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Speaking of golf, this is probably the funniest part of Katt's whole interview. I was dying.

 

Golf is more of a sport than cycling or running a marathon, in my opinion, even though cycling and running involve much more physical exertion. There’s no "game” being played with a ball or other object, it’s just a race. Same with swimming, much more physical activity, but it’s just a race. Is diving a sport? No, it’s a competition to see who can fall in the water the best with the smallest splash… good for you, Greg Louganis. :nonono:

34 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

Trollin.....but

18 holes

18 shots from the tee

Mid to high handicaps probably take 3 on each hole to get to the green so another 54

Add more if you take practice swings which I'd wager most hackers don't but it adds to scratch

Putting we can leave off.

Let's say around 72 swings. I'm always hiking or biking or walking so it's not bad at all for me but there is a reason you get hungry doing it.The vitamin D wears you out a bit as well.

Just write down a score. After all, if everyone cheats, it doesn't really matter what you actually hit.

God, I hate golf.  I hate playing it, I hate watching it, I hate everything about it.

29 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

God, I hate golf.  I hate playing it, I hate watching it, I hate everything about it.

I hate golf too, but because I worked on a golf course in my youth. You meet the worst sorts of people there.

One of the comedians (carlin maybe?) did a bit about it years ago but you know it's a pretentious "sport" when people randomly start pantomiming a swinging motion mid-conversation. No sane person does that for baseball or hockey or even tennis. Only golfers do that corny ish.

56 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Yeah it's called alcohol and the passage of time. It would take me 3 or 4 hrs to walk to the nearest mall from my house and I'd probably be hungry by the time I got there, but I'm not sure I'd call walking to the mall a sport because of that.

Funny. Pro golfers walk about six miles a round and then have to take a club and swing it athletically in such a way as to get a ball to land close to a hole. Most golfers aren't athletic and that's why they aren't flexible enough to rotate or have the coordination to create lag.  People don't have a clue when they say it's just swinging a club.

There is also the long drive people including DeChambeau who won a major. Yeah, they don't look like athletes at all.

 

 

11 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

One of the comedians (carlin maybe?) did a bit about it years ago but you know it's a pretentious "sport" when people randomly start pantomiming a swinging motion mid-conversation. No sane person does that for baseball or hockey or even tennis. Only golfers do that corny ish.

I think there is a reason the GOATs in just about every sport end up playing golf. Jordan being the biggest.

7 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

Basketball players run down a court

hey, now you're getting it

3 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

hey, now you're getting it

Mahomes, Jordan, Brady, Maddux, Curry, Favre, Gretzky, Manning, Rice, and Phelps are all into golf for a reason. It's a less demanding sport than the ones they play/played but it takes athleticism which is the definition of a sport. You can play golf if you aren't athletic but you can't do well if you aren't.

the amount of effort going into trying to prove that golf isn't anything more than a game of skill is a nice diversion from the sheetshow that is DC. 

5 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

I think there is a reason the GOATs in just about every sport end up playing golf. Jordan being the biggest.

Yeah because when you get old it's the only "sport" you can still play.

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5 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Yeah because when you get old it's the only "sport" you can still play.

 

Pretty much but even then it takes athleticism. I wouldn't call half the Sandy Lyle types making it rain on a basketball court athletes the same way I wouldn't the out of shape people hacking it on a course.

Even amazing athletes like Dwyane Wade aren't coordinated/athletic enough to just "swing" a driver.

 

4 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

Pretty much but even then it takes athleticism. I wouldn't call half the Sandy Lyle types making it rain on a basketball court athletes the same way I wouldn't the out of shape people hacking it on a course.

Even amazing athletes like Dwyane Wade aren't coordinated/athletic enough to just "swing" a driver. That's not a pretty swing.

 

Agreed, it does take a lot skill and coordination to swing a club, make clean contact with the ball, and make it fly straight.

 

 

 

Still doesn't make it a sport though. :ph34r:

1 minute ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Agreed, it does take a lot skill and coordination to swing a club, make clean contact with the ball, and make it fly straight.

 

 

 

Still doesn't make it a sport though. :ph34r:

I'm just waiting for Vikas to come in and ask why all of us poors are talking about a hobby for people like him

I'm mostly just talking ish, I'm sure one day when I'm older and retired I'll get more into golf, but for now, it just doesn't interest me at all. Putt putt with the kids is entertaining enough until then.

Just now, Diehardfan said:

I'm just waiting for Vikas to come in and ask why all of us poors are talking about a hobby for people like him

He strikes me more as a tennis guy like his role model, vivek.

 

3 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

He strikes me more as a tennis guy like his role model, vivek.

 

Look at all that crap on the court. They can't afford a freaking broom or did the feds take it with the files?

8 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

I'm just waiting for Vikas to come in and ask why all of us poors are talking about a hobby for people like him

I hate playing golf. Never found it remotely enjoyable.

6 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

He strikes me more as a tennis guy like his role model, vivek.

 

Never liked tennis either. 

Played baseball as a kid, now I just focus on cycling (indoor).

1 minute ago, vikas83 said:

Never liked tennis either. 

Played baseball as a kid, now I just focus on cycling (indoor).

You don't pay someone to work out for you?  

 

And I thought you were rich...

10 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

He strikes me more as a tennis guy like his role model, vivek.

 

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2 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

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@vikas83more you ?

My dad tried to get me to like cricket for a minute, but then he realized I should play baseball to fit in. Thank god.

I did play soccer to humor him.

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