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27 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Are you seriously trying to say that having sex once or twice a week is low for a middle aged dude? How many times a week is your old a** getting laid? lol

Keep flexing about that once a week there dusty hammer 🤣

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1 hour ago, Diehardfan said:

You need a hobby or a sex life. Probably both

I have a bunch of hobbies, and I have more sex with a woman than you do with yourself.

Is that why she left? I bet it is hahahaha

Now that we have all that clear, I thought you "weren't in this thread", when you got mad I pointed out your hypocrisy yet again? With your own words, yet again?

50 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

Ella Purnell interview - Northanger Abbey

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5 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

Keep flexing about that once a week there dusty hammer 🤣

It's not a flex, it's just a fact. But we've still heard nothing about how your divorced a** is doing. I'm curious if you can even see your D, much less ever get a chance to use it.

6 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

I have a bunch of hobbies, and I have more sex with a woman than you do with yourself.

Is that why she left? I bet it is hahahaha

Now that we have all that clear, I thought you "weren't in this thread", when you got mad I pointed out your hypocrisy yet again? With your own words, yet again?

Well, when people tag me I sometimes respond. Talk to Alpha. But yeah I'd rather not be in CVON but you all can't stop thinking about me.

2 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

It's not a flex, it's just a fact. But we've still heard nothing about how your divorced a** is doing. I'm curious if you can even see your D, much less ever get a chance to use it.

You have a lot of interest in my D. I think this is the 3rd post just today. Explains the once-a-week thing, but damn she is so ugly she drove you to bat for the other team?

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Well, I've improved this thread

4 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

Well, when people tag me I sometimes respond. Talk to Alpha. But yeah I'd rather not be in CVON but you all can't stop thinking about me.

Yeah, the fact we own you has already been established. And also yes, mocking you is both easy and fun, but much of a flex on your part.

4 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

You have a lot of interest in my D. I think this is the 3rd post just today. Explains the once-a-week thing, but damn she is so ugly she drove you to bat for the other team?

Maybe a little more of an interest than she did, which is definitely why she left you.

Just now, Boogyman said:

Yeah, the fact we own you has already been established. And also yes, mocking you is both easy and fun, but much of a flex on your part.

Awesome. Glad you all think of me that much and you live your life vicariously through a message board.

1 hour ago, mr_hunt said:

sweet baby jesus

Just now, Boogyman said:

Maybe a little more of an interest than she did, which is definitely why she left you.

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1 minute ago, Diehardfan said:

Awesome. Glad you all think of me that much and you live your life vicariously through a message board.

Again, being mocked all day long isnt a flex lmao.

Just now, Diehardfan said:

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On topic for this afternoon....and some call this fat F'er an alpha hahahahaha

3 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Again, being mocked all day long isnt a flex lmao.

No, but it sure is inconsequential

Just now, VanHammersly said:

Ok. Didn't want to have to do it, but you made me go full Dave and post a family pic.

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Not into blondes, but the effort to compensate for how close to home I hit is hilarious. I also don't own toy dogs.

Just now, Diehardfan said:

Not into blondes, but the effort to compensate for how close to home I hit is hilarious

"Not into blondes" lol You're an old divorced loser. You're into anyone that makes eye contact.

2 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

Not into blondes, but the effort to compensate for how close to home I hit is hilarious

holes in the knees, give the man his props FFS.

3 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

No, but it sure is inconsequential

So much so that you are in CVON even though you dont want to be. Got it. You're killing it, Squirt!

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3 minutes ago, barho said:

Trump temporarily suspends Jones Act.

What did he give as a motivation?

7 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

So much so that you are in CVON even though you dont want to be. Got it. You're killing it, Squirt!

You are desperate to matter in life and really do live it out digitally, huh?

10 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

"Not into blondes" lol You're an old divorced loser. You're into anyone that makes eye contact.

Like I said Van is hella mad

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