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3 minutes ago, Paul852 said:

:lol: Dude, shut up. You sound so stupid and you made your presidential candidate look like a fool.

So, to recap, we all agree haitians are snatching ducks. We all acknowledge that haitians literally eat cats in Haiti. And finally, we've all seen the social media posts about pets missing in Springfield prior to the story going viral.

I mean, yeah, maybe all the testimonials from local residents are just fake and everyone is framing the innocent haitians. :lol: 

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5 minutes ago, BDawk_ASamuel said:

There’s a 9-11 call/recording on the goose/duck incident. So that goes against his statement of "We haven’t seen any of that.” 

There is absolutely, positively no way in HELL this cats/dogs story should have made it to the POTUS debate stage. Period. Trump lost the debate over this. Could a sane candidate have crafted an impactful anti-immigration story out of the Springfield case?  Absolutely, but the point is Trump not only failed to do that he imploded spectacularly in tone, in presenting the facts and in connecting with the audience as anything other than a total f'ing lunatic.

10 minutes ago, BDawk_ASamuel said:

There’s a 9-11 call/recording on the goose/duck incident. So that goes against his statement of "We haven’t seen any of that.” 

He said they get the reports of that but haven't been able to substantiate any of it. If it's as widespread as claimed, you'd think somebody could snap a pic of that happening in Springfield.

1 hour ago, DrPhilly said:

Plenty of hot 50 year olds out there.  Linda took a quick dive once she got past 40 or so.

Plenty of old dumpy ones too lmao

Just now, dawkins4prez said:

There is absolutely, positively no way in HELL this cats/dogs story should have made it to the POTUS debate stage. Period. Trump lost the debate over this. Could a sane candidate have crafted an impactful anti-immigration story out of the Springfield case?  Absolutely, but the point is Trump not only failed to do that he imploded spectacularly in tone, in presenting the facts and in connecting with the audience as anything other than a total f'ing lunatic.

"So yeah, even if it is true he should have said it." :lol: 

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Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

He said they get the reports of that but haven't been able to substantiate any of it. If it's as widespread as claimed, you'd think somebody could snap a pic of that.

Little bro thinks someone faked a Haitian duck 911 call before this story was even in the news. :roll: 

And the black kid at the town hall who said he saw them decapitating ducks in the park must have been an undercover white supremacist! :lol: 

4 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:

There is absolutely, positively no way in HELL this cats/dogs story should have made it to the POTUS debate stage. Period. Trump lost the debate over this. Could a sane candidate have crafted an impactful anti-immigration story out of the Springfield case?  Absolutely, but the point is Trump not only failed to do that he imploded spectacularly in tone, in presenting the facts and in connecting with the audience as anything other than a total f'ing lunatic.

I don’t disagree with that. There were several layups he botched during the debate. It’s not a coincidence she brought up the rally comment during the immigration portion of the debate. It’s her weakest issue and he took the bait. 

3 minutes ago, Boogyman said:

Plenty of old dumpy ones too lmao

Plenty of young dumpy 25yr olds as well :roll:

3 minutes ago, BDawk_ASamuel said:

I don’t disagree with that. There were several layups he botched during the debate. 

I mean, he is completely incompetent and a terrible speaker.

6 minutes ago, Kz! said:

"So yeah, even if it is true he should have said it." :lol: 

No, its not true, there is no eating of pets of Springfield, as per every single official police/gov't agency of the town.  And also no, Trump is not the Bible, we aren't supposed to take his blatant conspiracy lies as metaphors for other things that may or may not be happening. it's not mine or America's job to interpret his every fantasy into reality.

2 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Plenty of young dumpy 25yr olds as well :roll:

Less

3 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Plenty of young dumpy 25yr olds as well :roll:

I never knew she adopted and raised two children. That's a cool thing.

4 minutes ago, Kz! said:

Little bro thinks someone faked a Haitian duck 911 call before this story was even in the news. :roll: 

And the black kid at the town hall who said he saw them decapitating ducks in the park must have been an undercover white supremacist! :lol: 

It's the police officer's statement, not mine, dumb ass. I know you guys are all illiterate, but unless you think the cops are lying then you guys have fallen on your face once again. 
We demand an investigation into these geese! Why won't the cops do anything about this!  :lol: 

2 minutes ago, dawkins4prez said:

No, its not true, there is no eating of pets of Springfield, as per every single official police/gov't agency of the town.  And also no, Trump is not the Bible, we aren't supposed to take his blatant conspiracy lies as metaphors for other things that may or may not be happening. it's not mine or America's job to interpret his every fantasy into reality.

Yes it is. It's been verified they're snatching and eating ducks. Town residents have said their pets are missing both now and prior to when the story went viral. I've never met anyone who calls police over a missing pet, and even if they received a call about it, I doubt they'd take a report. Town officials obviously have incentive to lie. They're eating the pets, and that's OK. It's just a cultural thing. Indians think we're barbaric for eating cow.

Hey guys, you know who should be leader of the free world? A moron who believes fake stories from social media about people eating pets. That's what I want in a leader.

 

"But what about the geese!" :roll: 

3 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

It's the police officer's statement, not mine, dumb ass. I know you guys are all illiterate, but unless you think the cops are lying then you guys have fallen on your face once again. 
We demand an investigation into these geese! Why won't the cops do anything about this!  :lol: 

The police officer said the 911 call was fake?

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1 minute ago, Kz! said:

Yes it is. It's been verified they're snatching and eating ducks. Town residents have said their pets are missing both now and prior to when the story went viral. I've never met anyone who calls police over a missing pet, and even if they received a call about it, I doubt they'd take a report. Town officials obviously have incentive to lie. They're eating the pets, and that's OK. It's just a cultural thing. Indians think we're barbaric for eating cow.

Pets have never gone missing for other reasons. It definitely must be because haitians are stealing them to eat them. This is the hill you morons should absolutely die on when there are 13 yr old victims of rape being forced to carry to term. Please keep talking about the geese. :lol: 

3 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

It's the police officer's statement, not mine, dumb ass. I know you guys are all illiterate, but unless you think the cops are lying then you guys have fallen on your face once again. 
We demand an investigation into these geese! Why won't the cops do anything about this!  :lol: 

 

MAGA is the new PETA I guess.

1 minute ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Hey guys, you know who should be leader of the free world? A moron who believes fake stories from social media about people eating pets. That's what I want in a leader.

 

"But what about the geese!" :roll: 

Haitians eat cats in Haiti. We know they're snatching geese, and locals are saying their pets are missing, but it's just such a gigantic leap in logic to admit, yeah people from cat eating country are again eating cats. :lol: 

2 minutes ago, Kz! said:

The police officer said the 911 call was fake?

""I think it's sad that some people are using this as an opportunity to spread hate or spread fear," says Officer Jason Via, Deputy Director of Public Safety and Operations. "We get these reports 'the Haitians are killing ducks in a lot of our parks' or 'the Haitians are eating vegetables right out of the aisle at the grocery store'. And we haven't really seen any of that. It's really frustrating. As a community, it's not helpful as we try to move forward," Via says."

Just now, we_gotta_believe said:

Pets have never gone missing for other reasons. It definitely must be because haitians are stealing them to eat them. This is the hill you morons should absolutely die on when there are 13 yr old victims of rape being forced to carry to term. Please keep talking about the geese. :lol: 

Haha, the disappearing pets around the time when 20K haitians got dropped on the town and immediately started eating geese are just a coincidence, trumpbot! :lol: :roll: 

Even Starlord had 12 percent of a plan....

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