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3 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Gun to your head. Helicopter or have Lynched drop you off in the morning on his way to work?

Helicopter. You think I'm getting into a small, confined space with that cretin?

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47 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

That's a red line for me. You couldn't pay me enough to get on one of those and go out like Kobe.

Yeah rich people who die on helping crashes typically do so because they pressure the pilot into taking the flight. 
 

If your pilot says "hey we probably shouldn’t fly today”, then take a car. Otherwise the helo ride is safer than the car. 

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We don't have to prove our innocence in court, but we're going to have to prove it every time we want to start our car?  F that.

1 hour ago, Bill said:

Yeah rich people who die on helping crashes typically do so because they pressure the pilot into taking the flight. 
 

If your pilot says "hey we probably shouldn’t fly today”, then take a car. Otherwise the helo ride is safer than the car. 

I like flying in helicopters more than Commercial or private planes.  Best way to get around quickly for short hops, where a flight can get you there in minutes what would take an hour by car. Whats really nice, they usually get in and out of airports quicker than regular flights.   

4 hours ago, Boogyman said:

Some people ( @lynched1 ) are way too cool to call an Uber. 

Yeah, 2 is my max if driving. I mostly drink heavy at home anyway (football, by the pool, etc). My wife is a one drink person when she is out so if we are together she pretty much will always drive home and I'll have a few extra.

I own your stupid ***.

Just know this. I am not paying for the renovations while I'm living in that fat head of yours.

😂😂😂

2 hours ago, vikas83 said:

Helicopter. You think I'm getting into a small, confined space with that cretin?

You're both assuming that getting into my car is a valid option. I assure you it's not.

6 minutes ago, lynched1 said:

You're both assuming that getting into my car is a valid option. I assure you it's not.

I am really happy to see you keeping the caricature up! 

10 minutes ago, lynched1 said:

I own your stupid ***.

Just know this. I am not paying for the renovations while I'm living in that fat head of yours.

😂😂😂

Someone is hitting the bottle early lol. Slow down Happy Pants, it's only Tuesday! 

2 hours ago, lynched1 said:

You're both assuming that getting into my car is a valid option. I assure you it's not.

Your broke arse doesn’t own a car. Yeah. I should have realized that. 

7 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

hell I'm not even in a particularly rural area and they're hard to come by. if I want to have date night with the wife with unconstrained drinking I need to spend about $30 each way to go 10 miles. 

Still 10k cheaper than a dui

6 hours ago, binkybink77 said:

Also, Ubers are often gross and smelly.. you really need to not be so poor that you can afford a personal driver in a luxury vehicle with a partition so you don't have to talk to him. 

Paco just does that to try and get the sehx in the car…

like we all do

20 minutes ago, ToastJenkins said:

Still 10k cheaper than a dui

Absolutely. What sucks is if we get a date night during the week there's no confidence an Uber will be available to pick us up. 

3 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Absolutely. What sucks is if we get a date night during the week there's no confidence an Uber will be available to pick us up. 

I mean it's not really a problem. If it's date night (man I'm glad my wife and I never decided to do that) and you both want to get F'ed up, stay home.

1 minute ago, Boogyman said:

I mean it's not really a problem. If it's date night (man I'm glad my wife and I never decided to do that) and you both want to get F'ed up, stay home.

But that's where the kids are. 

55 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

Your broke arse doesn’t own a car. Yeah. I should have realized that. 

Got three. Technically one's a truck.

I wouldn't concider myself anywhere near broke but the one does have an unhealthy attachment to my wallet

8 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Absolutely. What sucks is if we get a date night during the week there's no confidence an Uber will be available to pick us up. 

She dodges a bullet there

46 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Absolutely. What sucks is if we get a date night during the week there's no confidence an Uber will be available to pick us up. 

Set up a black car with a limo company. 

11 hours ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

But that's where the kids are. 

Ages? What time do they normally go to bed during the week?

 

 

Yeah, I'm sure this won't have any negative repercussions at all. It's a cult, folks. The dumbest one on the planet. 

6 minutes ago, Kz! said:

Yeah, I'm sure this won't have any negative repercussions at all. It's a cult, folks. The dumbest one on the planet. 

 

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1 hour ago, Jsvand12 said:

 

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that 's lamer than seeing a pic of a grown man posing with adam west at comic-con. 

Is it.. wearing flip flops?  :roll:  

Bwhahaha epic.

Soon sleepy Joe will be the leader in the same category 

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this lady?

Completely unsurprising that she's the least popular VP in the nation's history. She's got to be the most unnatural, fake person that's ever held political office. :lol: 

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