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God loves ALL people and ALL will eventually live with God in his kingdom!

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  • Sorry @Mike31mt, but I laughed too hard not to post this. Not crapping on anyone's religion.  

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    Her name is Marla. Jesus trims the hedges. 

  • THE DIVINE PROTECTOR KALI, KEEPER OF THE SHAKTI, DESTROYER OF THE RAKTABIJA, LAUGHS AT YOUR MEEK, PITIFUL GOD! SHE WILL TEAR HIS TENDER HEART FROM HIS CHEST AND DINE ON IT IN A KATI ROLL WITH AN

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Apparently there is a God. Here's the proof:

 

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11 hours ago, Toastrel said:

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But wait I thought you were totally fine with Jesus' teachings???

2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

But wait I thought you were totally fine with Jesus' teachings???

again you miss the point?

this is getting ridiculous 

Just now, Arthur Jackson said:

again you miss the point?

this is getting ridiculous 

What's the point?

2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

What's the point?

exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxactly!

2 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxactly!

Burnt out Toaster a million times on the EMB: "I'm totally cool with Jesus' teachings, it's those awful Christians I don't like"

School: "ok class here are Jesus' teachings"

Burnt out Toaster: "Nooo!"

1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

Burnt out Toaster a million times on the EMB: "I'm totally cool with Jesus' teachings, it's those awful Christians I don't like"

School: "ok class here are Jesus' teachings"

Burnt out Toaster: "Nooo!"

no

you really don't get it :lol:

i'm not just just being a jerk

you seriously don't understand 

it's amazing, really  

 

5 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

no

you really don't get it :lol:

i'm not just just being a jerk

you seriously don't understand 

it's amazing, really  

 

Or you're as dumb as Toaster?  You should ponder that for a while

2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Or you're as dumb as Toaster?  You should ponder that for a while

no

1 hour ago, Mike31mt said:

But wait I thought you were totally fine with Jesus' teachings???

In public schools? Why would you think something so stupid?

Oh right.

You're 100% okay with the ten commandments being taught in Oklahoma public schools, right?

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Which means, every dead child is only dead because God wanted them dead.

God wants every raped child to bear the child of their rapist. Except the ones who die in childbirth. He wanted them dead.

God is weird.

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5 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

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100%

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Spoiler

 

George Carlin on the 10 commandments. NSFW language

 

Breakfast and lunch does more for kids than the 10 commandments. Most of them are BS anyway.

On 8/5/2024 at 6:53 PM, Mike31mt said:

Burnt out Toaster a million times on the EMB: "I'm totally cool with Jesus' teachings, it's those awful Christians I don't like"

School: "ok class here are Jesus' teachings"

Burnt out Toaster: "Nooo!"

You really are the most ignorant trash.

I am fine with CHRISTIANS following JESUS' teachings. I wish they would. I wish YOU would.

I do not think Christian dewsh bags, like you pretend to be, should be forcing it down the throats of everyone, regardless of their beliefs.

Why don't you go follow some of Jesus' teachings today? You sure don't seem to show that you follow any, the way you post in here.

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:roll:

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@Mike31mt @Toastrel @Arthur Jackson

so, how's the threesome going?

2 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

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@Mike31mt @Toastrel @Arthur Jackson

so, how's the threesome going?

Mikey likes to be on top with the reverse cowgirl.

1 minute ago, Toastrel said:

Mikey likes to be on top with the reverse cowgirl.

i guess arthur was relegated to fluffer?

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Toaster absolutely unhinged as per usual.   Anyway....

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Too bad those free lunches and breakfasts come with a heaping side of plummeting test scores.  Not to mention the mandatory ethnic studies and woke nonsense (hey as long as it's not "thou shall not kill" am I right??)

Walz is just doing typical insane leftist stuff:  spending arseloads of tax payer money for negative returns, and jamming gender and DEI ideologies "down our throat", to borrow a phrase from Toasters wild ranting.  But again, it's not "thou shall not steal" so you're safe from Religion today.

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