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1 hour ago, paco said:

We get it. The honor of the circle jerk MUST be protected. 

Van is the only true member of the circle jerk in that group. The rest are guest jerkers at best. 

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21 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

:angry:

I'm really getting tired of your rubbish (or "literally" as @Tnt4philly would say... so it could mean pretty much anything).

You're unjustifiably mean to me and I've had enough.

I'm the smartest, funniest, and most umbilically-endowed member of this forum.

Don't believe me? Go to the Life Science Centre in Newcastle upon Tyne. There they have my umbilical cord preserved in formaldehyde on display. The doctor that delivered me said that it was the biggest he had ever seen.

What do you have to say about that, arseface?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I slap you in the face with my glove and challenge you to a duel. A duel in verse. You choose the weapon. East Coast rap, West Cost rap, whatever Vanilla Ice was, haiku, Limerick, dactylic hexameter in Homeric Greek. pick your poison b*tch. I'm ready. Are you?

With you being English I just figured it would sonnets

12 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

Van is the only true member of the circle jerk in that group. The rest are guest jerkers at best. 

I felt on many days dawk was the cracker. Or at least filling in for WGB on his off days. 

4 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

With you being English I just figured it would sonnets

Fine... have it you're way, burger king

prepare to get served - served a sonnet that will flame-broil your soul

7 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Fine... have it you're way, burger king

prepare to get served - served a sonnet that will flame-broil your soul

Oh England, land of soggy, sodden lore,

Where progress halts and dwells in bygone days,
Thy dreams are relics rotting at their core,
Yet still you preen, demanding global praise.

A faded empire grasping at its might,
Thy crumbling castles mask a weary shame;
Each pint of ale doth drown a bitter plight,
Thy glory now a shadow of its name.

Beans on toast—an insult to cuisine,
Thy weather mocks the concept of delight;
Thy queuing masses, docile, dull, and keen,
Are sheep that shuffle through eternal night.

Oh England, cling to all that you once were,
A damp, decaying isle without a cure.

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21 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

Fine... have it you're way, burger king

*your

30 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

Oh England, land of soggy, sodden lore,

Where progress halts and dwells in bygone days,
Thy dreams are relics rotting at their core,
Yet still you preen, demanding global praise.

A faded empire grasping at its might,
Thy crumbling castles mask a weary shame;
Each pint of ale doth drown a bitter plight,
Thy glory now a shadow of its name.

Beans on toast—an insult to cuisine,
Thy weather mocks the concept of delight;
Thy queuing masses, docile, dull, and keen,
Are sheep that shuffle through eternal night.

Oh England, cling to all that you once were,
A damp, decaying isle without a cure.

🦅🦅🦅

:nonono:

I write my own...

 

Whence North ****alacky came one named Dave,

Unlike a rolling stone he bore much dross,

He betrayed his friend Artie like a knave,

Charging the latter of nary a floss.

 

But who's the real one with cod in his teeth?

I mean that analogously of course,

it's the colonial rube with nothing 'neath,

but bits too small for proper intercourse.

 

I have now immortalized him in verse,

And did so using his format of choice,

That's a good lesson for the Art-averse,

You'll never  deny me my deranged voice.

 

One last profundity I state, forsooth,

There's no other than the lovely Lindy Booth.

 

19 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

:nonono:

I write my own...

I just asked chat GPT then told it to "make it meaner" 3 times 🤷

Just now, DEagle7 said:

I just asked chat GPT then told it to "make it meaner" 3 times 🤷

That should be a button on this board :lol:

 

"you suck"  -> (make it meaner) -> "go die in a hole"

:blink:

1 hour ago, Arthur Jackson said:

:nonono:

I write my own...

 

Whence North ****alacky came one named Dave,

Unlike a rolling stone he bore much dross,

He betrayed his friend Artie like a knave,

Charging the latter of nary a floss.

 

But who's the real one with cod in his teeth?

I mean that analogously of course,

it's the colonial rube with nothing 'neath,

but bits too small for proper intercourse.

 

I have now immortalized him in verse,

And did so using his format of choice,

That's a good lesson for the Art-averse,

You'll never  deny me my deranged voice.

 

One last profundity I state, forsooth,

There's no other than the lovely Lindy Booth.

 

There once was a man from Nantucket

whose posts were so bad I said "suck it”

14 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

There once was a man from Nantucket

whose posts were so bad I said "suck it”

He replied in real time with erudite rhyme,

"I would if I could... where'd you tuck it?" 

1 hour ago, Dave Moss said:

*your

Stay in your lane Dave.

You're stepping all over WGB's limited role.

52 minutes ago, lynched1 said:

Stay in your lane Dave.

You're stepping all over WGB's tiny role.

FYP

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11 hours ago, paco said:

FYP

 

14 hours ago, paco said:

I felt on many days dawk was the cracker. Or at least filling in for WGB on his off days. 

Yea yea, take your pot shots, your boy got elected, you've earned them. 

Going MIA is much better than being a sore loser and crying about election fraud for four years. 

2 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

Going MIA is much better than being a sore loser and crying about election fraud for four years. 

Exactly. Showing up after the 2020 election and taking it "like a man" is entirely meaningless the minute you come back and claim the election was stolen because Democrats cheated. 

16 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I'm really getting tired of your rubbish (or "literally" as @Tnt4philly would say... so it could mean pretty much anything).

Leave me out of whatever issue you have with words that have multiple meanings, or the colloquial usage of words. 

9 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

Going MIA is much better than being a sore loser and crying about election fraud for four years. 

of course it is

Just now, Tnt4philly said:

Leave me out of whatever issue you have with words that have multiple meanings, or the colloquial usage of words. 

No

1 minute ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Exactly. Showing up after the 2020 election and taking it "like a man" is entirely meaningless the minute you come back and claim the election was stolen because Democrats cheated. 

I notice you put man in quotes.

Just now, Arthur Jackson said:

No

You are only revealing who’s clone you are. 

13 minutes ago, Tnt4philly said:

You are only revealing who’s clone you are. 

*whose

:ph34r:

25 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

I notice you put man in quotes.

So the androgynous blokes like yourself wouldn't feel left out, mate.

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