Damn i go to play golf and miss the cowboys imploding lol

14 minutes ago, ManuManu said:

Jerry Jones: "Those draft picks could get us top Pro Bowl players.”

Oh god, he did the Peter Griffin bit!

Posted this earlier still funny hours later

Actually, Jerry may come out smelling like roses.

It's not an accident that Parsons has 1 sack in 4 playoff games.

He's a great speed rusher, but the book is to run at him and wear him down, because he's not physical. He's also not a true 3-4 OLB, great in pursuit but not in coverage. (only 9 targets last 30 games, i.e. he never drops into coverage)

So while he's a valuable player, I don't see him as a game changer, he's not today's Lawrence Taylor, he doesn't dominate like Donald or JJ Watt did.

He's more a one trick pony with a very good trick, but though he's good at getting sacks, he doesn't dominate like a great player. I mean Reddick was good at getting sacks but that didn't make him elite (4 yr stretch 12.5, 11.0, 16.0, 11.0, similar to Parson's stats, including TFLs).

So GB may regret this deal, less the 2 1st rd picks than the $47M for a player probably worth $30-35M in terms of game impact.

Put it this way, there is no way I'd trade Carter for Parsons straight up, because Carter as an elite DT destroys offenses, both the run and pass games.

41 minutes ago, ManuManu said:

Yep. It’s that simple. I’m trying to figure out how that offer wasn’t topped.

Its a win now move. Not alot of teams are a pass rusher away

Still stupid by Jones i hope he lives to be 300

1 minute ago, austinfan said:

Actually, Jerry may come out smelling like roses.

It's not an accident that Parsons has 1 sack in 4 playoff games.

He's a great speed rusher, but the book is to run at him and wear him down, because he's not physical. He's also not a true 3-4 OLB, great in pursuit but not in coverage. (only 9 targets last 30 games, i.e. he never drops into coverage)

So while he's a valuable player, I don't see him as a game changer, he's not today's Lawrence Taylor, he doesn't dominate like Donald or JJ Watt did.

He's more a one trick pony with a very good trick, but though he's good at getting sacks, he doesn't dominate like a great player. I mean Reddick was good at getting sacks but that didn't make him elite (4 yr stretch 12.5, 11.0, 16.0, 11.0, similar to Parson's stats, including TFLs).

So GB may regret this deal, less the 2 1st rd picks than the $47M for a player probably worth $30-35M in terms of game impact.

Put it this way, there is no way I'd trade Carter for Parsons straight up, because Carter as an elite DT destroys offenses, both the run and pass games.

Oh just stop, you old fool

18 minutes ago, ManuManu said:

Jerry has apparently called Parsons Michael multiple times during his press conference.

He’s been doing that every time he spoke in the last month. I genuinely can’t tell if he’s doing it out of spite, he’s senile, or it’s southern drawl.

20 minutes ago, ManuManu said:

Jerry has apparently called Parsons Michael multiple times during his press conference.

Is that Stephen Jones next to him? He looked like he hated the trade

4 minutes ago, LeanMeanGM said:

He’s been doing that every time he spoke in the last month. I genuinely can’t tell if he’s doing it out of spite, he’s senile, or it’s southern drawl.

2 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

And Clark was their choice?

The 1st round picks will be later in the round for a playoff team. Should've tried to trade to a team that would have higher picks.

The Packers haven't picked in the top 10 since 2009. Since then, a couple times they've had the 12th or 13th pick but mostly picking at the back of the round.

The Cowboys recent selections in the end of the 1st round: Tyler Guyton, Mazi Smith, Tyler Smith.

4 minutes ago, NOTW said:

The 1st round picks will be later in the round for a playoff team. Should've tried to trade to a team that would have higher picks.

The Packers haven't picked in the top 10 since 2009. Since then, a couple times they've had the 12th or 13th pick but mostly picking at the back of the round.

The Cowboys recent selections in the end of the 1st round: Tyler Guyton, Mazi Smith, Tyler Smith.

There was a report that the Raiders were the team that was going to get them until the Packers upped their offer. I probably would’ve went back to the Raiders and asked if they would’ve matched it or something close to it. I don’t think even with Micah Parsons they’re gonna be a playoff team. Especially in that division. And you get him out of the NFC to the AFC.

2 hours ago, Vlad67 said:

Just wait until Packers find out they overpaid 🤓

No great DE can have as much impact on the game as any great QB. When DE is getting star QB salary. It is simply ridiculous.

I see Packers pushing next year for another Tush Push elimination, because Packers suck and there new DE can not do anything to stop it.

Jerry Jones may be hated in Dallas, but he did the right thing for his team and got huge reimbursement in the process.

Kurt Cousins is stunned Jerry traded Michael Parsons.

3 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Would love to know who his dealer is because he's got the good stuff

39 minutes ago, ManuManu said:

Jerry Jones: "Those draft picks could get us top Pro Bowl players.”

Oh god, he did the Peter Griffin bit!

That's what Norman Braman said back in 1993. (Eagles got 2 1st round picks when he left, and they couldn't franchise him, because he was a lead litigant in the suit against the NFL.) I still get sick just thinking about what transpired. In terms of players actually having the right to switch teams via free agency, Reggie almost HAD to sign elsewhere as the top name in the lawsuit. But that hurt me to my core as a young fan.

5 minutes ago, Traveler Vic said:

No great DE can have as much impact on the game as any great QB. When DE is getting star QB salary. It is simply ridiculous.

I see Packers pushing next year for another Tush Push elimination, because Packers suck and there new DE can not do anything to stop it.

Jerry Jones may be hated in Dallas, but he did the right thing for his team and got huge reimbursement in the process.

Plus, Dak’s contract is only 5% of their salary cap next season.

Sorry …… 25% of their cap next season …. and a $130M dead cap hit.

19 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

They didn't like Jalen Carter? 🤔

(I'm not suggesting the Eagles should have made that trade, btw.)

3 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

Would love to know who his dealer is because he's got the good stuff

Irsay’s dealer has some spare time and inventory.

Why would you admit this lol

12 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

There was a report that the Raiders were the team that was going to get them until the Packers upped their offer. I probably would’ve went back to the Raiders and asked if they would’ve matched it or something close to it. I don’t think even with Micah Parsons they’re gonna be a playoff team. Especially in that division. And you get him out of the NFC to the AFC.

The Raiders wouldn’t part with Thomas Booker, eh?

1 minute ago, ManuManu said:

The Raiders wouldn’t part with Thomas Booker, eh?

Could you imagine this board if the Raiders traded 2 firsts and Booker to get parsons lol

Jerry cited the need to defend the run in his defense of trading Parsons for a DT.

Eagles with the league's best rushing offense winning a Super Bowl broke Jerry.