May 29, 20205 yr On 5/14/2020 at 11:57 AM, paco said: Lost me at "Or we could go to Brigantine. They don't have a boardwalk but they have that good Amoroso bread". All shore towns has Amoroso bread. Brig is known for.... you know what. It's known for nothing. Stay off my island, shoobie. Greenheads, Paco. Brigantine is known for greenhead flies. Major swarms of pick you up and carry you away type ish. Those things have TEETH. Ever play a round of golf at the North End golf links? No, of course not. Your body would be found the next morning missing 90% of it's flesh. I worked outside as a Building Contractor on that island for years and have the scars to prove it. We're talking disfigurement here. Embarrassed to go out in public type scars. Blood transfusions needed every day after work ( usually administered at the Barefoot Pub...). Greenheads have been designated the "Official Bird of Brigantine" and have their own Stamp and Political Party. They plan co-ordinated attacks and have been known to carry off small children and pets. Efforts to eradicate them have resulted in mutant strains, bigger, faster and more bloodthirsty. Brigantine should be declared a Disaster Area and cordoned off, then nuked from orbit. Twice. It's the only way to be sure. Murder Wasp my a**. Fear the Greenhead!
May 29, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, Doc S. said: Greenheads, Paco. Brigantine is known for greenhead flies. Major swarms of pick you up and carry you away type ish. Those things have TEETH. Ever play a round of golf at the North End golf links? No, of course not. Your body would be found the next morning missing 90% of it's flesh. I worked outside as a Building Contractor on that island for years and have the scars to prove it. We're talking disfigurement here. Embarrassed to go out in public type scars. Blood transfusions needed every day after work ( usually administered at the Barefoot Pub...). Greenheads have been designated the "Official Bird of Brigantine" and have their own Stamp and Political Party. They plan co-ordinated attacks and have been known to carry off small children and pets. Efforts to eradicate them have resulted in mutant strains, bigger, faster and more bloodthirsty. Brigantine should be declared a Disaster Area and cordoned off, then nuked from orbit. Twice. It's the only way to be sure. Murder Wasp my a**. Fear the Greenhead! Greenheads scared me for life back when I was a kid and going to Sea Isle City. To this day, I'm traumatized by them. Luckily, they are mostly on the north end of the beach which is closer to the bay and our condo is on the south end. Since we bought our place in 2018 I've been bitten once.
May 29, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, paco said: Greenheads scared me for life back when I was a kid and going to Sea Isle City. To this day, I'm traumatized by them. Luckily, they are mostly on the north end of the beach which is closer to the bay and our condo is on the south end. Since we bought our place in 2018 I've been bitten once. @probably needed a tetanus shot and IV antibiotics, amirite????
May 29, 20205 yr Just now, Doc S. said: @probably needed a tetanus shot and IV antibiotics, amirite???? Doctors had to amputate the arm. Funny you said that, I actually got a tetanus shot this past Tuesday
May 29, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, paco said: Doctors had to amputate the arm. Funny you said that, I actually got a tetanus shot this past Tuesday Planning on going back then, eh?
May 29, 20205 yr 13 minutes ago, bobeph said: You a-hole! I just came in to post this one. And I just came in your Mom's a-hole, go cry in TATE!
May 29, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, NOTW said: And I just came in your Mom's a-hole, go cry in TATE! You mutha uka!!!
May 29, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, NOTW said: And I just came in your Mom's a-hole, go cry in TATE! Did you have a dump truck full of flour and a satellite photo to help you find it?
May 29, 20205 yr 19 minutes ago, greend said: Did you have a dump truck full of flour and a satellite photo to help you find it? No she was stuck like Winnie the Pooh reaching into her fridge to find the last mozarella stick that fell in the back.
May 29, 20205 yr 33 minutes ago, NOTW said: No she was stuck like Winnie the Pooh reaching into her fridge to find the last mozarella stick that fell in the back. I call BS on that. There is never a time when a mozzarella stick get's lost at an eph's house.
May 29, 20205 yr 43 minutes ago, NOTW said: No she was stuck like Winnie the Pooh reaching into her fridge to find the last mozarella stick that fell in the back. Stuck in the fridge porn. You're such a Brazzer.
May 29, 20205 yr 15 minutes ago, PoconoDon said: Stuck in the fridge porn. You're such a Brazzer. In quarantine, the fridge is the new glory hole.
May 29, 20205 yr 46 minutes ago, greend said: I call BS on that. There is never a time when a mozzarella stick get's lost at an eph's house.
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