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1 minute ago, Diehardfan said:

I don't care I was just giving people crap

after you did a search for F'ng my couch on pornhub of course. :ph34r:

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Just now, Alpha_TATEr said:

after you did a search on pornhub of course. :ph34r:

People tell me to fact check then want to pornhub shame me? 

Just now, DEagle7 said:

 

Damn I could write for AP...

I think the lesson there is that you should write for AP over what they have.  You're doing it the right way.

Just now, Diehardfan said:

People tell me to fact check then want to pornhub shame me? 

who is shaming you, i did the sam ..... uh nevermind. 

Just now, Alpha_TATEr said:

who is shaming you, i did the sam ..... uh nevermind. 

In all seriousness I bet couch F did grow in numbers today 

@VanHammersly before you F couches, do you dump a bottle of wine between the cushions?

8 minutes ago, VanHammersly said:

This article's hilarious

 

Wait, so they retracted it because there is technically no proof he didn't.   Well that's one hell of a can of worms to open.

 

Once, when no one was looking, Obama punched a goat and tongue kissed another.

Just now, mikemack8 said:

@VanHammersly before you F couches, do you dump a bottle of wine between the cushions?

I do, but I'm drunk too, so it's fine.

Just now, mikemack8 said:

@VanHammersly before you F couches, do you dump a bottle of wine between the cushions?

wine? pfft, more like everclear. 

Just now, paco said:

Wait, so they retracted it because there is technically no proof he didn't.   Well that's one hell of a can of worms to open.

 

Once, when no one was looking, Obama punched a goat and tongue kissed another.

They did Obama already. Remember, he wasn't born in the US.

Just now, paco said:

Wait, so they retracted it because there is technically no proof he didn't.   Well that's one hell of a can of worms to open.

 

Once, when no one was looking, Obama punched a goat and tongue kissed another.

It sounds like they retracted it because of the wording.  I guess they'll rewrite the headline and put it back up.

1 minute ago, paco said:

Wait, so they retracted it because there is technically no proof he didn't.   Well that's one hell of a can of worms to open.

 

Once, when no one was looking, Obama punched a goat and tongue kissed another.

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2 minutes ago, mikemack8 said:

@VanHammersly before you F couches, do you dump a bottle of wine between the cushions?

Bill Cosby said to just drop Quaaludes 

3 minutes ago, paco said:

Wait, so they retracted it because there is technically no proof he didn't.   Well that's one hell of a can of worms to open.

 

Once, when no one was looking, Obama punched a goat and tongue kissed another.

Well, I guess we know what this conversation was about now...

 

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3 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

They did Obama already. Remember, he wasn't born in the US.

Which was literally something you can prove.  Try again.

This has turned into the kink thread

From getting women drunk, 30 seconds, tantric, feet, couch lovin, and now goat lovin. 

1 minute ago, Diehardfan said:

This has turned into the kink thread

From getting women drunk, 30 seconds, tantric, feet, couch lovin, and now goat lovin. 

we get more done than congress. 

6 minutes ago, paco said:

Which was literally something you can prove.  Try again.

No, no. The proof was fake, remember?

Just now, Paul852 said:

No, no. The proof was fake, remember?

Hopefully, for JD Linda Tripp didn't buy a couch on Craigslist 

6 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

No, no. The proof was fake, remember?

:facepalm:

 

Lets start over.

A fact check retraction is made about a rumor because it's impossible to prove they didn't do said rumor.

I said that's one hell of a can of worms to answer and give an absurd example and linked it to Obama 

Paul gives an Obama example that was already said and was easily provable [Insert something that is impossible to prove] 

 

and.... go!

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it's either in his stupid hilbilly book or it isn't, right?  :unsure:   

 

 

 

Just now, paco said:

:facepalm:

 

Lets start over.

A fact check retraction is made about a rumor because it's impossible to prove they didn't do said rumor.

I said that's one hell of a can of worms to answer and give an absurd example and linked it to Obama 

Paul gives an Obama example that is easily provable that was already said [Insert something that is impossible to prove that was already said] 

 

and.... go!

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Why are you being so serious with me right now? We've been talking about a dude Fing a couch for an hour and now you want to get rational on me?

Fine, Obama punches goats since we can't prove he didn't.

1 minute ago, Paul852 said:

Why are you being so serious with me right now? We've been talking about a dude Fing a couch for an hour and now you want to get rational on me?

Fine, Obama punches goats since we can't prove he didn't.

And we are back! :thumbsup: 

 

 

George W Bush once swallowed a baby armadillo whole.  

1 minute ago, paco said:

And we are back! :thumbsup: 

 

 

George W Bush once swallowed a baby armadillo whole.  

You need something that will stick. You know, like Vance to that couch.

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