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US shoots down 'high-altitude object' over Alaska, White House says

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/us-shoots-down-another-balloon-193715718.html

The White House said Friday that a 'high-altitude object' has been shot down over Alaska.

President Joe Biden ordered the shootdown, spokesman John Kirby said, adding that the origin of the object wasn't determined.

He said it was about the size of a small car and was at flying about 40,000 feet.

He said because it posed a reasonable threat to the safety of civilian flight, that out of an abundance of caution and at the recommendation of the Pentagon, Biden ordered the military to down the object.

"it came in, inside our territorial waters, those waters right now are frozen, but inside territorial airspace and over territorial waters. Fighter aircraft assigned to U.S. Northern command took down the object within the last hour," Kirby said.

Kudos to Biden. He did the absolute right thing.

So I met this hot Korean chick, and asked if I could eat her *****. At first she had kind of a sad look on her face, but then she said, "okay" then disappeared into the other room. I started practicing my Hangul alphabet (not really an "alphabet" per se) and then she returned with a bottle of sesame oil and some kind of weird spatula. I got the hell out of Dodge.

Wtf :roll:

2 hours ago, Diehardfan said:

Kudos to Biden. He did the absolute right thing.

don't beat a Deadhorse

1 minute ago, Arthur Jackson said:

don't beat a Deadhorse

What?

4 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

What?

:nonono:

I think @Shepard Wong is the only one who appreciates me.

1 minute ago, Arthur Jackson said:

:nonono:

I think @Shepard Wong is the only one who appreciates me.

That's just cause you never make him play catcher

1 minute ago, Diehardfan said:

That's just cause you never make him play catcher

Don't change the subject, Alessandro Volta

2 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Don't change the subject, Alessandro Volta

Shepart Wong is better at this than you

Just now, Diehardfan said:

Shepart Wong is better at this than you

Undoubtedly, Gomer Pile

get it? pile?

my guess is no

4 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Undoubtedly, Gomer Pile

get it? pile?

my guess is no

Comedic effort is there, You still suck. Leave it to Wong.

Edit: I just saw you are British. It makes sense why now.

1 minute ago, Diehardfan said:

Comedic effort is there, You still suck. Leave it to Wong.

I still think you're not up with the current trends

get it? current?

my guess is no

A second Trojan Horse from China, in the form of a balloon.

 

37 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

 

 

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China can't hold on to their balloons and they call us juvenile.

Time to pile on:

 

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On 2/10/2023 at 7:48 PM, Diehardfan said:

Edit: I just saw you are British.

Congratulations.

You and @EagleVA are now the only ones on this board who have come to this particular conclusion.

Once again I've been outfoxed. <_<

13 hours ago, Dave Moss said:


????

I have a cylindrical object for her! :wub:

eh? eh?

Am I right, fellas?

I'll put the curds on her poutine!

 

 

wait, that's really gross. sorry guys.

21 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Congratulations.

You and @EagleVA are now the only ones on this board who have come to this particular conclusion.

Once again I've been outfoxed. <_<

 

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1 minute ago, Boogyman said:

 

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:lol:

is that mister x?

Arthur Jackson lives here:

 

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27 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

Arthur Jackson lives here:

 

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Interestingly, Ricky Gervais said he drew a lot of inspiration from Cleese's Basil Fawlty for UK's The Office. So Basil is Michael Scott's grandpa.

"Don't mention the war!"

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