Just now, bobeph said:

 That’s awesome!  She was great at those tailgates.  Poor lady was literally like the mom helping some of these drunken aholes, setting out food, cleaning up, asking people if they ate enough, etc..  Blessed that I ever met her.

She would have like one drink a year at Christmastime or New Years to relax after a busy season, hosting dinners, etc.  

She loved the Eagles and was serious about it.  She didn't like Super Bowl parties because too many people talk during the game she wants to watch.  The Christmas after my wedding my wife and I visited my parents in NC.  There were other Philly transplants in their town that came over to watch the Eagles games.  Food, drinks, the whole deal.  My wife's family isn't into sports.  So she saw everyone in Eagles gear, my Mom's little shrine to McNabb with bobblehead and other stuff.  When the Eagles score a TD she and a neighbor lady get up and do the E-A-G-L-E-S chant and go nuts.  My wife was like this is crazy.  She was more into it than anyone, yelling at the screen at the refs and everything.

3 minutes ago, NOTW said:

She would have like one drink a year at Christmastime or New Years to relax after a busy season, hosting dinners, etc.  

She loved the Eagles and was serious about it.  She didn't like Super Bowl parties because too many people talk during the game she wants to watch.  The Christmas after my wedding my wife and I visited my parents in NC.  There were other Philly transplants in their town that came over to watch the Eagles games.  Food, drinks, the whole deal.  My wife's family isn't into sports.  So she saw everyone in Eagles gear, my Mom's little shrine to McNabb with bobblehead and other stuff.  When the Eagles score a TD she and a neighbor lady get up and do the E-A-G-L-E-S chant and go nuts.  My wife was like this is crazy.  She was more into it than anyone, yelling at the screen at the refs and everything.

 Yeah, she was legit.  People in NC had no clue.  Lol

5 hours ago, mikemack8 said:

I once got an application and for the employment history section, the dude literally wrote N/A in giant letters overtop of the entire page.   I might even still have it 

I was a rater for a performance test(s) for a city job.  One of the tests was to navigate a wheel barrel full of sand bags through a little slalom course.  Dude was drunk and crashed the wheel barrel and fell on the ground pretty hard.   You have no idea how much restraint i had not fall down laughing 

I laughed too hard at this

15 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

I laughed too hard at this

That made me think of the ending of Portal.

22 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

I laughed too hard at this

Home Alone was the first movie that popped into my head