4 hours ago, The_Omega said:

Don't believe anyone who tells you that having a colonoscopy won't be one of the most enjoyable experiences of your life.  Wait....I meant to say do believe them.  Do believe them, because they're telling you the God's honest truth.

the prep is my favorite part 😐

40 minutes ago, Agent23 said:

You’re the one that was discussing chargers, and not the cables. I just pointed out your mistake! 

Ones a power supply, ones a cable, all together it makes a charger.....

44 minutes ago, Agent23 said:

The Apple one in the 11 Pro I bought 15 months ago was an 18W charger if I’m not mistaken. It’s 3-4x faster than the ice cube one that was packaged for the first decade of the phone and higher charging wattage than the bigger flip-up tongs one the iPads have always shipped with 

iPhone chargers have had USB-A connectors and the 11 a year ago uses a USB-C. So their chargers work with all the non Apple usb-charging products on the planet! 

The new Samsung ones are 25w. It'll charge my phone from just about dead to 100 in about 50 minutes

1 hour ago, NCTANK said:

the prep is my favorite part 😐

I never knew that my a-hole could pee so far.

4 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

I never knew that my a-hole could pee so far.

You've never drank 4 cases of lionshead in 2.5 days,while only eating pizza and wings.....

2 minutes ago, The_Omega said:

I never knew that my a-hole could pee so far.

Was this your 1st time?   The prep is the worst part.  I never felt a thing during or after.  I like that you get results right then , and when you’re done you can eat whatever you want.    I go back in 2024-the 5 yr plan is doable. 

36 minutes ago, DiPros said:

Was this your 1st time?   The prep is the worst part.  I never felt a thing during or after.  I like that you get results right then , and when you’re done you can eat whatever you want.    I go back in 2024-the 5 yr plan is doable. 

1st time. 1st time being sedated, too.  

1 hour ago, BFit said:

You've never drank 4 cases of lionshead in 2.5 days,while only eating pizza and wings.....

Lionshead!  

I'm suprised you didn't die drinking that sh!I beer.  I drank a six one time and had a hang over for 2 days.

"Fun" fact:  On 9/10/2001, George Carlin recorded an album called "I kind of like it when a lot of people die"

 

The next day they destroyed the video.

6 minutes ago, paco said:

"Fun" fact:  On 9/10/2001, George Carlin recorded an album called "I kind of like it when a lot of people die"

 

The next day they destroyed the video.

but meanwhile, hell to pay if you suggest there may be a cry to destroy a statue. 

my new employee is an interrupter/sentence finisher...usually finishing them incorrectly. would a throat punch get me fired. yeah, i'm certain it would. 

3 hours ago, mr_hunt said:

my new employee is an interrupter/sentence finisher...usually finishing them incorrectly. would a throat punch get me fired. yeah, i'm certain it would. 

Is she the hottie you posted?  I'll bet it's the hottie you posted.

Yeah as really a person would do just that. Inerrupt and sentence finisher indeed!

Happy birthday @binkybink77!  Have a wonderful day!

Happy Birthday @binkybink77!  Enjoy the last year of your 20's!!

Thanks guys  

On 12/9/2020 at 6:02 PM, Redden said:

Is she the hottie you posted?  I'll bet it's the hottie you posted.

nah...I couldn't hire her. our office wouldn't get any work done. 

1 hour ago, mr_hunt said:

nah...I couldn't hire her. our office wouldn't get any work done. 

 

Mrs HE said to take our older son to TJ Maxx and let him pick her a Christmas present. 

Nothing says Christmas, or I love you,, like a 3 role toilet paper tower. 

Of course he had to give this to her as soon as she got home from work tonight.  A gift this good shouldn't have to wait till Christmas. 

10 hours ago, HazletonEagle said:

Mrs HE said to take our older son to TJ Maxx and let him pick her a Christmas present. 

Nothing says Christmas, or I love you,, like a 3 role toilet paper tower. 

Of course he had to give this to her as soon as she got home from work tonight.  A gift this good shouldn't have to wait till Christmas. 

it's like the gift of the magi, now you just need to find toilet paper.

Does anyone ever fall for the "calling about your vehicle's extended warranty" scam?  We literally get this phone call every friggin day.  Most people don't even fall for this at the dealership much less from a cold call.  WHERE ARE THESE a-holes EVEN CALLING FROM?  Like literally the voice recording is always the same voice.  I wanna fight this bish.

6 minutes ago, binkybink77 said:

Does anyone ever fall for the "calling about your vehicle's extended warranty" scam?  We literally get this phone call every friggin day.  Most people don't even fall for this at the dealership much less from a cold call.  WHERE ARE THESE a-holes EVEN CALLING FROM?  Like literally the voice recording is always the same voice.  I wanna fight this bish.

my daily call list to blocked numbers sounds like we didn't start the fire verse:

British Co-lum-bia, somewhere in swampy Georg-ia, Ne-braksa, Alaska, New York, and Guam
Wisconsin, British  Beatle mania,  and Hawaii with an I.

1 minute ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

my daily call list to blocked numbers sounds like we didn't start the fire verse:

British Co-lum-bia, somewhere in swampy Georg-ia, Ne-braksa, Alaska, New York, and Guam
Wisconsin, British  Beatle mania,  and Hawaii with an I.

Yes I always block them too!  The one I just received came from an unknown number.. sneaky Fers.  The only reason I even answer is because we are always waiting to hear from our agency or adoption consultants so I'm always afraid if I don't answer that will be the time a call is coming in for that.

Just now, binkybink77 said:

Yes I always block them too!  The one I just received came from an unknown number.. sneaky Fers.  The only reason I even answer is because we are always waiting to hear from our agency or adoption consultants so I'm always afraid if I don't answer that will be the time a call is coming in for that.

same here, i have after hours phone for  my dispatching. calls could be any multiple of places in Texas, any number of  area codes. 

19 hours ago, binkybink77 said:

Does anyone ever fall for the "calling about your vehicle's extended warranty" scam?  We literally get this phone call every friggin day.  Most people don't even fall for this at the dealership much less from a cold call.  WHERE ARE THESE a-holes EVEN CALLING FROM?  Like literally the voice recording is always the same voice.  I wanna fight this bish.

My wife gets these calls. She doesn't own a car or have a license.