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How can you tell if you ate bad mozzarella? Smelled like feet when I took it out of the bag. Tasted alright though.....

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1 minute ago, bobeph said:

Jesus uk, a-hole.  It’s this easy.  
rambo: this is bo.  He’s friends with ..,,,, he’s gonna help me with the trees for some free wood.

mrs rambo:  hi bo.

bo: hi mrs rambo.  It’s nice to meet you.  You have a beautiful home.

mrs rambo: thank you, bo.

rambo: well, I guess we should get to work.

mrs rambo: yeah, you guys have a lot to do.

bo: yeah, but I appreciate the wood.  Thank you, mrs rambo!

rambo: alright, bruh.  Let’s get busy.

bo: get your ukn’ chainsaw so I can extend you sheet machine, a-hole! 😆 

rambo: lube first?

bo: fine!

BFit: you guys are doing great but we're running out of whiskey.....

Fyp

Just now, BFit said:

Fyp

LMFBawllsO!  I literally just lol’ed :roll:

@rambo I work for the government.  I already know your exact address.  So you may as well have me help you with those trees. 
 

:roll:

9 minutes ago, bobeph said:

@rambo I work for the government.  I already know your exact address.  So you may as well have me help you with those trees. 
 

:roll:

It's ok.  you know that pond...well actually there's 2 there but, either way you posted a picture of your oldest with a bass he caught way back when.  I know those because the builder back when I was a kid used to stock them with trout and I used to go there all the time fishing because we knew him well.  His nickname was Bumby.  I've triangulated you address since then and have had you in my crosshairs since.  Just waiting...waiting for the right time to put one in your Rocky Dennis face!

8 minutes ago, rambo said:

It's ok.  you know that pond...well actually there's 2 there but, either way you posted a picture of your oldest with a bass he caught way back when.  I know those because the builder back when I was a kid used to stock them with trout and I used to go there all the time fishing because we knew him well.  His nickname was Bumby.  I've triangulated you address since then and have had you in my crosshairs since.  Just waiting...waiting for the right time to put one in your Rocky Dennis face!

:roll: I literally just lost my crap!  BAHAHA!

1 minute ago, bobeph said:

:roll: I literally just lost my crap!  BAHAHA!

Seriously.  Besides stocked trout there were some Fing huge bass in those ponds.  And keep that picture of your son and his douchy hat for leverage in life.

5 minutes ago, rambo said:

Seriously.  Besides stocked trout there were some Fing huge bass in those ponds.  And keep that picture of your son and his douchy hat for leverage in life.

Check your inbox, ****ot

bo wants to give rambo the sexx...good ol" bucks county love! :roll: 

8 hours ago, BFit said:

How can you tell if you ate bad mozzarella? Smelled like feet when I took it out of the bag. Tasted alright though.....

You'll know in about 12 hours.... which would be now.

Well that sucked to get out of bed today. 

Waking up and reading the previous 3 pages was entertaining.  So thank you for your sacrifice. 

10 hours ago, BFit said:

How can you tell if you ate bad mozzarella? Smelled like feet when I took it out of the bag. Tasted alright though.....

Mozzarella barely has a smell fresh. Do not eat. If you bought it off the shelf and it reeks, go ....screw it, bon appetit. Means I'll be 6' closer in line tomorrow when buying Marlboros.

1 hour ago, Dawkins 20 said:

Well that sucked to get out of bed today. 

Feel like a zombie.

I almost passed out on the couch last night trying to watch the end of beerfest......

4 hours ago, mr_hunt said:

bo wants to give rambo the sexx...good ol" bucks county love! :roll: 

You are so jelly, bruh.

1 hour ago, BFit said:

I almost passed out on the couch last night trying to watch the end of beerfest......

I did pass out on the couch last night with the oven on 350.  I was going to warm up a cheesesteak that my son didn’t eat Friday night.  Thank God I passed out before I put the cheesesteak in the oven. :roll:

F it.  It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

 

 

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15 minutes ago, bobeph said:

F it.  It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

 

 

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Live a tad bit, i,'m shopping Walmart a couple shots of Dobel tequila (5 stars) in. Only few drops left, switching to Milagro (3 stars only because it has vanilla & better for mixing than sipping) 😞

1 hour ago, bobeph said:

F it.  It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

 

 

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Word. Beers and jerk chicken on the tailgate grill

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21 minutes ago, BFit said:

Word. Beers and jerk chicken on the tailgate grill

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Those little Webers are awesome.  Little bo is going to a grad party after work.  So It’s me for dinner.  What time should I be over?

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15 minutes ago, bobeph said:

Those little Webers are awesome.  Little bo is going to a grad party after work.  So It’s me for dinner.  What time should I be over?

Better hurry, only 2 left

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9 minutes ago, bobeph said:

First summer since 2008 that little bo didn’t play baseball.  So ukn’ weird.  This was a good article from last summer.  Yeah, I’m cool if you know my kid’s name now.  He’s 19 and could most likely kick all of your a**es in.  He’s 6’2” and 187.  All muscle, unlike me.  Whatevs.  Kid will uk your day up.

 

 

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My bad.  Wrong thread at first :roll:

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