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29.  My son was two.  I had no daughter.  I’m 49 now.  My son is a high school social studies teacher.  I have a daughter.  She’s 19 and a Freshman at Pitt.

How has your life changed since you became an EMB posting ukn’ loser?

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1 stah.

three sheets to the wind on a pint of gin and bollocks deep in a West End tart

We’ll I’m banned from tate, you still chewing fromunda cheese

10 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

three sheets to the wind on a pint of gin and bollocks deep in a West End tart

the british are ****, the british are coming and they're all a bunch of qweefs

2 minutes ago, olsilverhair said:

the british are ****, the british are coming and they're all a bunch of qweefs

they've been **** for years. big deal. 

2 hours ago, olsilverhair said:

the british are ****, the british are coming and they're all a bunch of qweefs

 

2 hours ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

they've been **** for years. big deal. 

four stars?

thanks guys!

:-)

i've made love* to two of the members here since first joining. 

*djbigf was just a old fashion

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Get back on topic aholes.  

You were also taller then you were round, tubby.

1 hour ago, bobeph said:

Get back on topic aholes.  

is your ahole the topic, butterbean?

2 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

is your ahole the topic, butterbean?

He can't have butter anymore 

49 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

He can't have butter anymore 

The WHO says back to margarine 

I was still in highschool :ph34r:

So i go to an animal shelter to get a dog and suddenly i'm this hero but i go to a woman's shelter to get a girlfriend i'm an ahole?

The eagles won their first super bowl

12 minutes ago, wholesale_Melvin said:

So i go to an animal shelter to get a dog and suddenly i'm this hero but i go to a woman's shelter to get a girlfriend i'm an ahole?

quote. of. the. (albeit brief) century.

When I first started posting here I was one of p.fil’s clones. Then he lost me and the p in a settlement, and now I’m just passed around from poster to poster like a joint at a bonfire.

I didn’t post a lot when the board started but I was there back in 2003-2004.  I had just graduated college and I thought posting online was stupid but you all made me feel funny in my pants. My first job when I graduated was horrendous so I read the message board for 10 hours straight with my boss sitting right behind me until I quit.  Then @bobeph @Blobeph and slobeph all happened, I started following the blog, I created the horror blog, and here we all are. @mikemack8 still smokin crack! 

13 hours ago, hputenis said:

I didn’t post a lot when the board started but I was there back in 2003-2004.  I had just graduated college and I thought posting online was stupid but you all made me feel funny in my pants. My first job when I graduated was horrendous so I read the message board for 10 hours straight with my boss sitting right behind me until I quit.  Then @bobeph @Blobeph and slobeph all happened, I started following the blog, I created the horror blog, and here we all are. @mikemack8 still smokin crack! 

were you taking it balls deep back then, or did you start after tate, asking for a friend

19 hours ago, The_Omega said:

When I first started posting here I was one of p.fil’s clones. Then he lost me and the p in a settlement, and now I’m just passed around from poster to poster like a joint at a bonfire.

I remember. I had to go by wholesale_il until mike d's lawyer reached out to mine.

I was 33 with a hot wife and a field fulla weed. 

On 9/17/2023 at 3:57 PM, wholesale_Melvin said:

I remember. I had to go by wholesale_il until mike d's lawyer reached out to mine.

 

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Like I said, I didn’t have a daughter.  Here is a text convo today…..with my daughter.  PS, the "youze” thing is a family joke.

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On 9/15/2023 at 8:22 PM, bobeph said:

I have a daughter.  She’s 19 and a Freshman at Pitt.

Pics? :smoke:

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