June 24, 20205 yr 7 minutes ago, bobeph said: I am the same as you guys. However, a few times I did go to Pocono Raceway for their big race that’s usually in August. My one friend has a cabin up there about 15 minutes away. About 7 or so years ago they asked me to go up. I was like, "nah, bruh. NASCAR is ukn’ gay.” Well, eventually they convinced me to go. We were right up against the fence on the infield at turn 1. Anyway, those Ukn’ hillbilly tailgates are like an NFL tailgate on crack. Tons, and I mean TONS, of hot broads in sltooty clothes and cowgirl boots. Ukn’ music blasting, grills going, drunken aholes putting on a good show, doodes sliding through mud pits, chicks showing their teets and a**ses, etc... when the race started, I watched for like 5 minutes and then went back to partying. I am not a NASCAR fan, but I am a huge fan of the NASCAR sheet show on the infield. I’ve been back 4 more times and always look forward to it. If you like a good party every so often, I highly recommend grabbin some bros a d giving it a shot. nah...if i wanted to party with a bunch of drunken hillbillies, i'd visit buck's county.
June 24, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: nah...if i wanted to party with a bunch of drunken hillbillies, i'd visit buck's county. Then stay north of Dublin. Anything from Perkasie on up, and you’ll find what you’re looking for. The middle section is all snobby elitist piles of sheet. The lower end is all Philly trash that has migrated out of the city. That is why we just turned into a dumbocrat county for the first time since the 80’s. Those Philly aholes didn’t learn from the crap that forced them to leave the city in the first place.
June 24, 20205 yr 58 minutes ago, mr_hunt said: it would take adding weapons to the cars like the old twisted metal video games to get me to watch that boring crap. I actually got angrily honked at by an ice cream truck yesterday. Fortunately Sweettooth wasn't driving it
June 24, 20205 yr 55 minutes ago, bobeph said: I am the same as you guys. However, a few times I did go to Pocono Raceway for their big race that’s usually in August. My one friend has a cabin up there about 15 minutes away. About 7 or so years ago they asked me to go up. I was like, "nah, bruh. NASCAR is ukn’ gay.” Well, eventually they convinced me to go. We were right up against the fence on the infield at turn 1. Anyway, those Ukn’ hillbilly tailgates are like an NFL tailgate on crack. Tons, and I mean TONS, of hot broads in sltooty clothes and cowgirl boots. Ukn’ music blasting, grills going, drunken aholes putting on a good show, doodes sliding through mud pits, chicks showing their teets and a**ses, etc... when the race started, I watched for like 5 minutes and then went back to partying. I am not a NASCAR fan, but I am a huge fan of the NASCAR sheet show on the infield. I’ve been back 4 more times and always look forward to it. If you like a good party every so often, I highly recommend grabbin some bros a d giving it a shot. Get you and Bfit and I'm in. And I find Nascar f'n stupid
June 24, 20205 yr Just now, paco said: Get you and Bfit and I'm in. And I find Nascar f'n stupid We would have to get some of @BFit’s friends too. Just so we don’t look too out of place. I Have a pair of jorts that I cut specifically for NASCAR. A cut shirt, some sort of redneck hat, velcro WalMart sneakers and you’re good to go.
June 24, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, bobeph said: We would have to get some of @BFit’s friends too. Just so we don’t look too out of place. I Have a pair of jorts that I cut specifically for NASCAR. A cut shirt, some sort of redneck hat, velcro WalMart sneakers and you’re good to go. I'm in. I just have to dig out my old Ricky Bobby halloween costume and mullet wig.
June 24, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, rambo said: I'm in. I just have to dig out my old Ricky Bobby halloween costume and mullet wig. I have a bucket hat with a mullet wig glued inside. That uker with some fake "Bubba Teeth” and you fit right in.
June 24, 20205 yr 19 minutes ago, bobeph said: We would have to get some of @BFit’s friends too. Just so we don’t look too out of place. I Have a pair of jorts that I cut specifically for NASCAR. A cut shirt, some sort of redneck hat, velcro WalMart sneakers and you’re good to go. Yeah. I think me being a middle aged computer nerd might trigger some NARC-dar 16 minutes ago, rambo said: I'm in. I just have to dig out my old Ricky Bobby halloween costume and mullet wig. Nah man. We both have one ability to make us fit in: Swillin' copious amounts of bud light and staying conscience
June 24, 20205 yr 18 minutes ago, bobeph said: We would have to get some of @BFit’s friends too. Just so we don’t look too out of place. I Have a pair of jorts that I cut specifically for NASCAR. A cut shirt, some sort of redneck hat, velcro WalMart sneakers and you’re good to go. I have a Dale Earnhardt jacket that I found at Goodwill a few years back - I cut the sleeves off it. My buddy was throwing a white trash themed NYE party - I wore that, cutoff jeans, black boots and this hat And I shaved my beard the same as Joe Dirts I won best dressed - I could duplicate for a Nascar tailgate
June 24, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, mikemack8 said: I have a Dale Earnhardt jacket that I found at Goodwill a few years back - I cut the sleeves off it. My buddy was throwing a white trash themed NYE party - I wore that, cutoff jeans, black boots and this hat And I shaved my beard the same as Joe Dirts I won best dressed - I could duplicate for a Nascar tailgate
June 24, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, mikemack8 said: Next year it's a white privilege theme Now that's where creativity will really come into play.
June 24, 20205 yr Author 2 hours ago, paco said: Yeah. I think me being a middle aged computer nerd might trigger some NARC-dar Yea that’s what’s gonna piss them off amigo.
June 24, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, 20dawk4life said: Yea that’s what’s gonna piss them off amigo. I am in the middle of a shore week, so I am brown as hell now.
June 24, 20205 yr 9 minutes ago, paco said: I am in the middle of a shore week, so I am brown as hell now. Do you need to wear sunscreen or does your fur act enough as a barrier?
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