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5 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

On Hobbit Feet — Dr. Maria DeBlassie

 

paco lives in the shire!  

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Just now, mr_hunt said:

 

paco lives in the shire!  

He sure does

29 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

I did and I'm devastated 

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17 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

 

We outwork the rest of the world so they should be higher

13 minutes ago, Tweek said:

JD

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Here it is in meme form

 

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BOMBSHELLL - leaked jd vance sex tape. 

 

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16 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

you are, you should see paco's feet. 

 

14 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

On Hobbit Feet — Dr. Maria DeBlassie

Bork Bork Bork isn't wrong.

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So this is going to be one of those things where it's not true but people are going to post about it anyway

8 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

So this is going to be one of those things where it's not true but people are going to post about it anyway

Yes

Someone with better photoshop skills replace these guys with JD Vance 

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18 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

So this is going to be one of those things where it's not true but people are going to post about it anyway

You can't prove that Vance hasn't Fed couches though...

1 hour ago, VanHammersly said:

 

bit odd that Hawaii is so low when the cost of living there is so high. lot of rich retirees or something? 

3 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

bit odd that Hawaii is so low when the cost of living there is so high. lot of rich retirees or something? 

I would guess it because most of the people that live their full time are in the service industry or, like you said, are retired.

38 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

So this is going to be one of those things where it's not true but people are going to post about it anyway

It’s not true? Everyone is talking about it. 

15 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

So I get crap about junk-sucking jokes, but couch lovin JD ones are ok? A grown man can do what he wants with his couch or stuffed animals. Appalachia folk gotta do what they gotta do. It's not his fault his Teddy Ruxpin had a hole in the back asking for it, and it's not right that Grubby was the only one who got to use it. 

Being serious, the AP fact-checked it as false. They've been funny, though. 

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ap-declares-jd-vance-did-120739531.html 

All the people posting about it who give others crap about fake news can go JD a couch 

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12 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

So I get crap about junk-sucking jokes, but couch lovin JD ones are ok? A grown man can do what he wants with his couch or stuffed animals. Appalachia folk gotta do what they gotta do. It's not his fault his Teddy Ruxpin had a hole in the back asking for it, and it's not right that Grubby was the only one who got to use it. 

Being serious, the AP fact-checked it as false. They've been funny, though. 

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ap-declares-jd-vance-did-120739531.html 

All the people posting about it who give others crap about fake news can go JD a couch 

the fact that everybody knows it's BS is part of it, but also nobody is arguing that "JD Vance's success is from screwing his way to the top with sofas".

with Kamala it's always used to undercut her accomplishments - "she's only there because she banged a powerful mayor in San Francisco in the 90s" stuff. it's the sort of stuff women in traditionally male dominated roles contend with on the regular (I'm a male in a male-dominated profession and I've seen it first-hand with women who try and break in)

you can go after her record of over-prosecuting weed smokers or whatever, but trying to say she's unaccomplished as a woman who was voted into a role as a DA in a major metro area, as a Senator for the largest state in the union, then signing on as VP on a winning ticket is just lazy leaning in to misogyny.

41 minutes ago, Mike030270 said:

So this is going to be one of those things where it's not true but people are going to post about it anyway

Isn't that 90% of CVON? 

20 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

So I get crap about junk-sucking jokes, but couch lovin JD ones are ok? A grown man can do what he wants with his couch or stuffed animals. Appalachia folk gotta do what they gotta do. It's not his fault his Teddy Ruxpin had a hole in the back asking for it, and it's not right that Grubby was the only one who got to use it. 

Being serious, the AP fact-checked it as false. They've been funny, though. 

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ap-declares-jd-vance-did-120739531.html 

All the people posting about it who give others crap about fake news can go JD a couch 

AP retracted its fact check: https://www.theverge.com/2024/7/25/24206088/jd-vance-fact-check-sex-couch-rumor-associated-press-retraction

3 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

Isn't that 90% of CVON? 

Touché

20 minutes ago, Diehardfan said:

So I get crap about junk-sucking jokes, but couch lovin JD ones are ok? A grown man can do what he wants with his couch or stuffed animals. Appalachia folk gotta do what they gotta do. It's not his fault his Teddy Ruxpin had a hole in the back asking for it, and it's not right that Grubby was the only one who got to use it. 

Being serious, the AP fact-checked it as false. They've been funny, though. 

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/ap-declares-jd-vance-did-120739531.html 

All the people posting about it who give others crap about fake news can go JD a couch 

Due to overwhelming evidence, the AP pulled their fact check article. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2024/07/25/ap-confusion-jd-vance-sex-couch-claim/

I think the question on most Americans' mind now is, what couches HASN'T JD Vance boned.

 

 

3 minutes ago, Next_Up said:

This article's hilarious

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The archived version of AP’s fact-check also notes that there’s no such passage in the PDF of the book. But there’s also technically no proof that Vance didn’t have sex with a couch — there’s no way a journalist could truly know that. He just didn’t write about it.

News reports (and fact-checks specifically) are often worded in a way that carefully threads a needle — there’s a difference between saying something definitively didn’t happen versus saying there’s no evidence of it. My guess is that the AP headline was the problem here because it claims to debunk something that is unknowable. A headline like, "No, JD Vance didn’t write about Fing a couch” perhaps would have been more accurate.

 

11 minutes ago, JohnSnowsHair said:

the fact that everybody knows it's BS is part of it, but also nobody is arguing that "JD Vance's success is from screwing his way to the top with sofas".

with Kamala it's always used to undercut her accomplishments - "she's only there because she banged a powerful mayor in San Francisco in the 90s" stuff. it's the sort of stuff women in traditionally male dominated roles contend with on the regular (I'm a male in a male-dominated profession and I've seen it first-hand with women who try and break in)

you can go after her record of over-prosecuting weed smokers or whatever, but trying to say she's unaccomplished as a woman who was voted into a role as a DA in a major metro area, as a Senator for the largest state in the union, then signing on as VP on a winning ticket is just lazy leaning in to misogyny.

I don't care I was just giving people crap

4 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

This article's hilarious

 

 

37 minutes ago, DEagle7 said:

You can't prove that Vance hasn't Fed couches though...

Damn I could write for AP...

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