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1 hour ago, dawkins4prez said:

 

In other words, yes, I'm totally Trump's VEEP!

Or his wannabe sex slave.

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1 hour ago, dawkins4prez said:

 

Lake > MTG.

 

Why?  Lake just looks and sounds better under the name Trump and you nuts of you don't think that is crucial to Donald.  Taylor Greene?  MTG?  Takes too much attention off the TRUMP!

That's actually a solid point and just stupid enough to be a major factor for Trump.

7 minutes ago, Gannan said:

Total unquestioning loyalty. Will follow orders without hesitation, without question, without regard for the law or constitution. It will be the litmus test for everyone in his next administration. Which is why we wouldn't survive. 

This.  No way he'd chose someone for their religious piety anymore.  Religion leaves the door open to morals and morals are a problem when you're goal is to tear up the Constitution and declare yourself supreme leader.

7 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

This.  No way he'd chose someone for their religious piety anymore.  Religion leaves the door open to morals and morals are a problem when you're goal is to tear up the Constitution and declare yourself supreme leader.

Yeah it was great choice for his goal in 2016 of pulling off the upset.  His 2024 goal is straight up take power and never let go of it again.

7 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:

Yeah it was great choice for his goal in 2016 of pulling off the upset.  His 2024 goal is straight up take power and never let go of it again.

Right.  So it has to be someone legitimately in the cult.  And it probably has to be a woman.  So, that rules out most of the Republican Party.  And it has to be a very well known commodity, which rules out even more.  It's really just Lake, MTG, Boebert and I guess Ivanka but I'm not sure she'd take it.  I'm sure he'd be all about it becuase it would give him more opportunities to try and F her but she got her $2B reward and I think she'd rather stay out of the spotlight this time.

2 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Right.  So it has to be someone legitimately in the cult.  And it probably has to be a woman.  So, that rules out most of the Republican Party.  And it has to be a very well known commodity, which rules out even more.  It's really just Lake, MTG, Boebert and I guess Ivanka but I'm not sure she'd take it.  I'm sure he'd be all about it becuase it would give him more opportunities to try and F her but she got her $2B reward and I think she'd rather stay out of the spotlight this time.

I won't count out Nikki Haley.  If she plays the sick dog on Desantis and has a decent showing in the primaries she could get back in his graces.

Just now, dawkins4prez said:

I won't count out Nikki Haley.  If she plays the sick dog on Desantis and has a decent showing in the primaries she could get back in his graces.

I don't see it.  She's not a true believer.

2 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:

I won't count out Nikki Haley.  If she plays the sick dog on Desantis and has a decent showing in the primaries she could get back in his graces.

Oh, I forgot about Tulsi Gabbard.  She'd take it in a heartbeat and she's suficiently compromised by Russia, so she's got that going for her.  And it would give him a chance to crow about how it's a bipartisan move, even though she left the party.  Plus she's a Communist, so he'd like that.  And she's got an amazing body.  But I think he may have a problem with her close up.  Her complexion is rough.

1 hour ago, VanHammersly said:

Right.  So it has to be someone legitimately in the cult.  And it probably has to be a woman.  So, that rules out most of the Republican Party.  And it has to be a very well known commodity, which rules out even more.  It's really just Lake, MTG, Boebert and I guess Ivanka but I'm not sure she'd take it.  I'm sure he'd be all about it becuase it would give him more opportunities to try and F her but she got her $2B reward and I think she'd rather stay out of the spotlight this time.

It will be Lake.  As crazy as she is she isn't up to the level of the other two.  At least not on the surface.

Of course Boebert likely has some special micro peen sucking skills so she could win out AND of course MTG will surely accept the orange goo anywhere and often and probably will happily allow an arse pounding at a moment's notice.  It might come down to who can shovel a Big Mac in his mouth while chortling his droopy nuts and working his mushroom stump at the same time.

1 hour ago, VanHammersly said:

Oh, I forgot about Tulsi Gabbard.  She'd take it in a heartbeat and she's suficiently compromised by Russia, so she's got that going for her.  And it would give him a chance to crow about how it's a bipartisan move, even though she left the party.  Plus she's a Communist, so he'd like that.  And she's got an amazing body.  But I think he may have a problem with her close up.  Her complexion is rough.

That's a great call. She's totally a contender. 

19 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

It will be Lake.  As crazy as she is she isn't up to the level of the other two.  At least not on the surface.

Of course Boebert likely has some special micro peen sucking skills so she could win out AND of course MTG will surely accept the orange goo anywhere and often and probably will happily allow an arse pounding at a moment's notice.  It might come down to who can shovel a Big Mac in his mouth while chortling his droopy nuts and working his mushroom stump at the same time.

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This is the closest they can get, and this man will probably start getting new death threats for saying this.

5 hours ago, VanHammersly said:

Oh, I forgot about Tulsi Gabbard.  She'd take it in a heartbeat and she's suficiently compromised by Russia, so she's got that going for her.  And it would give him a chance to crow about how it's a bipartisan move, even though she left the party.  Plus she's a Communist, so he'd like that.  And she's got an amazing body.  But I think he may have a problem with her close up.  Her complexion is rough.

Agreed on the body but I could do without the Cruella Deville hair

9 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

 

This is the closest they can get, and this man will probably start getting new death threats for saying this.

He was branded a "globalist RINO" years ago. 

Fantasy: Everything's fine. Trump is irrelevant, he no longer has any power over the party. The GOP will return back to sanity before you know it!

Reality:

 

cheeto polling at 58% in nh...yep...he's still the repug party. 

Cheetoh - Lake - slogan, denial has two queens?

Cheetoh - Greene - slogan, orange is the new greene?

46 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Fantasy: Everything's fine. Trump is irrelevant, he no longer has any power over the party. The GOP will return back to sanity before you know it!

Reality:

 

Yeah I remember when they said they could marginalize the crazies and keep them under control. Once McConnell croaks, there won't be much left of the Pre Trump GOP. 

41 minutes ago, mr_hunt said:

cheeto polling at 58% in nh...yep...he's still the repug party. 

That poll isn't all bad. It has Biden ahead in the primary, and beating Trump by 4 in the general, and DeSantis by 5 in the general. 4 more years! :usa:

Mitch McConnell took a tumble last night. Went to the hospital.

 

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Biden has a budget and McCarthy doesn't. Seems to me House Republicans want to default on the debt and cause an economic collapse.

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/3894140-boebert-praises-high-rural-teen-birth-rates-while-announcing-first-grandchild/

 

"Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) is announcing that she’ll soon be "a 36-year-old grandmother,” while praising "rural conservative communities” that "value life.”

The Colorado Republican revealed that the girlfriend of her 17-year-old son, Tyler, is due next month."

2 hours ago, Boogyman said:

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/3894140-boebert-praises-high-rural-teen-birth-rates-while-announcing-first-grandchild/

 

"Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) is announcing that she’ll soon be "a 36-year-old grandmother,” while praising "rural conservative communities” that "value life.”

The Colorado Republican revealed that the girlfriend of her 17-year-old son, Tyler, is due next month."

Keeping trailer parks in business (as Bill Maher put it last night).

4 hours ago, Boogyman said:

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/3894140-boebert-praises-high-rural-teen-birth-rates-while-announcing-first-grandchild/

 

"Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) is announcing that she’ll soon be "a 36-year-old grandmother,” while praising "rural conservative communities” that "value life.”

The Colorado Republican revealed that the girlfriend of her 17-year-old son, Tyler, is due next month."

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Coincidence?

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