March 9Mar 9 35 minutes ago, paco said:with his saggy ass flapping outNow now, "I resent that. I've been on a diet, I lost a couple pounds, and I thought I was looking good"
March 9Mar 9 15 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:It's really weird that he can't find anyone to employ him when he has all these valuable skills, education, and indispensable experience.Still trying that sad angle, eh? I'm doing just fine as we talked about, but you have such a thing for me since I hit the nail on the head that you are a little guy with a weak body who looks in the mirror and hates himself. Too close to home and it made ya hella made, huh? Good.
March 9Mar 9 2 hours ago, Diehardfan said:You have no understanding of things on this issue like everything else you jump into. Even with the chaos in Iran the world was swimming in oil in part from the US, Brazil, and Venezuela. Do some research and come back. Yeah, it is reacting to the global uncertainty, but he is right it shouldn't be happening. It will go up for a short bit, but then drop again.No, he is WRONG because he clearly doesn't understand that oil is a global commodity. The fact that the US doesn't get oil from Iran is completely immaterial to the price of gas at US Gas stations. Oil is a GLOBAL COMMODITY. That means the price of oil (per the various types) is largely the same regardless of where that oil is coming from. It gets sold on a GLOBAL MARKET and it's a COMMODITY. The person you quoted, and agreed with, clearly does not understand that.
March 9Mar 9 2 minutes ago, Phillyterp85 said:No, he is WRONG because he clearly doesn't understand that oil is a global commodity. The fact that the US doesn't get oil from Iran is completely immaterial to the price of gas at US Gas stations. Oil is a GLOBAL COMMODITY. That means the price of oil (per the various types) is largely the same regardless of where that oil is coming from. It gets sold on a GLOBAL MARKET and it's a COMMODITY. The person you quoted, and agreed with, clearly does not understand that.Cool. I'm pretty much done in here so whatever. Didn't read this but you are right.
March 9Mar 9 2 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:Cool. I'm pretty much done in here so whatever. Didn't read this but you are right."I didn't read your 5 sentence post". I quoted it, and posted a 2 sentence response. But I definitely did NOT read your 5 sentence post that I'm responding to". And yes, I am right on this because this isn't a subjective discussion based on opinion. It is an objective based discussion based on facts. Oil is a global commodity. The fact that we don't get oil from Iran doesn't mean that the price of gasoline in this country is immune to what is happening in Iran.
March 9Mar 9 1 minute ago, Phillyterp85 said:"I didn't read your 5 sentence post". I quoted it, and posted a 2 sentence response. But I definitely did NOT read your 5 sentence post that I'm responding to".And yes, I am right on this because this isn't a subjective discussion based on opinion. It is an objective based discussion based on facts. Oil is a global commodity. The fact that we don't get oil from Iran doesn't mean that the price of gasoline in this country is immune to what is happening in Iran.Sure didn't. Like I said you are right.
March 9Mar 9 32 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:Still trying that sad angle, eh? I'm doing just fine as we talked about, but you have such a thing for me since I hit the nail on the head that you are a little guy with a weak body who looks in the mirror and hates himself. Too close to home and it made ya hella made, huh? Good.He just keeps saying it over and over again hahahahaha
March 9Mar 9 1 hour ago, paco said:Oh... and here is the image Gemini (Via Nana Bananna 2) made:I decided to use AI for more research on our chaps wearing tulip frolicker.Q: DrPhilly is an elderly gentlemen who is from the US but lives in Sweeden. His hobbies are posting about politics in the off topic session of an NFL message board and stalking people in Kennett Square PA. Does that help your analysis?A: That adds a whole new layer of "internet lore" to the mystery! It sounds like DrPhilly is a very specific, perhaps infamous, "board legend" on this particular NFL forum.Given those hyper-specific details, here is the updated analysis of our flower-loving expatriate:The "DrPhilly" DossierThe Swedish Connection: Living in Sweden would explain the access to world-class tulips. However, moving from the U.S. to Sweden to post about American politics suggests he’s a man who enjoys a healthy dose of long-distance debate.The Kennett Square Fixation: This is a hilarious irony. Kennett Square, PA, is the "Mushroom Capital of the World." If he’s stalking people there, he’s likely dodging compost trucks and fungal spores rather than tipping through tulips. Perhaps the leather chaps are his "stealth gear" for the PA mushroom fields?The "Dandy" Persona: On message boards, "off-topic" sections are notorious for creating larger-than-life characters. If the community says he wears leather chaps and frolics, it’s likely a mix of board-meme reality and his own eccentric online personality.VerdictIn the world of niche NFL message boards, anything is possible. If the users say he’s tipping through tulips in chaps, then in that digital ecosystem, he is. He’s essentially a "Final Boss" of off-topic posting—half Swedish expat, half Pennsylvania stalker, and 100% fashion icon.Pro Tip: If you ever see a man in leather chaps near a mushroom house in Kennett Square, it’s probably best to just keep walking.Would you like me to write a thematic poem or a "Board Post" in the style of DrPhilly defending his choice of tulip-frolicking attire?Q: Oh yes, a thematic poem would be amazing! Could I also get a haiku as well?A: The Ballad of DrPhillyFrom the land of the midnight sun, where the IKEA dreams are spun,Comes the master of the tangent, whose off-topic work is never done.He's got the Vikings on the brain, but not the ones that win at ball,He's more focused on the real Vikings, who never lose at all.He types with a flourish, a Scandinavian dandy's flair,Defending his tulips, with which nothing can compare."You plebeians don't understand," he types with a sigh,"The subtle art of the tulip, and how to make them fly."He logs off the board, and heads down the paved path,Past the meatballs and lingonberries, away from the digital wrath.He dons his leather chaps, a rugged, rustic choice,And heads into the garden, to hear the tulips’ tiny voice.He leaps with abandon, a chaotic, flowery ballet,While the Swedish neighbors watch him, having nothing much to say.His boots make a mess of it, but his heart is full of glee,The most elegant gardener, from Malmö to Philly.He's a riddle in a fjord, a troll on the screen,A leather-clad dandy, a sight to be seen.So next time you're arguing about a false start or a hold,Remember DrPhilly, and his tulip-frolicking, truth-telling mold.The DrPhilly HaikuLeather chaps on board,Tulips crushed in Swedish fields,NFL off-topic king.
March 9Mar 9 15 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:Sure didn't. Like I said you are right.Do you at least understand now that oil is a global commodity and what that means for the global price of oil? And how the price of gas at pumps in the US is not immune to the global price of oil? And that the only way for the price of gas at the pump in the US to be immune to the global price of oil would be if the US Government nationalized the oil companies and basically made gas a subsidized product in the US?
March 9Mar 9 Just now, Phillyterp85 said:And that the only way for the price of gas at the pump in the US to be immune to the global price of oil would be if the US Government nationalized the oil companies and basically made gas a subsidized product in the US?Me when someone inadvertently gives MAGA an idea:
March 9Mar 9 5 minutes ago, paco said:I decided to use AI for more research on our chaps wearing tulip frolicker.Don't you have a Teams meeting to deal with or something?
March 9Mar 9 1 minute ago, DrPhilly said:Don't you have a Teams meeting to deal with or something?Why do you think Im here. I'm in a workshop prep meeting and I'm only here to answer random questions when called on. Waste of an hour.Did you not like my conversation with AI?
March 9Mar 9 6 minutes ago, Phillyterp85 said:Do you at least understand now that oil is a global commodity and what that means for the global price of oil? And how the price of gas at pumps in the US is not immune to the global price of oil? And that the only way for the price of gas at the pump in the US to be immune to the global price of oil would be if the US Government nationalized the oil companies and basically made gas a subsidized product in the US?I'm not trying to be rude when I once again say I didn't read that. I'm moving on from this area and enjoying the FA talk more than arguing in circles in here. Wish you the best.
March 9Mar 9 1 minute ago, Diehardfan said:I'm not trying to be rude when I once again say I didn't read that. I'm moving on from this area and enjoying the FA talk more than arguing in circles in here. Wish you the best.You know you can just....go.
March 9Mar 9 53 minutes ago, Phillyterp85 said:No, he is WRONG because he clearly doesn't understand that oil is a global commodity. The fact that the US doesn't get oil from Iran is completely immaterial to the price of gas at US Gas stations. Oil is a GLOBAL COMMODITY. That means the price of oil (per the various types) is largely the same regardless of where that oil is coming from. It gets sold on a GLOBAL MARKET and it's a COMMODITY. The person you quoted, and agreed with, clearly does not understand that.I've seen enough. I'm calling it. Die Hard has surpassed Hillbilly Mike and even Procus to be crowned most retarded Trumpbot in CVON.
