1 hour ago, Mike030270 said:

 

lol this is awesome. 

True story: Back when I was in college (and boxing), my friends and I were at the Wawa in Sea Isle one summer night after the bars let out. I'm just minding my business getting my food, one of my friends (who was drunk) was being silly, chatting it up with the cashier, using the stamp to stamp other people's slips as they paid for their sandwiches. Harmless, but loud and certainly bringing attention to himself.   Finally, his sandwich is ready and his number is called, and he's like, "oh yeah, number 10 that's me!".  And this other guy in the store goes, "Hey number 10!  You're a f---ot!"  And then my friend points to me and says, "oh I'm sorry.  I guess you forgot that my friend over here is a boxer!".  Meanwhile, I'm mid-chew of eating my hot dog, I just look up like, "what?"   We get my friend out of there without incident, but I was soooo pissed. I'm like, I'm not your little personal bodyguard for you to go start sh-t with people.