Good start to the Mariota era… I expected a handoff, but got an ambushed bubble screen. 

Looooooool

Talk about lucky... and maybe unlucky with how he got clipped as he made the catch.  

Hahaha this team is cursed 

1 minute ago, LeanMeanGM said:

Improvement 

The D improved. 😂

Just now, LeanMeanGM said:

And he tore his knee 

Who is he?

Mariota comes in and throws 1 pass and gets picked.   If that’s not a scheme issue I don’t know what is.

7 minutes ago, Wentz_Era said:

I’d rather you tell me…it’s 1 of 2 things.  The coaching staff has no right being where they are, or Hurts is incapable of being an NFL QB.  Could be a mix of both though as well.  So 3.

Yeah the guy who led the offense to a franchise record in pts scored, was a whisker away from winning a SB, and was in the running for MVP this year is wholly incapable of being an NFL QB. That's it, you totally nailed it.

And to be clear, I've said multiple times this year Hurts isn't seeing the field well at all. But you guys grossly oversimplify the systemic issues with this offense that it becomes comical to read the comments on game day.

I'm amazed that somehow, this is the most embarrassing Eagles team I think I've ever watched.

Or at least in a looooooooooong time

 

2 minutes ago, devpool said:

Taking care of the baby so just scoreboard watching, but offense has 6 drives and no points so this is all the defense's fault right? 

Just enjoy your new little one and don't let the youngster see this... 

This game can’t end fast enough 

Do we have tanner McKee active? I rather see him then mariota 

Just now, Iggles_Phan said:

Who is he?

Posted too quick. Looked like Blakenships knee buckled 

Keeping in starters this late when this has been over since AJ got inured sore reason to fore Sirianni. 

How many Eagles fans are even going to want them to win next week?

1 minute ago, Godfather said:

He's worth a cheese steak and a 6 pack

Not even.

Rat turd on toast with tap water

2 minutes ago, D-Shiznit said:

In the long run this humiliation is what's best.

It will get Siri out.

But will it change the philosophy of Lurie and Howie? 

Still have Mailata and Dickerson in therem. For who? For what?

Charles Davis is one of the dumbest announcers I've ever heard. Makes Jonathan Vilma sound like John Madden.

Don't worry. We'll come out at half time and promptly go three and out.

At least it makes it clear to Howie that 2024 is the year to dump all the veterans, eat $40M in dead money, and bring in a bunch of kids and don't worry about the playoffs.

If they make the playoffs on the backs of UDFAs and middle round picks, that's a lot better than getting blown out by bad teams with overpaid 30+ year old veterans.

Just now, Sack that QB said:

How many Eagles fans are even going to want them to win next week?

Not this one 

1 minute ago, Swoop said:

I'm amazed that somehow, this is the most embarrassing Eagles team I think I've ever watched.

Or at least in a looooooooooong time

 

I remember a whooping at home against the Seahawks years and years ago at the Vet.   This might be worse than that.

At least we know the QBs are taught to running circles