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2 minutes ago, Christian Eagle said:

God will be the judge of that.  

I'm the judge and jury

And I find you guilty of circular logic, intellectual dishonesty, false humility, and plagiarism

As punishment, you have to spend eternity with me at my summer flat in Blackpool

I know you don't think you want to now, but eventually you'll come to me cheerfully.

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This world is ruled by Satan - for now.  

 

1 John 5:19

We know that we are from God, and the whole world lies in the power of the evil one.

4 minutes ago, Christian Eagle said:

There's a reason that some atheists relentlessly attack Jesus's message and messengers.  I believe it is because they are under significant demonic oppression to do so.  The reader should also consider that such atheists don't go after faith systems that are not based on Jesus.  Why is that?  The simple answer is that they are "of the world" and not of Jesus.  They don't believe in Satan or his demons but they exist and they whisper into the ears of the hard-core atheists who then do their bidding, such as attacking the message of Jesus's good news!

In the Hebrew Bible there was no Satan with a capital S, and in early Hebrew traditions, there was no devil, demons, or Hell. This is your old testament without revisionism. At that time, evil was viewed as an external factor -- the goy or goyim were the outsiders, non Jews and that is where evil manifested. With the reformation movement of the religion, led by none other than your Jesus Christ and the creation of Christianity, this construct was changed to the internalization of evil. We all sin, god forgives us, etc. and with the addition of SATAN as the manipulator of our internal selves that creates the evil from which we need forgiveness by god. Do some research beyond reading your good book, numb nuts.

2 minutes ago, Christian Eagle said:

...The reader should also consider that such atheists don't go after faith systems that are not based on Jesus.  Why is that?  ...

the reader has considered this and found your observation to be self-serving rubbish.

I guess ba'al, I mean, god (sorry these Canaanite idols all blend together to me :blush:) has blinded you.

The most prominent and influential atheists give islam no quarter. Leftists on college campuses have made the environment for jewish students in recent weeks nearly unbearable.

So it's clear that you really don't know what you're talking about.

Satan and demons real, lake of fire, not so much. Satan is also a dragon, but probably not a real one, or maybe?

Which parts of the bible can we accept as factual? Did God send bears to kill children over the word baldy?

I guess we better get this over with now...

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satan is a cop out used to blame somebody/something else or the world's ills.  

 

8 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

satan is a cop out used to blame somebody/something else or the world's ills.  

 

I read this as "blame somebody/something else for the world’s libs.”  Maybe I need some time off from CVON

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We're responsible for our choices but Satan does encourage people to go against God, which is exactly what God created him to do.

 

23 minutes ago, Christian Eagle said:

We're responsible for our choices but Satan does encourage people to go against God, which is exactly what God created him to do.

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25 minutes ago, Christian Eagle said:

We're responsible for our choices but Satan does encourage people to go against God, which is exactly what God created him to do.

so by that logic, god is a bonafide deekhead who just likes to F with his children. 

 

 

what a dad. 

23 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

so by that logic, god is a bonafide deekhead who just likes to F with his children. 

 

 

what a dad. 

 

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16 hours ago, Christian Eagle said:

Me too my friend

Careful.  If you do too much of that sinning you'll go blind.  So they say anyway.

You guys are supposed to be my friends. Why don't you stop me when I get like this? :nonono:

 

I'm totally going to hell :unsure:

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I'm totally going to hell :unsure:

According to this thread, you are good.

2 hours ago, Arthur Jackson said:

one star

Get it right mate, it is "one stah"

@Shepard Wong the AI got the seinfeld shirt almost spot on

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10 minutes ago, DrPhilly said:

Careful.  If you too much of that sinning you'll go blind.  So they say anyway.

 

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8 minutes ago, paco said:

According to this thread, you are good.

The Bible tells us that people are sent to the LOF, but they won't remain there forever.  It's purportedly a dreadful experience and should be avoided but ultimately it's their issue, not mine.

10 minutes ago, Christian Eagle said:

The Bible tells us that people are sent to the LOF, 

so we get sent to the middle east ? 

10 minutes ago, Christian Eagle said:

The Bible tells us that people are sent to the LOF, but they won't remain there forever.  It's purportedly a dreadful experience and should be avoided but ultimately it's their issue, not mine.

Do they have WiFi?

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Sheet, I forgot AI was a thing....

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