2 hours ago, paco said:

Now that I'm somewhere where I can properly respond.....

The BEST part of this typical interaction with you (by typical I mean the usual pattern where you obsessively stick your nose into my conversation, so I make you look like an a** (you seriously tried to counter me calling you an autistic for your obsessiveness and bringing up old conversations by..... bringing up an old conversation. JFC you moron ), and then you die on a hill by deflection) is that in this case you thought it would be super clever to be "Oh, I bet you are fat" as your gotcha.

You DO realize that I've met dozens of people on this board, and therefore have had my picture posted countless times, right? Everyone knows what I look like and I've never tried to pretend I'm something I'm not, like the TEWs of the board. I've literally joked how now that I'm pushing 50 and have a kid so I grew a dad bod.

You however... no one has ever seen you. No one has ever met you. I'm guessing you are a pale, spindly little dork who looks like they never played a sport in their life. I bet you have a rat face that couldn't get laid by a hooker even if you had a $100 bill hanging out of your zipper. I can only speculate because you hide behind your computer and act like either an autistic or the most pathetic little troll.

Prove me wrong Urkel.

You're so unhinged you came back two hours later and wrote a second post so long that it has chapters and a prologue.

1 hour ago, paco said:

He's good. Screened cancer free at his last checkup. Almost back to full strength. Back to being a pig headed Ukrainian

But on a serious note, good to hear your dad is doing better, man. Cancer sucks.

13 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

You're so unhinged you came back two hours later and wrote a second post so long that it has chapters and a prologue.

Come on man. Let’s see that fugly face on that Ariana Grande frame.

3 minutes ago, paco said:

Come on man. Let’s see that fugly face on that Ariana Grande frame.

Psh, don't be jealous

Nailed the microdick prediction

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Gross

3 hours ago, paco said:

I should be good. It's pretty much as thick as it always been. And my dad is pushing 80 and still has all his hair.

Speaking of dad's hair.... this is a bit crazy. He was completely gray (I'm getting there) before his cancer diagnosis. The radiation caused him to lose a bunch of hair, but when it grew back the only gray he now has is the hair he didn't lose.

My dad is 71 full head of hair and didn't start turning gray till he was in his mid 50's... I started turning gray at 18 and losing my hair at 28. So not sure where I went wrong lol

1 hour ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

My dad is 71 full head of hair and didn't start turning gray till he was in his mid 50's... I started turning gray at 18 and losing my hair at 28. So not sure where I went wrong lol

Different levels of stress?

1 hour ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

My dad is 71 full head of hair and didn't start turning gray till he was in his mid 50's... I started turning gray at 18 and losing my hair at 28. So not sure where I went wrong lol

Telling this message board those things?

About half of men are bald. So if you're one of the lucky ones who still have hair, good for you lol

Back in 2016 I picked up one of my friends from high school who had shown up in the town I was living in. I had started buzzing my hair as a bald guy by then. He was homeless at the time, and has been in and out of prison since he went to Iraq and Afghanistan. But I remember him making some comment like, "at least I still have my hair."

Damn @we_gotta_believe , nothing? How Fing ugly are you? Or is it you are below average looking but have not a drop of testosterone in your body prohibiting you from knowing a woman’s touch? On plentyoffish do you tell women you have a huge budge only for them to realize you have a goiter?

Show yourself. All this trolling but nothing to back your crap up. You are basically KZ minus the wit. Loser.

7 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

About half of men are bald. So if you're one of the lucky ones who still have hair, good for you lol

Back in 2016 I picked up one of my friends from high school who had shown up in the town I was living in. I had started buzzing my hair as a bald guy by then. He was homeless at the time, and has been in and out of prison since he went to Iraq and Afghanistan. But I remember him making some comment like, "at least I still have my hair."

There is a Seinfeld episode in there somewhere

8 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

About half of men are bald. So if you're one of the lucky ones who still have hair, good for you lol

Back in 2016 I picked up one of my friends from high school who had shown up in the town I was living in. I had started buzzing my hair as a bald guy by then. He was homeless at the time, and has been in and out of prison since he went to Iraq and Afghanistan. But I remember him making some comment like, "at least I still have my hair."

Oh, and I’ll never bald shame. I’m shocked I still got mine.

2 hours ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

My dad is 71 full head of hair and didn't start turning gray till he was in his mid 50's... I started turning gray at 18 and losing my hair at 28. So not sure where I went wrong lol

It seems to be your grandfather on your mom's side that is most predictive for baldness.

1 hour ago, paco said:

Different levels of stress?

Maybe, not sure. I don't think either of us have had incredibly stressful jobs.

7 minutes ago, BBE said:

It seems to be your grandfather on your mom's side that is most predictive for baldness.

That's what I heard as well. I never get a straight answer on my grandfather's baldness lol.

1 minute ago, Bwestbrook36 said:

That's what I heard as well. I never get a straight answer on my grandfather's baldness lol.

In my case, my paternal grandfather was bald and my mom's dad had a full head of hair. Thankfully, I favor him.

11 minutes ago, BBE said:

It seems to be your grandfather on your mom's side that is most predictive for baldness.

That’s what’s weird, my maternal grandfather was bald. And I knew this, so I was waiting for the hair to drop. Never happened.

1 hour ago, Boogyman said:

Telling this message board those things?

Meh, people that make fun of others for things out of their control is low class my friend lol.

Kid at work weighs well over 300lbs and makes fun of the supervisor and I for balding while walking around being obese. Every time he does it I say I can't control going bald but, you can control being a fat slob, that usually shuts him up lol.

35 minutes ago, paco said:

Damn @we_gotta_believe , nothing? How Fing ugly are you? Or is it you are below average looking but have not a drop of testosterone in your body prohibiting you from knowing a woman’s touch? On plentyoffish do you tell women you have a huge budge only for them to realize you have a goiter?

Show yourself. All this trolling but nothing to back your crap up. You are basically KZ minus the wit. Loser.

You got me, I'm still very much a virgin, paco. Guilty as charged.

Just now, paco said:

That’s what’s weird, my maternal grandfather was bald. And I knew this, so I was waiting for the hair to drop. Never happened.

Of course you are unique!