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Just now, VanHammersly said:

He's not wrong, Jimmy Buffet does suck

Imagine having to deal with this guy when you're teaching his kids :lol:

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1 minute ago, VanHammersly said:

He's not wrong, Jimmy Buffet does suck

Nobody likes Jimmy Buffett except for frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the South!

 

As a former frat boy, I take offense to that quote.  I never liked Jimmy Buffett.  I did have brothers that did though :facepalm: 

5 minutes ago, Parrot Head said:

Nope, I’ve taught my kids to overcome anything, including scum bag liberal teachers.

Doesn’t mean you, and your type aren’t ish bags.


Yup, and here is why your kid will be just as ignorant and stupid as you.


The funny thing is that teachers are actually leaving the profession en masse right now because of your kind, making the situation even worse. The spiteful side of me would love to see a day where people like Parrot**** have no one left to educate their damaged progeny and give them a fighting chance to be useful members of society. Not only do we not have the resources to educate effectively, we have morons like you working directly counter to instilling their kids with intelligence and common decency.

Just now, paco said:

Nobody likes Jimmy Buffett except for frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the South!

Hey, my brother's always been a big Buffett fan.   I grew up having to listen to him all the time.  And now my brother's an anti-vaxxer who won't get a cell phone because he thinks the government's listening.  I'm not saying there's a correlation there, but there's definitely a correlation there.

Part of me thinks we should just get rid of compulsory education laws so that Jimmy Buffet groupies across America can finally have the uneducated haven that they so desperately want for their kids.

Just now, EaglesRocker97 said:


Yup, and here is why your kid will be just as ignorant and stupid as you.


The funny thing is that teachers are actually leaving the profession en masse right now. The spiteful side of me would love to see a day where people like Parrot**** have no one left to educate their damaged progeny and give them a fighting chance to be a useful member of society. Not only do we not have the resources to educate effectively, we have morons like you working directly counter to instilling their kids with intelligence and common decency.

I live in a very good school district, mostly good teachers, and the occasional freak show liberal who everybody hates.

If things ever got to the point where some of the blue districts are, I could easily go private school, or have my wife home school.

You deserve every penny of your 40k a year.

Man, Jimmy Buffet fans are the worst.

5 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

Hey, my brother's always been a big Buffett fan.   I grew up having to listen to him all the time.  And now my brother's an anti-vaxxer who won't get a cell phone because he thinks the government's listening.  I'm not saying there's a correlation there, but there's definitely a correlation there.

Buffett fans tend to be heavy drinkers.  If he did that in his formative years, that might explain a few things.

 

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Just now, EaglesRocker97 said:

Part of me thinks we should just get rid of compulsory education laws so that Jimmy Buffet groupies across America can finally have the uneducated haven that they so desperately want for their kids.

Don't let the screen name fool ya, f boy. 

I'm 44 and have already built and sold 2 companies for 8 figures.

I'm not the redneck trumpeter that you ish stains try to stereotype.

4 minutes ago, Parrot Head said:

I live in a very good school district, mostly good teachers, and the occasional freak show liberal who everybody hates.

If things ever got to the point where some of the blue districts are, I could easily go private school, or have my wife home school.

You deserve every penny of your 40k a year.

 

That sounds good for you: Send them to private school where the teachers make even less money and have less qualifications. Make sure you pick one out that aligns to your preconceptions so that your kids never question anything and turn into carbon copies of yourself, downing margaritas and singing the praises of Jimmy Buffet 'round the interwebz! As we all know, 90% of people reproducing is an exercise in vanity.

4 minutes ago, paco said:

As a former frat boy, I take offense to that quote.  I never liked Jimmy Buffett.  I did have brothers that did though :facepalm: 

I was in a fraternity in Alabama, so you can guess how many Jimmy Buffett fans there were there.  I went out with a girl a few times in college who grew up around Buffett.  He was a friend of the family.  She said he was a huge a-hole who hated cheeseburgers.

For what it's worth, North Carolina is ranked 30th overall in public school rankings and PA is 24th. I think I prefer EaglesRocker97 to teach my kids. Plus he has a much better screen name.

 

Just now, Paul852 said:

For what it's worth, North Carolina is ranked 30th overall in public school rankings and PA is 24th. I think I prefer EaglesRocker97 to teach my kids. Plus he has a much better screen name.

He's also a literal bernie bro so this makes a lot of sense. :lol: 

Just now, Kz! said:

 

He's also a literal bernie bro so this makes a lot of sense. :lol: 

We actually have a Bernie Bro here?

2 minutes ago, Kz! said:

He's also a literal bernie bro so this makes a lot of sense. :lol: 

 

This is so, so false.

 

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An insufferable, self-righteous, left wing activist, who refers to everyone who doesn't share his narrow political views (a.k.a. anyone who doesn't feel the Bern) as a corporate puppet/media ****.



I am consistently on the record here pushing back against leftist ideology and have specifically taken aim at BernieBros themselves in the last election, so good try, but swing and a miss!

1 minute ago, Paul852 said:

We actually have a Bernie Bro here?

Yes, Eaglesrocker was a bernie bro. He's pivoted hard since the dems colluded to keep bernie out, but he was all-in before that. 

2 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

We actually have a Bernie Bro here?

 

No, he just does that every time he has nothing of substance to say.

4 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

I was in a fraternity in Alabama, so you can guess how many Jimmy Buffett fans there were there.  I went out with a girl a few times in college who grew up around Buffett.  He was a friend of the family.  She said he was a huge a-hole who hated cheeseburgers.

That actually sounds awesome.  I'm picturing a house full of 50 BFit's bro'ing the F out :lol: 

Just now, EaglesRocker97 said:

 

This is so, so false.

 



I am consistently on the record here pushing back against leftist ideology and have specifically taken aim at BernieBros themselves in the last election, so good try, but swing and a miss!

Oh stop, Bernie was your guy and everyone knows it. At least have some conviction, dude!

I liked Bernie in the primary over Biden and still like him as an advocate, but I have always disagreed with the left's tactics and lately, I have pretty much pulled back from a lot of those policies to a more moderate position. I'm particularly wary of M4A and do not support cancelling student debt. Am I allowed to change my mind?

27 minutes ago, Kz! said:

Haha The Science™ hasn't changed our understanding has grown! :lol: 

It’s called learning you ass hat. Something you haven’t been able to do since momma dropped you on your head. 

1 minute ago, paco said:

That actually sounds awesome.  I'm picturing a house full of 50 BFit's bro'ing the F out :lol: 

I think northern bro'ing is different than southern bro'ing.  Think a house full of Matthew Staffords.

Just now, EaglesRocker97 said:

I like Bernie in the primary and still like him as an advocate

a different world i rest my case GIF

Just now, DBW said:

It’s called learning you ass hat. Something you haven’t been able to do since momma dropped you on your head. 

Have you learned to do a pullup yet, fat and old? Get out of my face until you do. 

1 minute ago, VanHammersly said:

I think northern bro'ing is different than southern bro'ing.  Think a house full of Matthew Staffords.

I don't know much about Stafford, so I'll go with high collars and no necks?

Dems need fresh blood. I don't know where it's gonna come from, though. AOC is too extreme to ever win national office. I kinda like Pete, but who knows if he has any staying power. Funny, I was talking up Pete in the primary, too, and the true Bernie Bros were all over me for supporting a "corporatist."

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