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48 minutes ago, Alpha_TATEr said:

im still laughing at women are equal to men in the catholic religion. 

:roll:

he means equally italian

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6 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said:

"Hurr durr, women belong as nuns and should keep quiet and teach kids, how dare they speak to adult parishioners!"

Oh look, the "Catholic" disagrees with yet another church teaching.  Shocking!

6 hours ago, toolg said:

Did you ever hear about ecumenical council? Second Vatican?

Yes

Jesus hand picked 12 apostles.  Why were they all men?

Just now, Mike31mt said:

Yes

Jesus hand picked 12 apostles.  Why were they all men?

Because the person/people who made the story up wanted most of the main characters to be men. 

1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

Yes

Jesus hand picked 12 apostles.  Why were they all men?

The women were all at home making sammiches?

Just now, Boogyman said:

Because the person/people who made the story up wanted most of the main characters to be men. 

So Jesus was made up now?  The apostles were made up?

1 minute ago, Dave Moss said:

The women were all at home making sammiches?

Now you're just insulting Boogerman for no reason.

2 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Jesus hand picked 12 apostles.  Why were they all men?

WHY INDEED! 

 

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Is it just me or does the Last Supper sound like a sausage fest?

4 minutes ago, Dave Moss said:

Is it just me or does the Last Supper sound like a sausage fest?

"Okay everyone put your keys in the bowl, odd man out gets a one-way ticket to Golgotha"

13 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Oh look, the "Catholic" disagrees with yet another church teaching.  Shocking!

Oh look, the "Catholic" who still hasn't reversed his vasectomy is trying to be pretend to be all righteous and pious again. Shocking!

45 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

Yes

Jesus hand picked 12 apostles.  Why were they all men?

Some say there were women apostles, forever lost to history due to the patriarchy. 

44 minutes ago, toolg said:

Some say there were women apostles, forever lost to history due to the patriarchy. 

According to apocrypha:

"...and the women had hair of argaman, rotund of stature and unpleasing to the eye. They shrieked of their lot and bled from their loins at every moon..."

 

 

 

(I made that up)

2 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Yes

Jesus hand picked 12 apostles.  Why were they all men?

Because Jesus was a ****ot

17 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

Go on, @we_gotta_believe, tell us again how Catholic you are by literally hating everything about the religion.

Will you tell us how Christian you are again, by acting as if you have never heard the word of Christ?

11 hours ago, we_gotta_believe said:

Oh look, the "Catholic" who still hasn't reversed his vasectomy is trying to be pretend to be all righteous and pious again. Shocking!

I'm a sinner, not a heretic. How about you?

10 hours ago, toolg said:

Some say there were women apostles, forever lost to history due to the patriarchy. 

I can't tell if this is a joke

25 minutes ago, Toastrel said:

Will you tell us how Christian you are again, by acting as if you have never heard the word of Christ?

Go back to bed

Jesus picked 12 apostles and none of them were trannies, so this shouldn't concern you

1 minute ago, Mike31mt said:

I'm a sinner, not a heretic. How about you?

You pretend to be contrite as you "ask for forgiveness" for an egregious sin you committed that can easily be reversed yet you refuse to. You continue to commit this sin every single day that passes and you have no plans to ever stop. Then you turn around and come on here to tell other people they're not true Christians. There's a name for that, it's called being a fraud.

6 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

I can't tell if this is a joke

pray on it and God willing you will find the answer.

5 minutes ago, we_gotta_believe said:

You pretend to be contrite as you "ask for forgiveness" for an egregious sin you committed that can easily be reversed yet you refuse to. You continue to commit this sin every single day that passes and you have no plans to ever stop. Then you turn around and come on here to tell other people they're not true Christians. There's a name for that, it's called being a fraud.

Everyone commits sin every single day.

I'm not telling "people" they're not true Christians.  I'm saying it to you because you claim to be a Catholic but deny almost all Catholic doctrine.  The others at least admit they're not Christian.

Sounds like you're pretty triggered that I'm calling you out for being a heretic.  You must still have some Catholic guilt left in you.

10 minutes ago, Mike31mt said:

I'm not telling "people" they're not true Christians. 

Now the "Catholic" is blatantly breaking the ninth commandment. :lol: 

i'm 1000000000000000000000000000% sure the bible we are reading today, was never, ever, altered in any way. i have complete faith in man to have left it alone throughout the ages, keeping the original text untouched, never changed to fit anyone's narrative to control the masses. 

Just now, Alpha_TATEr said:

i'm 1000000000000000000000000000% sure the bible we are reading today, was never, ever, altered in any way. i have complete faith in man to have left it alone throughout the ages, keeping the original text untouched, never changed to fit anyone's narrative to control the masses. 

Oh ok, so where did you learn other aspects of ancient history?

11 hours ago, Mike31mt said:

So Jesus was made up now?  The apostles were made up?

12 hours ago, Boogyman said:

Because the person/people who made the story up wanted most of the main characters to be men. 

 

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