7 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

I’ve broken number 3 a lot of times.  Lol

You shouldn't look at your watch at your job? That's just dumb. Then again, judging by the grammar, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

1 hour ago, Dave Moss said:

I’ve broken number 3 a lot of times.  Lol

Same

1 hour ago, we_gotta_believe said:

You shouldn't look at your watch at your job? That's just dumb. Then again, judging by the grammar, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Who’s grammar? 

7 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

Who’s grammar? 

I see you 20dawk. I'm pickin up what you're layin down.

I don't go to church or wear a watch. I pass!

I wear an apple watch. It buzzes all the time. I look at it all the time. Every time it buzzes I look in hopeful anticipation that its an ESPN trade alert telling me we've finally dumped Ben Simmons, and I'm always disappointed. 

15 minutes ago, Gannan said:

I wear an apple watch. It buzzes all the time. I look at it all the time. Every time it buzzes I look in hopeful anticipation that its an ESPN trade alert telling me we've finally dumped Ertz, and I'm always disappointed. 

FYP. It’s football season. 

8 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said:

FYP. It’s football season. 

Yeah but its gong to be a painful football season. 

12 minutes ago, Gannan said:

Yeah but its gong to be a painful football season. 

 

1 hour ago, Gannan said:

I wear an apple watch. It buzzes all the time. I look at it all the time. Every time it buzzes I look in hopeful anticipation that its an ESPN trade alert telling me we've finally dumped Ben Simmons, and I'm always disappointed. 

Well, we did trade Matt Pryor. 
 

Which is nice. 

It’s funny because in my case it’s definitely true..

Guess we know where Munson works

18 hours ago, OCEaglefan said:

Only us old heads will get this one.

2 minutes ago, barho said:

Only us old heads will get this one.

That was a really good one IMO.