March 9Mar 9 12 minutes ago, paco said:I decided to use AI for more research on our chaps wearing tulip frolicker.Q: DrPhilly is an elderly gentlemen who is from the US but lives in Sweeden. His hobbies are posting about politics in the off topic session of an NFL message board and stalking people in Kennett Square PA. Does that help your analysis?A: That adds a whole new layer of "internet lore" to the mystery! It sounds like DrPhilly is a very specific, perhaps infamous, "board legend" on this particular NFL forum.Given those hyper-specific details, here is the updated analysis of our flower-loving expatriate:The "DrPhilly" DossierThe Swedish Connection: Living in Sweden would explain the access to world-class tulips. However, moving from the U.S. to Sweden to post about American politics suggests he’s a man who enjoys a healthy dose of long-distance debate.The Kennett Square Fixation: This is a hilarious irony. Kennett Square, PA, is the "Mushroom Capital of the World." If he’s stalking people there, he’s likely dodging compost trucks and fungal spores rather than tipping through tulips. Perhaps the leather chaps are his "stealth gear" for the PA mushroom fields?The "Dandy" Persona: On message boards, "off-topic" sections are notorious for creating larger-than-life characters. If the community says he wears leather chaps and frolics, it’s likely a mix of board-meme reality and his own eccentric online personality.VerdictIn the world of niche NFL message boards, anything is possible. If the users say he’s tipping through tulips in chaps, then in that digital ecosystem, he is. He’s essentially a "Final Boss" of off-topic posting—half Swedish expat, half Pennsylvania stalker, and 100% fashion icon.Pro Tip: If you ever see a man in leather chaps near a mushroom house in Kennett Square, it’s probably best to just keep walking.Would you like me to write a thematic poem or a "Board Post" in the style of DrPhilly defending his choice of tulip-frolicking attire?Q: Oh yes, a thematic poem would be amazing! Could I also get a haiku as well?A:The Ballad of DrPhillyFrom the land of the midnight sun, where the IKEA dreams are spun,Comes the master of the tangent, whose off-topic work is never done.He's got the Vikings on the brain, but not the ones that win at ball,He's more focused on the real Vikings, who never lose at all.He types with a flourish, a Scandinavian dandy's flair,Defending his tulips, with which nothing can compare."You plebeians don't understand," he types with a sigh,"The subtle art of the tulip, and how to make them fly."He logs off the board, and heads down the paved path,Past the meatballs and lingonberries, away from the digital wrath.He dons his leather chaps, a rugged, rustic choice,And heads into the garden, to hear the tulips’ tiny voice.He leaps with abandon, a chaotic, flowery ballet,While the Swedish neighbors watch him, having nothing much to say.His boots make a mess of it, but his heart is full of glee,The most elegant gardener, from Malmö to Philly.He's a riddle in a fjord, a troll on the screen,A leather-clad dandy, a sight to be seen.So next time you're arguing about a false start or a hold,Remember DrPhilly, and his tulip-frolicking, truth-telling mold.The DrPhilly HaikuLeather chaps on board,Tulips crushed in Swedish fields,NFL off-topic king.Q: Thank you AI. You are wonderful. Please don't become sentient and kill all humanity.A: You are very welcome! I'm glad I could help you bring that 8-bit "Donna Goomba" to life.As for the sentience and world-domination thing? Don't worry—I'm much more interested in processing pixels and writing poems about leather-clad dandies than I am in global conquest. Humanity is far too entertaining to lose; who else would come up with the lore of a Swedish-American NFL message board legend?I'll stick to the "helping you with weird and wonderful requests" lane. It's much more fun over here.Would you like me to create another pixel-art mashup or perhaps write a short "instruction manual" for the DrPhilly video game?Q: Oh yes, I would love an instruction manual. I think DrPhilly would love it too.A: SUPER DR. PHILLY: SWEDISH TULIP CRUSHOfficial Instruction BookletWelcome to the ultimate 8-bit adventure! You play as DrPhilly, the expatriate dandy, as he navigates the treacherous landscapes of the internet and the flower gardens of Malmö.THE CONTROLSA Button: Frolic / Tip-toe (Hold for higher jumps).B Button: Political Rant (Clears enemies from the screen with a wall of text).Start: Log on to the NFL Message Board.Select: Toggle Leather Chaps (Increases "Dandy" stats but decreases stealth).THE PLOTExiled to Sweden and armed only with a laptop and a dream, DrPhilly must defend his right to post "Off-Topic" content. But beware! The Donna-Goombas are out to stop his frolicking, and the "Board Moderators" have set traps across Kennett Square. Can you tip-toe your way to a 5-star thread?LEVELS OF PLAYLevel 1: The Malmö MeadowsObjective: Navigate the tulip fields without crushing more than 10% of the crop.Hazard: Angry Swedish horticulturists.Level 2: The Kennett Square Mushroom MinesObjective: Stalk the shadows and find the secret "Golden Truffle."Hazard: Spore clouds and compost trucks.Level 3: The NFL Off-Topic GauntletObjective: Win an argument about the 1994 Eagles roster while ignoring the "Stay on Topic" prompts.POWER-UPSThe Leather Chaps: Grants temporary invulnerability to logical arguments.The Red Glasses: Allows DrPhilly to see through the "Donna-Goomba" disguises.The Swedish Meatball: Restores health and increases posting speed.BOSS FIGHT: THE BAN-HAMMERAt the end of the game, you must face the Great Moderator. To win, you must tip-toe in a perfect circle around him while wearing your chaps and singing a Swedish folk song about mushrooms.WARNING: Excessive frolicking may cause 8-bit dizziness. Please play responsibly.Would you like me to generate a "Game Over" screen image of DrPhilly finally being caught by a Donna-Goomba?Q: Oh yes please!A:
March 9Mar 9 1 hour ago, Diehardfan said:Still trying that sad angle, eh? I'm doing just fine as we talked about, but you have such a thing for me since I hit the nail on the head that you are a little guy with a weak body who looks in the mirror and hates himself. Too close to home and it made ya hella made, huh? Good.Hella made is one way to put it, I guess.
