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10 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

 

You ok? 

:lol: whoops.  

 

 

(Like them both, fart face)

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59 minutes ago, paco said:

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Got pulled over one time, cop smelled my friends who were all drunk.  He asked me to step out of the car.  He saw I was wearing shorts in February, so he figured that I was drunk or high.  He asks for my ID, takes a look at the ID, then looks at me and says "Oh, that’s just how you look.”

2 minutes ago, RPeeteRules said:

Got pulled over one time, cop smelled my friends who were all drunk.  He asked me to step out of the car.  He saw I was wearing shorts in February, so he figured that I was drunk or high.  He asks for my ID, takes a look at the ID, then looks at me and says "Oh, that’s just how you look.”

 

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6 hours ago, EagleJoe8 said:

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why do they call it emotional baggage?  shouldn't it be a griefcase?  

 

 

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23 hours ago, paco said:

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23 hours ago, paco said:

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With this blacking out I'm not believing this negative test

23 hours ago, paco said:

:lol: whoops.  

 

 

(Like them both, fart face)

Now you're trying to sell fake EMB points for crack?

14 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

 

With this blacking out I'm not believing this negative test

There may or may not be an olive green plastic container that says "Terrapin Flower" on my office desk right now :unsure: 

 

(TBF, my office is a mess and I haven't put it away in its proper spot yet)

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1 minute ago, paco said:

There may or may not be an olive green plastic container that says "Terrapin Flower" on my office desk right now :unsure: 

Had three days of late night coding this week, so I'll be hitting the flower early.

Scored a PS5 that's coming next week so I gotta finish my 3rd horizon zero dawn playthrough to get ready for forbidden west..

Coming up Milhouse in the Snow household this week. 

1 minute ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

Had three days of late night coding this week, so I'll be hitting the flower early.

I'm trying to architect a transformative solution for a client who doesn't even have basic architecture diagrams, let alone a proper data model to share.  This s*** is necessary

 

(Oh, you'll love this.  They have a "datalake".  Mind you, it doesn't store data, its a small suite of custom applications that they called a data lake for.... reasons?)

6 minutes ago, paco said:

I'm trying to architect a transformative solution for a client who doesn't even have basic architecture diagrams, let alone a proper data model to share.  This s*** is necessary

 

(Oh, you'll love this.  They have a "datalake".  Mind you, it doesn't store data, its a small suite of custom applications that they called a data lake for.... reasons?)

The jargon in our industry really is the best.

"What do we call this mess of technology sprawl over here?"

"Uhh.... Full stack?"

"What about this occasionally referential data spread across 3 generations of RDBMS's, mongo, and for some reason a Spanner instance containing critical data a former employee spun up before leaving?"

"... Horizontally scaled data lake?"

5 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

The jargon in our industry really is the best.

"What do we call this mess of technology sprawl over here?"

"Uhh.... Full stack?"

"What about this occasionally referential data spread across 3 generations of RDBMS's, mongo, and for some reason a Spanner instance containing critical data a former employee spun up before leaving?"

"... Horizontally scaled data lake?"

Today I spent 10 minutes debating the definition of a microservice.

Just now, paco said:

Today I spent 10 minutes debating the definition of a microservice.

It's like, a small service right?

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