26 minutes ago, paco said:

Dude would have met Jesus. 

 

Hell, if someone looks at baby girl and doesn't melt I want to pop them.  But that's more of a me issue

5 hours ago, NOTW said:

 

 

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-priest-slap-baby-baptism-jacques-lacroix-retires-suspended-a8413566.html

Back in 2018. He was forced to retire

8 hours ago, NOTW said:

 

 

 

 

8 hours ago, paco said:

Holy s***, that dad had restraint

 

8 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

Yeah - that would have been that MF'ers last baptism if that was my kid 

The slap was nothing. He tried to drown the kid later. 

13 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

 

 

The slap was nothing. He tried to drown the kid later. 

I had to read that article because I sort of believed you. 

59 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

 

 

The slap was nothing. He tried to drown the kid later. 

 

45 minutes ago, paco said:

I had to read that article because I sort of believed you. 

Then there's this

 

 

18 minutes ago, paco said:

 

20 hours ago, VanHammersly said:

I be beating up priests all the time.

This you? 

 

 

A Russian tour bus was entering Ukraine, when the border agent asked:

Agent, "Name?”.

Russian, "Ivan Josevich”.

Agent: "City of residence?”.

Russian: "Moscow.”.

Agent: "Occupation?”.

Russian: "No, just visiting.”.

1 hour ago, paco said:

Wait, is the top right one actually Lamar or Samuel L Jackson?  

21 hours ago, VanHammersly said:

I be beating up priests all the time.

A day later and I'm still laughing.   Underrated comment.

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

A day later and I'm still laughing.   Underrated comment.

There was a lot of certainty that people would've been laying out priests in the comments above mine.  I mean, obviously I'd be pissed too but I'm not sure if I could bring myself to beat the sheet out of (and potentially kill?) a 90 year old priest.

1 hour ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Wait, is the top right one actually Lamar or Samuel L Jackson?  

Is the bottom right a celebrity?

18 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

Is the bottom right a celebrity?

That’s Brock Purdy

18 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

Is the bottom right a celebrity?

Not that I recognize, but it's creepy how much it looks like Purdy