With his reports during practice, we get stupid 💩 like this

Like last year, a lot of the Beats aren’t giving their ad dollars to Elon but posting their own articles. From Berman on yesterday that I had not seen elsewhere

• Tyler Steen is the first-team right guard. That should be expected at this point. It’ll be news if there’s a change — not if he’s the right guard.

• Cam Jurgens did not take his full allotment of reps. Brett Toth played center when Jurgens was on the sideline, but Toth otherwise played guard with the second-team offensive line while Drew Kendall played center. Also, Trevor Keegan took snaps at center – just as he did during the spring.

• Ben VanSumeren is sticking to fullback. He didn’t get work at linebacker.

• Azeez Ojulari mixed in with the first-teamers as part of a rotation. 

MVP season coming up.

Bugler’s 2026 TE class (start shopping):

Preseason top 25 seniors (all measurements are NFL-verified)

1. Joe Royer, Cincinnati (6-4 5/8v, 252v)
2. Justin Joly, NC State (6-2 7/8v, 250v)
3. John Michael Gyllenborg, Wyoming (6-5 1/2, 251)
4. Eli Stowers, Vanderbilt (6-3 1/2, 240)
5. Michael Trigg, Baylor (6-3 3/8, 250)
6. RJ Maryland, SMU (6-3 1/4, 224)
7. Jack Velling, Michigan State (6-4 1/8, 248)
8. Tanner Koziol, Houston (6-6, 251)
9. Miles Kitselman, Tennessee (6-4 5/8, 259)
10. Sam Roush, Stanford (6-4 1/2, 250)
11. Oscar Delp, Georgia (6-4 3/8, 250)
12. Josh Cuevas, Alabama (6-2 3/4, 251)
13. Jeremiah Franklin, Boston College (6-3, 246)
14. Seydou Traore, Mississippi State (6-3 1/2, 237)
15. Lake McRee, USC (6-3 3/4, 249)
16. Bauer Sharp, LSU (6-3 3/4, 246)
17. Tanner Arkin, Illinois (6-3 3/8, 268)
18. Rohan Jones, Arkansas (6-1 3/4, 236)
19. Dae’Quan Wright, Ole Miss (6-3, 251)
20. Matthew Hibner, SMU (6-3 5/8, 244)
21. Amari Niblack, Texas A&M (6-3, 240)
22. Ethan Conner, Troy (6-2 3/4, 238)
23. Chamon Metayer, Arizona State (6-3 7/8, 258)
24. Matt Lauter, Boise State (6-3, 243)
25. Caleb Fauria, Delaware (6-4 1/4, 244)

Preseason top eight draft-eligible underclassmen (all measurements are estimates)

1. Kenyon Sadiq, Oregon (6-3e, 245e)
2. Max Klare, Ohio State (6-4e, 240e)
3. Lawson Luckie, Georgia (6-4e, 240e)
4. Marlin Klein, Michigan (6-6, 245)
5. Jack Endries, Texas (6-4, 240)
6. Garrett Oakley, Kansas State (6-5, 235)
7. Terrance Carter Jr., Texas Tech (6-2, 245)
8. Luke Hasz, Ole Miss (6-3, 240)

Celeb death seem to come in 3s

Hulk Hogan was next

I think it's most likely that Carter has some soreness, he played a lot of snaps last season, so they're just taking it easy with him. But I think there's an outside chance they're working on an extension with him and his agent is recommending he not practice until it gets done. It would be a year earlier than they usually extend guys, but I wonder if they want to get out in front of it now so they save money in the long run, because that price is only going to go up.

Just now, Sack that QB said:

I think it's most likely that Carter has some soreness, he played a lot of snaps last season, so they're just taking it easy with him. But I think there's an outside chance they're working on an extension with him and his agent is recommending he not practice until it gets done. It would be a year earlier than they usually extend guys, but I wonder if they want to get out in front of it now so they save money in the long run, because that price is only going to go up.

Well they were doing all of this likely to save money for his big contract. So I assume whenever it's allowed would be a good option to get it out of the way

Also considering there are others they need to save money for next in line

And there it is

2 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

Rode on the front of the cart though - may not be too serious

On the hood? Shouldn't he be practicing instead of joy riding on the golf cart?

1 hour ago, LeanMeanGM said:

He jokes but I do that every day at my job

That's a classic move. Scottie perfected it in Star Trek. How else can you keep the reputation as a miracle worker?