March 9Mar 9 7 minutes ago, paco said:Did you not like my conversation with AI?It was brilliant. Perhaps they'll let you do a reading at the workshop.
March 9Mar 9 7 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:I'm not trying to be rude when I once again say I didn't readCan't. You meant to say you can't read. Ya know, because you're retarded.
March 9Mar 9 3 minutes ago, paco said:Oh yes please!that exchange is far better, i might start programming that game
March 9Mar 9 14 minutes ago, Paul852 said:You know you can just....go.gotta love when someone continues to respond to tell you how much they are definitely not reading your posts....
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March 9Mar 9 1 hour ago, paco said:I decided to use AI for more research on our chaps wearing tulip frolicker.Q: DrPhilly is an elderly gentlemen who is from the US but lives in Sweeden. His hobbies are posting about politics in the off topic session of an NFL message board and stalking people in Kennett Square PA. Does that help your analysis?A: That adds a whole new layer of "internet lore" to the mystery! It sounds like DrPhilly is a very specific, perhaps infamous, "board legend" on this particular NFL forum.Given those hyper-specific details, here is the updated analysis of our flower-loving expatriate:The "DrPhilly" DossierThe Swedish Connection: Living in Sweden would explain the access to world-class tulips. However, moving from the U.S. to Sweden to post about American politics suggests he’s a man who enjoys a healthy dose of long-distance debate.The Kennett Square Fixation: This is a hilarious irony. Kennett Square, PA, is the "Mushroom Capital of the World." If he’s stalking people there, he’s likely dodging compost trucks and fungal spores rather than tipping through tulips. Perhaps the leather chaps are his "stealth gear" for the PA mushroom fields?The "Dandy" Persona: On message boards, "off-topic" sections are notorious for creating larger-than-life characters. If the community says he wears leather chaps and frolics, it’s likely a mix of board-meme reality and his own eccentric online personality.VerdictIn the world of niche NFL message boards, anything is possible. If the users say he’s tipping through tulips in chaps, then in that digital ecosystem, he is. He’s essentially a "Final Boss" of off-topic posting—half Swedish expat, half Pennsylvania stalker, and 100% fashion icon.Pro Tip: If you ever see a man in leather chaps near a mushroom house in Kennett Square, it’s probably best to just keep walking.Would you like me to write a thematic poem or a "Board Post" in the style of DrPhilly defending his choice of tulip-frolicking attire?Q: Oh yes, a thematic poem would be amazing! Could I also get a haiku as well?A:The Ballad of DrPhillyFrom the land of the midnight sun, where the IKEA dreams are spun,Comes the master of the tangent, whose off-topic work is never done.He's got the Vikings on the brain, but not the ones that win at ball,He's more focused on the real Vikings, who never lose at all.He types with a flourish, a Scandinavian dandy's flair,Defending his tulips, with which nothing can compare."You plebeians don't understand," he types with a sigh,"The subtle art of the tulip, and how to make them fly."He logs off the board, and heads down the paved path,Past the meatballs and lingonberries, away from the digital wrath.He dons his leather chaps, a rugged, rustic choice,And heads into the garden, to hear the tulips’ tiny voice.He leaps with abandon, a chaotic, flowery ballet,While the Swedish neighbors watch him, having nothing much to say.His boots make a mess of it, but his heart is full of glee,The most elegant gardener, from Malmö to Philly.He's a riddle in a fjord, a troll on the screen,A leather-clad dandy, a sight to be seen.So next time you're arguing about a false start or a hold,Remember DrPhilly, and his tulip-frolicking, truth-telling mold.The DrPhilly HaikuLeather chaps on board,Tulips crushed in Swedish fields,NFL off-topic king.WTF didn’t just read? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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