4 minutes ago, CaliEagle said:

Howie's going to call radio stations and request Coldplay's "Fix You" to Carson.  

Carson calls back and requests no scrubs dedicated to the front office and wide receivers 

2 minutes ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Carson calls back and requests no scrubs dedicated to the front office and wide receivers 

Or Dire Straits "Money for Nuthin"

5 minutes ago, CaliEagle said:

Honestly, if Carson won't speak with Howie without Ertz acting as a go between, then they need to get rid of both Howie and Carson. That is so juvenile it is ridiculous.

Seeing as how the past few reports about Wentz were false I think we can expect this one to be false as well

Just now, Mike030270 said:

Seeing as how the past few reports about Wentz were false I think we can expect this one to be false as well

Maybe. But, sometimes these guys egos get in the way. Howie has an ego. It's pretty obvious.  

20 minutes ago, LeanMeanGM said:

Lolololol what is this middle school? Is Howies next move to pass Carson a note? 
 

Middle school?  I was giving those to the ladies at the nightclubs in my 20s

😂

4 minutes ago, CaliEagle said:

Or Dire Straits "Money for Nuthin"

Aretha Franklin respect 

zach watch is gonna start. I saw Zach on a zoom call with wentz. The new fitz in the airport. 

Any chance if we sign Zach back his wife comes on for free to kick field goals?

1 minute ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

Aretha Franklin respect 

zach watch is gonna start. I saw Zach on a zoom call with wentz. The new fitz in the airport. 

Zach is "The Bridge over Troubled Waters"

30 minutes ago, metal said:

Interesting development here between the FO and Carson.

The way this is phrased suggests that the conversation could've just been a simple

 

33 minutes ago, metal said:

Interesting development here between the FO and Carson.

It's maybe interesting. Could have just been a simple question ("What's going on with Carson right now?", etc.) and not a big deal.

The larger story is why this was reported at all. Who TF leaked this? This organization is a mess.

40 minutes ago, metal said:

Interesting development here between the FO and Carson.

This makes me sicker than the 4th quarter of the WFT game. Can't be true unless Howie is more interested in drama than winning

43 minutes ago, metal said:

Interesting development here between the FO and Carson.

 Ertz- they guy who they havent been able to come to terms with for about 2 years now. The guy who sat on the filed soaking it all in because he has played his last game as an eagle (somewhat unwantingly, despite his greed and slfishness). The guy who reportedly was in a shouting match with Howie in front of the whole team, because the negotiations got personal.

This is who Howie approaches to ask how to make things work.... with some other player.

 

This cant be true, or some of the previous Ertz stories cant be true. Something has to be made up because all of these things together make no sense. 

So far, most of the "Stories" have been of the

You have many contacts among the lumberjacks
To get you facts when someone attacks your imagination

sort.

2 minutes ago, HazletonEagle said:

 Ertz- they guy who they havent been able to come to terms with for about 2 years now. The guy who sat on the filed soaking it all in because he has played his last game as an eagle (somewhat unwantingly, despite his greed and slfishness). The guy who reportedly was in a shouting match with Howie in front of the whole team, because the negotiations got personal.

This is who Howie approaches to ask how to make things work.... with some other player.

 

This cant be true, or some of the previous Ertz stories cant be true. Something has to be made up because all of these things together make no sense. 

I would like to thank the Eagles for keeping us unified, angry, and focused on football right now.

See, Lurie and Howie really do care about us.  

3 minutes ago, 4for4EaglesNest said:

Wow.  Did he pass him a note in study hall to take to Carson.  Was there two boxes?  Check one if you like me, check the other if he thinks he’s icky?   
 

If Lurie truly wants Wentz.  I thinks it’s clear what needs to happen.  And it would be the cure for all, right now at least.   Fire Doug and Howie.  

Fire them all and let the rest of the nfl determine which ones sucked and which ones got dragged down by the others.  
 

Start fresh.

4 hours ago, RLC said:

The Jets are taking a QB at #2 overall. 

You sound like it's a done deal.

If they were picking #1 and could get Lawrence then yeah it would make sense.  Are you sure they're sold on Fields or Wilson?  

11 minutes ago, 4for4EaglesNest said:

Wow.  Did he pass him a note in study hall to take to Carson.  Was there two boxes?  Check one if you like me, check the other if he thinks he’s icky?   
 

If Lurie truly wants Wentz.  I thinks it’s clear what needs to happen.  And it would be the cure for all, right now at least.   Fire Doug and Howie.  

Maybe Carson should ask someone how to help him play QB better.

This team is such a mess, that we should keep Howie/Doug, so we can properly bottom out in 2021 so we can fire both with a clean slate.
Just don't let them trade any future picks/restructure cap room. 

So on the mclane report, Geoff mosher on the inside the birds podcast today said he talked to a defensive player who played in the game. The player said if that happened on the sideline then they would have to show it to him because he didn’t see it. Nor was he upset that they made that move to bench hurts

11 minutes ago, 315Eagles said:

Maybe Carson should ask someone how to help him play QB better.

Well, that person is called a QB coach. In theory he has one.

1 hour ago, HazletonEagle said:

oh thats right. we just couldnt justify giving him another contract after that even though he was getting pretty good. 

He got new money too.  He played two years of the new contract, never got near that one year's production again, and was gone when Chip left.   And was never heard from again in the NFL.

Just now, 4for4EaglesNest said:

And 6 other offensive consultants.  

It’s kind of like trying to name all of snow white’s 7 dwarfs or all of Santa’s reindeer 

1 hour ago, metal said:

Interesting development here between the FO and Carson.

Dear Howie, 

I hear you are looking for ways to fix the relationship between the Eagles and Carson Wentz.  Let me make a few suggestions:

• Fire Doug.
• Resign yourself.
• Advise Jeff to do the following:
  • find a REAL offensive coach that has a plan.
  • find a REAL GM to find players that can play.
  • bring in REAL WRs to play with.
  • get the OL back in shape.

This is a start.

 

Good luck,
a concerned citizen

1 hour ago, Casey @ Bat said:

If there was a downhill event we would’ve been the favorites!

We're in a downhill event right now.   

1 hour ago, CaliEagle said:

So, now Howie is hiring Ertz as an offensive consultant as he's trying to trade him?  Say what?

You can't make this stuff up.

1 hour ago, e-a-g-l-e-s eagles! said:

I mean we can pay ertz whatever he wants as an offensive consultant/coach. He’s going to be a player/coach. Howie working around the cap strategically. 

Except that's against the rules.The Eagles tried that with Matt Nagy way back in the day.

Just now, Iggles_Phan said:

Except that's against the rules.The Eagles tried that with Matt Nagy way back in the day.

Damn. Back to the drawing board.