32 minutes ago, bpac55 said:

Mine's LeCharles Bentley 

By the time you read this…

Least surprising thing of all time 

 

1 hour ago, LeanMeanGM said:

DeVante Parker retired lol 

 

there’s goes that 

 

Forever an Eagles all—timer with Frank Gore, Marquise Goodwin and Jatavis Brown.

At least he signed his contract... that's more than Gore did.

Joe Burrow better stay away from the Star Court Mall.

8 minutes ago, bpac55 said:

Joe Burrow better stay away from the Star Court Mall.

He looks like the lifeguard from stranger things 

29 minutes ago, bpac55 said:

I'm thinking earlier career, pre Daniel Jones SS. Maybe he's never that player again but any Giants skill position player as of late has an asterisk IMO.

He’s more than likely done if you ask me. 31, tons of injury history and he played 15 games last year and ended up with 10 receptions for 57 yards. Even with Jones at QB that’s awful. 

3 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

He looks like the lifeguard from stranger things 

1 hour ago, LeanMeanGM said:

DeVante Parker retired lol 

 

there’s goes that 

 

Forever an Eagles all—timer with Frank Gore, Marquise Goodwin and Jatavis Brown.

Best news for me this week! His signing was the biggest head scratcher of the Eagles offseason. 

1 hour ago, Aerolithe_Lion said:

We have 2 dependable receivers and a maybe with Campbell. We need another guy, no benefit in gambling with rookies on winning the slot/4th role.

Howie got extra 3/4/5th rounders for this reason. He’s great at making training camp trades like Darby, CJGJ, Minshew…

Id like to see a 4th or a 5th for a guy like Metchie.

Metchie doesn’t exactly have a lot of on field experience himself…

17 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Least surprising thing of all time 

 

1 hour ago, Aerolithe_Lion said:

We have 2 dependable receivers and a maybe with Campbell. We need another guy, no benefit in gambling with rookies on winning the slot/4th role.

Howie got extra 3/4/5th rounders for this reason. He’s great at making training camp trades like Darby, CJGJ, Minshew…

Id like to see a 4th or a 5th for a guy like Metchie.

Texans do have a ton of WRs. Make the trade before one gets injured, and they decide to keep them all. 

4 minutes ago, Outlaw said:

 

Metchie doesn’t exactly have a lot of on field experience himself…

He went to Alabama and he plays on offense. Howie’s got this

53 minutes ago, thedanone82 said:

Do you run this page? It's almost word for word.

No. These jokes write themselves though.

https://x.com/ZBerm/status/1792713078184026112
 

Covey is the oldest WR on the roster 

1 hour ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Least surprising thing of all time 

 

 

How did you post this?

1 hour ago, bpac55 said:

Joe Burrow better stay away from the Star Court Mall.

 

 

Looks like Anikan Skywalker in Return of the Sith.

Actually cool as hell 

 

6 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Actually cool as hell 

 

I was gonna say it’s a very bad sign that she hugged Harper instead, but at least she hugged him after 

19 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Actually cool as hell 

 

 

 

How are you embedding twitter links?

1 hour ago, bpac55 said:

Joe Burrow better stay away from the Star Court Mall.

Buffalo Bill vibes 

Not upset with Parker retiring. Would like to see young guys get WR3 shot but backup situation for WR1/2 is very iffy

7 hours ago, pgcd3 said:

Not upset with Parker retiring. Would like to see young guys get WR3 shot but backup situation for WR1/2 is very iffy

I mentioned Hunter Renfrow and Sterling Shepard last night. Been brought to my attention what garbage Shepard is so we'll take his name out. Renfrow could still be a force in the slot. 

I'm also looking at the Steelers WR room. I think their WR are equivalent to the Eagles CB. Someone's gotta go. Maybe the Eagles can make a move for someone like Calvin Austin.

10 hours ago, thedanone82 said:

Do you run this page? It's almost word for word.

More likely the opposite and whomever runs that frequents this place.    

9 hours ago, LeanMeanGM said:

https://x.com/ZBerm/status/1792713078184026112
 

Covey is the oldest WR on the roster 

#ultimateweapon 

With all that experience, I'm sure he'll be a featured weapon on the offense this year.   Running QBs are best.  And Covey played QB for the Tiny-Mites (ages 5-7) team... at age 14, because he was too small to move up to the Mitey-Mites (ages 7-9).  He's going to get a lot of offensive snaps this year.  

12 hours ago, LeanMeanGM said:

DeVante Parker retired lol 

 

there’s goes that 

 

Forever an Eagles all—timer with Frank Gore, Marquise Goodwin and Jatavis Brown.

Myles Jack too, before he unretired to play for PIT before retiring again

11 hours ago, brkmsn said:

It's the first time in the last 4 years he created separation. 

that's pretty good