing in on 40 years of marriage and I'm as happy as a clam about that.

Congratulations!!!  The red headed girl of my dreams and I just passed 42 years together and our clams are indeed happy … but also amazed that we have made it this far.

7 hours ago, Iggles_Phan said:

There's only one acceptable answer for an adult.   

Guava

No PB&J is complete without a slab of mayonnaise.

4 hours ago, NCiggles said:

My fruit spread rankings:

1. Strawberry Preserves

2. Red Rasperry Jam

3. Black Rasperry Jam

4. Fig Jam

5. Apple Butter

6. Toe Jam

7. Grape Jelly

1. Apricot Jam

2. Apple Butter

3. Current Jelly

4. Guava Jelly

5. Mint Jelly

7 minutes ago, mattwill said:

Congratulations!!!  The red headed girl of my dreams and I just passed 42 years together and our clams are indeed happy … but also amazed that we have made it this far.

Many a night on the road for work I would sit back thinking about my read head dream if only I could see her tonight. 

26 minutes ago, mattwill said:

1. Apricot Jam

2. Apple Butter

3. Current Jelly

4. Guava Jelly

5. Mint Jelly

What about toe?  

4 minutes ago, hputenis said:

What about toe?  

 

 

6 minutes ago, mattwill said:

1. Apricot Jam

2. Apple Butter

3. Current Jelly

4. Guava Jelly

5. Mint Jelly

Pretty much avoid jelly and jams nowadays but that’s a pretty good list.  Go well with savory.  Apple butter pork chops, for example.  Add jalapeño jelly to that list.  But if I am going to have a jam at my age, make it a bacon jam.  I haven’t eaten PB&J in decades.  Wife and I did buy some wine jellies that we used on charcuterie boards.  Fig spread goes well with some cheeses and PB goes well with a sharp cheddar. 

14 minutes ago, Alphagrand said:

 

 

When the F was that aired?    Old commercials were the best. 

6 minutes ago, BigEFly said:

Pretty much avoid jelly and jams nowadays but that’s a pretty good list.  Go well with savory.  Apple butter pork chops, for example.  Add jalapeño jelly to that list.  But if I am going to have a jam at my age, make it a bacon jam.  I haven’t eaten PB&J in decades.  Wife and I did buy some wine jellies that we used on charcuterie boards.  Fig spread goes well with some cheeses and PB goes well with a sharp cheddar. 

Not sure about anyone else but…..

8 minutes ago, hputenis said:

When the F was that aired?    Old commercials were the best. 

That commercial is a classic! 89 my friend 

Turner coming alive will help to carry this team offensively until Schwarber and Harper can return... hopefully sooner for both, rather than later.

8 hours ago, hputenis said:

Just waited in a super long line for a delicious lunch. I’ll think of you when I fire one out this afternoon!  
 

You're fat trash just like JR wife

On 7/1/2024 at 3:48 PM, just relax said:

You're half-right.  It is garbage food but my wife likes it and she is definitely not garbage. She doesn't like butter either but we're closing in on 40 years of marriage and I'm as happy as a clam about that.

You haven't touched a clam in 40 years

Giants front office 🤣🤣🤣

17 minutes ago, Godfather said:

You're fat trash just like JR wife

Even in your persona of being a jerk, that’s out of line.

17 minutes ago, Godfather said:

You haven't touched a clam in 40 years

It’s my wife with the shellfish allergy. I’m happy with clams. Every time we go to the Lobster House in Cape May I get their fried clams.