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32 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

My wife gets these calls. She doesn't own a car or have a license. 

are you a gypsy or a mormon. you know you can put  a parental lock on your wife's phone. 

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57 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

are you a gypsy or a mormon. you know you can put  a parental lock on your wife's phone. 

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44 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

Amish

then what is she doing with an englishman's phone ??

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56 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

then what is she doing with an englishman's phone ??

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Secret agent. Shhhhhh don’t tell anyone 

I learned two things today.

1) That Mississauga, Ontario, Canada exists.

2) The buildings there look like crushed beer cans after a hoser chugged them.

 

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That was the design aesthetic they were going for, right @Dawkins 20 ?

3 minutes ago, paco said:

I learned two things today.

1) That Mississauga, Ontario, Canada exists.

2) The buildings there look like crushed beer cans after a hoser chugged them.

 

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That was the design aesthetic they were going for, right @Dawkins 20 ?

BUT LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE, SIR !

2 minutes ago, paco said:

I learned two things today.

1) That Mississauga, Ontario, Canada exists.

2) The buildings there look like crushed beer cans after a hoser chugged them.

 

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That was the design aesthetic they were going for, right @Dawkins 20 ?

Mississauga is one of the largest suburban cities in North America by population. I have family there!

Those buildings were always referred to as the "Marilyn Monroe" buildings when they were built because of the curves. No idea if they also dated Joe DiMaggio.

1 minute ago, Dawkins 20 said:

Mississauga is one of the largest suburban cities in North America by population. I have family there!

Those buildings were always referred to as the "Marilyn Monroe" buildings when they were built because of the curves. No idea if they also dated Joe DiMaggio.

Its also, apparently, one of the safest cities out there.  Probably because its full of Canadians.  

5 minutes ago, paco said:

Its also, apparently, one of the safest cities out there.  Probably because its full of Canadians.  

What Wikipedia rabbit hole did you stumble down to land on Mississauga? :lol:

6 minutes ago, Dawkins 20 said:

What Wikipedia rabbit hole did you stumble down to land on Mississauga? :lol:

While a good guess, its because I'm trying to figure out where the hell my lush order is.  Shipping label was made Saturday and it FINALLY got picked up by Fed Ex in Mississauga today.  You people are slow!

3 minutes ago, paco said:

While a good guess, its because I'm trying to figure out where the hell my lush order is.  Shipping label was made Saturday and it FINALLY got picked up by Fed Ex in Mississauga today.  You people are slow!

Man, I just had a FedEx package sitting there for a few days too:

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Figure it out, Mississauga!

I have a couple USPS packages that have been 'in transit' from California since Dec 1 and Dec 6.

:thumbdown:

Fed-Ex has been marginally better...  but they still get a :thumbdown: from me.

 

 

Fed Ex was given the Western half of the USA to ship vaccine.

UPS was given the Eastern half.   Not sure but possibly the Mississippi splits it?

USPS which shipped Monday just arrived with Schmoopies gift.

 

Fed Ex is watching hockey or something and hasn't moved.

10 minutes ago, paco said:

Fed Ex is watching hockey or something and hasn't moved.

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I'm usually pretty good about avoiding snacks during the day, but the annual tin of these arrives in the mail

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and I'm powerless against them.  Damn the thoughtful person who sends these to us every year.

Christmas Trivia:

What activity puts 15,000 Americans in the hospital every holiday season?

I just won a free cookie for answering this correctly at a small grocery store :lol: 

4 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

Christmas Trivia:

What activity puts 15,000 Americans in the hospital every holiday season?

I just won a free cookie for answering this correctly at a small grocery store :lol: 

I'm going to go with hanging christmas lights

 

Back up guess:  Drinking egg nog that has salmonella.  

Just now, paco said:

I'm going to go with hanging christmas lights

That is correct.  I just pictured Clark hanging off the gutters :lol: 

1 minute ago, mikemack8 said:

That is correct.  I just pictured Clark hanging off the gutters :lol: 

Last few years I was using a paint roller on an extended handle used for painting ceilings while balancing on a ladder to try to get the lights to the top of my tree.

 

This year I used a 24' telescoping pole for my power washer, no ladders.  Killed my back but didn't almost fall off a ladder half a dozen times.  That's the way I'm doing it going forward.

When the girl at the register asked me if it was just a lucky guess or if it had happened to me, I told her that I thought of Christmas Vacation.  She had never seen it <_<

1 hour ago, mikemack8 said:

When the girl at the register asked me if it was just a lucky guess or if it had happened to me, I told her that I thought of Christmas Vacation.  She had never seen it <_<

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11 minutes ago, hputenis said:

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She was pretty young - I wasn’t surprised 

54 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

She was pretty young - I wasn’t surprised 

Pics!!!!!

6 hours ago, B3 said:

I have a couple USPS packages that have been 'in transit' from California since Dec 1 and Dec 6.

:thumbdown:

Fed-Ex has been marginally better...  but they still get a :thumbdown: from me.

 

 

Nope got you beat - USPS that hasn’t moved since 11/21 

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