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44 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

Well yeah, the walk there is 6 minutes. For some reason the walk back is 2 hours.

Remember that episode of the Simpsons when Homer ate some super hot chili and ended up tripping?   I imagine the scenario you laid out would end up like that.

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6 hours ago, Toastrel said:

We all know an idiot like this. There is at least one who posts in this forum.

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People boast about how many drinks they can hold "and still drive home without a problem."

It was "how drunk I'd get the night before and still show up for work on two hours sleep".

Get it right "Truck Stop Glory Hole". 🤣

5 hours ago, mr_hunt said:

 

That ad involved heavy coke usage.

3 minutes ago, lynched1 said:

It was "how drunk I'd get the night before and still show up for work on two hours sleep".

Get it right "Truck Stop Glory Hole". 🤣

 

On 10/14/2021 at 5:49 PM, lynched1 said:

I'm good. Even now I can make it to work still drunk from the night before and out work the kids. 

Not as easy as it used to be but the competition is weaker.

 

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9 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

 

 

What does he do again?

12 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

 

 

I said "I can". I never said I still do. At 16-25 piece of cake. At this point it's a 24 hour recovery period. 

Accuracy counts. That said I'm fine with the bantering. Carry on with it. It affords me the opportunity to use terms like "Truck Stop Glory Hole".

Trust me I can take it. It's well worth the price .

🤣🤣🤣

 

Just now, Paul852 said:

What does he do again?

Drink way too much? Other than that, probably not much.

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2 minutes ago, lynched1 said:

I said "I can". I never said I still do. At 16-25 piece of cake. At this point it's a 24 hour recovery period. 

 

Sounds like BS to me, Roscoe.

2 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Sounds like BS to me, Roscoe.

Let's point out the first important point. It doesn't matter what it sounds like.

Second important point. You posted my quote. It says what it says. The rest is on you. 

Third point. I'm good with it either way. I'm getting what I want out of the deal as well.

🤫

1 minute ago, lynched1 said:

Let's point out the first important point. It doesn't matter what it sounds like.

Second important point. You posted my quote. It says what it says. The rest is on you. 

Third point. I'm good with it either way. I'm getting what I want out of the deal as well.

🤫

:rolleyes:

12 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

:rolleyes:

🤣

Edit: You had your opportunity. 🤷

 

15 minutes ago, lynched1 said:

Mumble mumble mumble

Cool!

He's completely 100% full of ish. First he tried to play it off like he said he was just tired, not actually still drunk. Then when that was proven wrong, he pivots to "well all I said was that I'm capable of climbing behind the wheel while plastered, not that I actually do it!" 

What an actual real life loser.

42 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

He's completely 100% full of ish. First he tried to play it off like he said he was just tired, not actually still drunk. Then when that was proven wrong, he pivots to "well all I said was that I'm capable of climbing behind the wheel while plastered, not that I actually do it!" 

What an actual real life loser.

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Just now, 20dawk4life said:

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I'm crying like a b**ch because I'm calling out a self-admitted drunk driver?

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

I'm crying like a b**ch because I'm calling out a self-admitted drunk driver?

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Everyone calls out lynched daily for being a lowlife. So I guess we're all crying? I don't know, sounds like maybe you're taking what I'm saying to lynched a bit too personally? 

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

Everyone calls out lynched daily for being a lowlife. So I guess we're all crying? I don't know, sounds like maybe you're taking what I'm saying to lynched a bit too personally? 

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Going to bat for self-admitted drunk drivers is definitely a good look.

1 hour ago, we_gotta_believe said:

He's completely 100% full of ish. First he tried to play it off like he said he was just tired, not actually still drunk. Then when that was proven wrong, he pivots to "well all I said was that I'm capable of climbing behind the wheel while plastered, not that I actually do it!" 

What an actual real life loser.

I've actually done it you dumb*** just not at this point in my life. The actual quote is there. Read it. 

You want to add to it feel free to. Its not like a fat pig hacking around on the internet can affect anything on this side of the screen. Towel off under those rolls. Crack those pudgy sausage fingers of yours and let it rip. You got an audience. Show us who's boss. 🤣

 

 

11 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Going to bat for self-admitted drunk drivers is definitely a good look.

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13 minutes ago, lynched1 said:

I've actually done it you dumb*** just not at this point in my life. The actual quote is there. Read it. 

You want to add to it feel free to. Its not like a fat pig hacking around on the internet can affect anything on this side of the screen. Towel off under those rolls. Crack those pudgy sausage fingers of yours and let it rip. You got an audience. Show us who's boss. 🤣

 

 

:roll: the tiny arm and hand jokes are definitely getting to him

1 minute ago, we_gotta_believe said:

:roll: the tiny arm and hand jokes are definitely getting to him

Nope. They have done everything required and more in this life.

You're straining harder than your belt. 😆

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