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43 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

sounds like some john smith BS to me. 

You mean Joseph?

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1 minute ago, DEagle7 said:

You mean Joseph?

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lmao, i was talking to my co-worker john as i posted that. 

 

i need a drink. stat. 

1 hour ago, vikas83 said:

While Paul was not one of the 12 Apostles, he is referred to as Paul the Apostle because, according to him, the Christ appeared to him on the road to Damascus and told him to spread the word. So Paul referred to himself as an apostle, and the Church generally refers to him as basically the 13th apostle.

Not bad for a Hindu.

Wait a second… I once saw the image of Jesus in a bowl of cereal. I had I no idea that I, too, am an Apostle. 

listen all of you F'ng uneducated heathens, nobody lied back then. 

Proof for the heathens:

 

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One time this party ran out of booze So I turned the water into WINE. Party  on. - wino jesus - quickmeme

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6 hours ago, Toastrel said:

Well, some people consider important details, like being picked by Jesus decades after Jesus died, to be worth mentioning. Not important to you, like January 6th was not, I get it.

Decades after?  Wrong again, old man.

And you tie in a Trump reference, to ensure everyone knows you're clueless.  Nice work.

13 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Decades after?  Wrong again, old man.

How many decades after did Paul write his letters?

Why were the letters he didn’t write canonized? 

 

3 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Decades after?  Wrong again, old man.

can you really be this dense?

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3 hours ago, Tnt4philly said:

How many decades after did Paul write his letters?

Why were the letters he didn’t write canonized? 

 

He didn't refer to when Paul wrote his letters, he referred to when Paul was "picked by Jesus."

What Toastrel is trying to do, though probably unwittingly because hes not that clever, is very anti-Christian/Muslim: make Paul out to be a sort of false prophet.

Paul and the Apostles were very much acquainted, and Paul's teachings as they relate to Jesus' own teachings are incredibly important to Christianity.  The Apostles themselves approved of Paul and encouraged him to spread the gospel through his missions. 

Not a surprise though that the hypocrite who says he's cool with Jesus' teachings knows absolutely nothing about them and is just spouting off liberal gibberish talking points.

35 minutes ago, Arthur Jackson said:

can you really be this dense?

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You are a worthless unfunny troll.  Make a coherent argument and maybe I'll take you seriously.

13 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

You are a worthless unfunny troll.  Make a coherent argument and maybe I'll take you seriously.

see?

this is what I mean

 

I know more than you about what you're trying to defend than you do... and you can't see it.

You use words and clauses that you don't quite understand the meaning of... and you can't see it.

Worst of all, you have no self-awareness of how your posts portray the vapid and emotional nature of your arguments.

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

He didn't refer to when Paul wrote his letters, he referred to when Paul was "picked by Jesus."

What Toastrel is trying to do, though probably unwittingly because hes not that clever, is very anti-Christian/Muslim: make Paul out to be a sort of false prophet.

Paul and the Apostles were very much acquainted, and Paul's teachings as they relate to Jesus' own teachings are incredibly important to Christianity.  The Apostles themselves approved of Paul and encouraged him to spread the gospel through his missions. 

Not a surprise though that the hypocrite who says he's cool with Jesus' teachings knows absolutely nothing about them and is just spouting off liberal gibberish talking points.

Do you ever just answer the question instead of going off on people? 

12 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Decades after?  Wrong again, old man.

And you tie in a Trump reference, to ensure everyone knows you're clueless.  Nice work.

It is true, I forgot how long after Jesus died he appeared. I thought Paul or Saul, or whoever he was, spent decades persecuting Christians.

So the important part is how long Jesus was dead when he appeared to Paul.

HOLY CRAP .... jesus appeared to me in the shower this morning. first thing he did was apologize for his obvious intrusion and then he said i could at least thank him for my girthy veiny dong. which i promptly high fived him for. 

anyway, he said all of this BS about homosexuality is man made and that he and his dad are actually pansexual. 

it was then that i got a little uncomfortable talking to him in the shower as his eyes went south. 

 

13 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

HOLY CRAP .... jesus appeared to me in the shower this morning. first thing he did was apologize for his obvious intrusion and then he said i could at least thank him for my girthy veiny dong. which i promptly high fived him for. 

anyway, he said all of this BS about homosexuality is man made and that he and his dad are actually pansexual. 

it was then that i got a little uncomfortable talking to him in the shower as his eyes went south. 

Then Jesus spent the rest of the day hating himself and the impure thoughts he had of you showering.

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7 minutes ago, Shepard Wong said:
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Jesus appeared to the lion, who for the duration of the world ending deluge, ate kibble, I think, or maybe the animals ate mana? Wait!!!

 

TO THE BIBLE!!!!

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You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them.

Now, we know from the bible that after the 40 days and nights of rain, it was 150 days before the water decreased.

Noah and his family sure had their hands full, on top of building the ark, they had to get 150 days worth of food for each animal, including those with specialized diets.

Damn.

3 hours ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

HOLY CRAP .... jesus appeared to me in the shower this morning. first thing he did was apologize for his obvious intrusion and then he said i could at least thank him for my girthy veiny dong. which i promptly high fived him for. 

anyway, he said all of this BS about homosexuality is man made and that he and his dad are actually pansexual. 

it was then that i got a little uncomfortable talking to him in the shower as his eyes went south. 

I have some bad news. That wasn't Jesus. It was @bobeph

3 minutes ago, vikas83 said:

I have some bad news. That wasn't Jesus. It was @bobeph

Yeah it should've been a dead giveaway when he said "Take this chimphole and eat from it, for it is my body given up for you."

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10 hours ago, NOTW said:

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10 hours ago, Shepard Wong said:

 

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